If you talk about autistic people as though they are somehow lesser, or you subscribe to rhetoric that makes out as though having an autistic child is a fate worse than death, you're an absolute wankstain of a human😊🙌

Oh hell yeah. Happy Bisexual Visibility day to my fellow fabulous Bi’s! 🩷💜💙 And anyone who tells you it’s “just a phase” can go suck a cactus. ✨

You and your favorite Pokémon Turtwig, my beloved!!! I named mine Stomper back in the good ole Diamond & Pearl days of 2007. 💕

Okay help me pick a D&D chara for a one shot I’m gonna do soon. Should I play: My earth genasi fighter who makes sculptures based on weird prophetic dreams? Or my grungy triton (sea elf) samurai who looks terrifying and acts mean but is actually a softy for her wife? A tough decision indeed 🤔

I’ve always wanted to attend one of those fantasy ball events, and there’s FINALLY one happening in my town!!! The universe really saw what a horrible time I’ve been through as of late and decided to throw me a bone. Thanks universe. 😂

Reskeet if your profile is safe for BIPOC queer, trans folks, sex workers, neurodivergent people, and those with disabilities ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿🌈😈🧠♿️💖

Our party member fell asleep in the middle of our DnD session. We tried everything to wake him up. And the only thing that worked was one of us yelling: “HEY BUD YOU WANNA SEE SOME TIDDIES?” Man was awake and alert just like that. 😂

That Minecraft "1000 Player Civilization" video was absolutely fantastic, probably the best YT video of the year. I never thought I could get so invested in a video about block people on a rich island and a poor island going to war, but I was so wrong. Such good storytelling 🌟

Writing down before I forget. Next time somebody losing an argument says "I have no words," I need to come back with, "Probably because you ate them." It's the little ideas that bring a smile to my face. 😂

One of my favorite principles I abide by as of late funny enough came from the new King of the Hill revival: “It’s nice to be nice.” There’s already so much bad energy in the world right now. Why add more to it? I’d rather be nice than be a jackass. Angry’s exhausting. Nice is nice.

FINALLY BOOKMARKS HELL YES

Alright quick interest check. If I offered art commissions—specifically illustrations and/or reference sheets for people's personas, D&D characters, etc.—who'd want em? 📝

Still in awe that my boss has so much aura/cred to this name that he jumpscared Kai Cenat just by appearing in the man’s livestream the other day. What a time. 😂

Is anybody else lowkey intimidated by the new Patreon creator page update or is that just me? 😅

Well, it's that day of the year. I still miss him something awful, but I'm viewing today as a day to celebrate his immense presence, as opposed to mourning his absence. Hope you're enjoying yourself a nice big sky tart today, Badjman! I'll be making myself one, too. 🥧🎉

Well, it's that day of the year. I still miss him something awful, but I'm viewing today as a day to celebrate his immense presence, as opposed to mourning his absence. Hope you're enjoying yourself a nice big sky tart today, Badjman! I'll be making myself one, too. 🥧🎉

THE MOUNTAIN OF ART HAS BEEN CONQUERED! Between my usual gig, and all the other stuff I took on, I completed 46 commissions this month alone. My wrists sound like bubble wrap. 😂

So help me, when I’m done with this art project, I’m gonna celebrate by making the spiciest, crunchiest, JUICIEST honey chipotle chicken sandwich sliders the southeast US has ever seen. I WILL NOT BE IMPEDED ON MY QUEST! 🔥

Fuck

I’m ready to make a bigass blanket fort, crawl inside, and just sleep the rest of the year away after all the work I cranked out this month. Get in, snoozers, we’re going napping. 💤

I sat down at 9pm to finally hammer out this art piece. I just looked up from my screen, and it’s 6AM. … Whoops. 😅

Work’s had me monumentally stressed, both due to time constraints and the emotional weight that comes with the subject matter in question. But I’ll be damned if I don’t get this all done. I’ll persevere. 💪

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🎉THE RESULTS!!!🎉 So I told myself everyone here deserves to win, and threw in the option thinking the wheel was NEVER gonna land on it, because why would the universe be that kind? ... ...So... FREE DOODLES FOR EVERYONE! 🥳 Thank you to all of you who entered! Let's do this again next month! 💜

