In life, you’re either a person who closes the live chat, or you’re a person who will wait for the assistant to say “is there anything else that I can help you with?” I’m the latter. And I can’t imagine the amount of cumulative hours that I’ve wasted doing that.

Happy Mothers Day to all the Mums out there. Heroes the lot of you.

It has come to the point where I have now seen more minutes of clips of Adolescence being made than the programme itself. We get it, it was one continuous shot.

Walkers just need to quit their failed experiment and revert their crisp packet colours to what they should be. Blue for S&V, green for C&O. Made all the more confusing by the fact they’ve retained the original colours for their Square crisps. Not the mindf**k I needed this lunchtime! 🤣

Beautiful day for a Parkrun. Now can #afcb beat Wolves? Pllllease?

Was there an Eastenders 40th Anniversary episode last night by any chance? Scrolling through X, it’s impossible to tell. 🫣

Just found that there is a way in WhatsApp to transcribe voice messages. This is a game changer.

Just browsing #afcb forums, Whatsapp groups, social media - seeing loads of posts from people desperate for a ticket for Saturday vs Liverpool. Why was there not this much clamour for when we played, say, Palace or Everton at home? 🤔 Weird that.

Just felt the need to come on here and say that people need to realise it is not quicker to say VW rather than Volkswagen. It’s more syllables.

I know the Traitors final is a big thing etc, however I’m not sure the BBC needed to have it as a Breaking News notification.

Note to self: Practise my “what the hell have I just witnessed” face.

Is he doing this on purpose now? He must be? Surely.

Gorgeous morning at the Poole #parkrun 🏃☀️

Absolutely reeks of Walsall (A) in the Auto Windscreens Shield this. Fair play Eddie. What an effort this is. #afcb #nufc #CarabaoCup

A nice cannabis inspired run around Poole Park. Not smoking it, I must add. Just my usual 5K route set to the aromatic backdrop of a series of mega chilled-out teenagers sat on benches. strava.app.link/4QegWGazWPb

Bumped in to this hero at the Bournemouth Parkrun 🇨🇴 #afcb

New Year 5K at Bournemouth ParkRun. Starting as I mean to go on! 🙌 Pint?

Wayne Rooney should take some advice from Gary Neville about cutting your losses when it becomes clear that management isn't for you. Bloke's a joke. #PAFC

Who are these people that pop to their local shopping centre to buy presents only to come out lumbered with a £1500 Sky TV contract over two years?

Shocked to hear that the #OldFirm was a "frantic start". 🤥

Not sure if it is age, but hovering over an open wheelie bin with my phone in one hand and some rubbish in the other feels more perilous every time I do it.

Not sure if it’s easy to tell where we’re at this weekend.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎶🎄

Spurs fans will need to leave the match tomorrow about 15 minutes before it ends to catch the last train home. Time for the Premier League to enforce a responsibility on broadcasters to secure transport guarantees if they want to keep pissing about with the kick off times? #afcb #coys #thfc

Feel bad for retailers, independent or otherwise, in Bournemouth & Poole, who this Xmas will be missing out on trade due to people being forced to shop online. Driving is impossible. BCP Council’s perverse fascination in coordinating roadworks to facilitate non-existent cyclists is baffling.

So many teams are kicking off about #VAR every single week. Players, managers, coaches. Which begs the question, why last season, did 19 out of the 20 #PL teams vote to keep it? Don’t hound the Premier League, hound your own football club.

Just posted this on the BOTN Telegram group, but thanks for all of the messages received ❤️ Up the Cherries.

Ian Davis. 03/12/1949 - 25/11/2024 My absolute hero ❤️

My God I’m genuinely amazed at how far out players used to start their runs for a penalty. Great video @robtmfpa.bsky.social 🙌

If #BHAFC players genuinely saw an online jibe (which was vanilla at best) and used it as motivation to win a game of football against #afcb, then based on what organisations connected with other clubs write, I can only assume they’ll be winning the league then.

🍂 Autumnal afternoon 5K. Was going to do a loop up through Canford Cliffs, but saw the hill and couldn’t face it, so just ran back at the halfway point 😅 #Strava strava.app.link/b6BZOG1CEOb

I have a lot of faith that #Bluesky will turn into the app we all want it to be. It’s showing decent signs. But at the moment it still feels a bit like doing the weekly shop at Lidl. Some great stuff and wholesome value, but ultimately, you then need to top up whatever you can’t get over at Tesco.

You know when your Google Photos app or Timehop comes up with a fond memory from yesteryear? Here’s mine, one year ago today 🥰

Maverick Exposure Lights Dark Castle 5k at Corfe Castle followed by a pint at the Greyhound. Decent evening.

Decent AF this one 👌

Awkward moment yesterday. Friend of mine is a teacher at a local primary school where Steve Fletcher and Tyler Adams visited. After a talk, where Adams was talking about playing for the USA, playing against Messi etc, one lad asked Tyler to describe his best Bournemouth goal 😬 #afcb

Opening a new personal account on Bluesky. I really enjoyed all the interactions on Twitter, and this move is nothing to do with the bots, automated replies, the relentless stream of Only Fans creators, graphic videos of people getting stabbed, and Elon Musk being a total megalomaniac.