I swear it’s real I am a Jedi -Donald trump probably

Poor lads are devastated I’m sure

Does the coal man know #themarywallopers

Enoch wont be happy

He shit himself again didn’t he

He’s at it again, he missed his boyfriend in mount joy too much #enoch4sam

The brown envelopes have run out

It’s very hard to believe that woman is 28, mentally she 12 and we all have eyes

He has a boyfriend in prison that’s why he keeps wanting to go back, he knows mummy Martina wouldn’t approve #enochatitagain #enoch4mountjoy2026

Throwing his toys out of the pram again

Take the money and don’t txt them back xox

The ghost of Wilson’s past

H8 2 b them #lolz

His name is Mamdani M A M D A N I

Louder for those in the back

Don’t let the door hit ya xoxo

It was pope Francis…..

Knew it was a scam to get people back in to mass for Easter, then he dies Easter Monday, not to take the day away from Jesus but to still keep the mass numbers up for a few more days in the off season #popefrancis #rip

👀👀👀

I didn’t sleep well last night where’s my daily news story?

“People are dying Kim”

Shocked and absolutely horrified #housingcrisis

Same

I’m beginning to wonder if he was ill at all, was it just a publicity stunt to get people to mass for Easter #eastereggs

Chronically online man who won’t shut up is misunderstood, more at 11

Can I get a wee government number too? #jobsforthelads #finegael

That’s why his head is so big it’s full of numbers #DavidMurphyRTE #MegaMind

Is there anything to be said for saying another mass

Shocked! Horrified!

He’s a fan of moving around our Peadar #governmentformation25

She’s legged it first day on the job. Bye Verona

She 100% pegs him #mommymelania

Wonder who’s besties will be invited? #hotornot

I didn’t realise there was a department for yelling about the magic man in the sky and funnelling state funds into your own pocket via state contracts

And they were both boys (war criminals) 😘😘😘😘😘

Rain hail or snow, he’s at it again, Enoch Burke the all-weather state paid menace

“ the Brits are at it…” oh wait WE’RE at it again?

I did not hit her. I did not. Oh hi Mark

Where will our parents get their news from? #riprip

“Don’t worry that the voters didn’t want you we’ll sort you out 😘” - Simon Harris probably

The Brits are in fact “at it again”

Nothing like brutalist architecture to MAKE the children learn

The child wishes to smell sea air #landlockedcounty #longford

Election 2024 let’s vote for change….oh wait #GE24

All RTÉ election staff OT to be paid in the form of change from Gerry #GE24 #themonk

Why is this still on going, it’s toy show week #GE24

I wonder do they have election nightmares like we have leaving cert nightmares #GE24

“Willie how do you continue to get elected?” “I ask people nicely to vote for me” #thewillieway #willieodea #GE24

Local man elected to shout at clouds and directly profit from state contracts for another 4 years #healyrae #GE24

Back to the sunnier climate he goes to continue his religious studies #themonk #GE24