New ink 🖤🥀🛡️

Heres my belated submission for Halloween @paddydontstart.bsky.social @nicbut.bsky.social

Hair cut ✅

Bap

Backwards cap

Yall, I bruised my ass bad at rugby

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Coffee?

Doing shots of Sugar, Water, Cyanide in the club

Yall like my tie?

What do we think of the beard growing out

Rugby boys keep hitting me with their big heads, and that shit’s solid

I think I have a kink for sunglasses

I got an Anastacia cd and I’ve been feeling myself

Got me a new jock 🥰

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Happy Hogmanay

I just got cum on my steering wheel 😪

My mum got us matching dachshund martini shirts

Merry Christmas you stunners. Off to go drink my uncles under the table

Who’s kissing me under the mistletoe?

This Scotsman has had a busy week 😪

Slingshot ⛰️🧡

I think New Year’s resolution is to become a caged himbo, and idk how I’ve come to this conclusion, but it shall be done 🔒

Braved the cold for an hour and now back under the heated blanket

I tasked my straight flatmate to come up with a caption for this, we didn’t get further than “who wants to come play clash of clans naked”

When do I graduate from cub to bear? 🧸

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Out for a boogie

I really wanna play overwatch with gay people, just for the experience 🫶😪

New underwear, therefore i have to show it off by walking round the flat like this all day

My hat makes my ears look so big!!

Divas, does anyone have any cunty movie recommendations, I want like Hackers (1995) with Angelina Jolie and Matthew Millard type beat

It took me so long to get the gel out of my hair after this

POV you look up during our drive

Titties out for charli tomorrow

This weekend got me thinking I need to get more briefs

I hear the birds in the summer breeze 🦅

Can someone come and show me some cool bars in glasgow to go to

This has destroyed me emotionally for the next 6 months

About to start all of us strangers and I think it’s going to destroy me

I need to take a nap on someone

You’ll have to do more than that to look into my eyes

I think to have a glass of orange diluting juice would fix so many of my problems

I’m watching that gay movie Bros with Billy Eichner really baked rn and it’s freaking me out so much

Repost your Halloween costumes😈

How’s everyone’s Sunday going, I’m still stuck on the sofa sick 🫶😪

Who’s ready to round up some gators 🐊