AYE! Remember last month when I said I'd do a doodle giveaway? Well we're DOING IT! 🎨 TO ENTER... 🎨 Hype up someone in the replies that you think deserves some recognition and good vibes. Spread that positivity, bud! Deadline is August 16th. Winner and said bud both get a little doodle! ☀️

AYE! Remember last month when I said I'd do a doodle giveaway? Well we're DOING IT! 🎨 TO ENTER... 🎨 Hype up someone in the replies that you think deserves some recognition and good vibes. Spread that positivity, bud! Deadline is August 16th. Winner and said bud both get a little doodle! ☀️

Proud of you for trying to do something that brings you joy and proud of you for supporting other people's adventures that bring them joy.

Good lord. At the speed I'm drawing everything on my to-do list this month, they're gonna have to classify my tablet pen as a lethal weapon, and every stroke I make with it as incendiary ammo. My hand is on FIRE 🔥🔥🔥

FFFFFFF- okay I can't draw and be emotional at the same time because I can't see the DAMN SCREEN while my eyes are watering. God my feels are gonna be all over the place this month making all this art, holy fuck

Don’t you just hate it when you’re getting dressed, and then walk out of your room and realize you forgot to put on a shirt This day is off to a very bizarre start 😂

Blade runner inspired drawing from this time last year. Clearly you can tell I had trouble deciding who should be the hologram. Oh well. 😂

Oh, I can feel it in my creaky hand bones already. August is gonna be a HELL OF A busy month art-wise, but damn is it gonna be worth it in the end. Send wrist wraps and advil. I'm gonna need 'em. 🙏

throne.com/maximumpanic Well okay then!

Thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes!!! I’ve been sick as a dog the last few days and honestly thought today would be a bust. But I was floored to get so many sweet messages! Know that I saw every single one you all sent, and I appreciate each and every one of you to the moon and back! 🎉💖

Birth!

Had to cancel my birthday vacation on account of being down with the sickness. Big sad. 😭 Send anti-nausea meds, blankets, and Sprite pls.

You know sometimes when you just wanna Yknow just 🗣️ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hi, I've been bullied into sharing my wishlist, because I completely forgot my birthday is next Friday, but my friends haven't! Welp. 😅 throne.com/maximumpanic

So I just saw the warlord predator from that new Predator: Killer of Killers movie and I’m- I need him to either hold me like a football or fling me like a sack of potatoes, I can’t explain it. 😩

Today feels like an “I want to have cake for lunch” kinda day 🍰

Now that I’ve learned how to make my own French fries, I’m not so sure any fast food chain will ever be able to compare! Them’s some tasty spuds! The oil burns were so worth it. 👌✨🍟

Struggling to put together my costume for my and my best friend’s D&D themed birthday party next weekend. I’m thinking forest witch, and I’ve got a lotta layers... BUT the question remains: How much leg do I want stickin out? 🤔 Also, CAN I get my potion bottles through TSA? 😂

Food therapy is making garlic parmesean fries from scratch by cutting big chonky potatoes down to size 🔪🥔

Who do I have to pay to make me some spicy chicken garlic knot sliders and deliver them directly to my mouth? I’d make them myself, but it’s 2am, the AC is on full blast, and I’ve burrowed in a blanket cave of my own making. I’ll pay in pints of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. Or just pints. 🍦🍻

No rizz, but I’ve got silly art, colorful dice, blankets, a Bridge, and a full snack stash. 👀

I just cracked a knot that’s been in my back for 2 days, and HOOOOLLLYY CRAP do I feel SO MUCH better I’ve been so tense this week. Tonight I twisted a little too far reaching for my nightstand, heard it, felt it, exhaled, and then felt my soul FLEE my body. So good. Take that, bones. 😤

Wtf- I said by the end of the MONTH, not the end of the day?!?! Alright gimme a hot minute to think of an idea on how to do this. 🤔

…Alright I’ll bite. If for some reason I reach 200 followers by the end of the month, I’ll make a post and do a small giveaway for a free doodle.

Hi, a BIG thank you to all the lovely people on my timeline this morning who reminded me why I believe eye contact is the hottest thing ever. Got me over here blushing like the rabbit from Bambi. 🥰

To all the artists creating in these times: thank you. It’s not easy to make beauty, truth, or meaning when the world feels chaotic. Whether it helps you breathe or comforts others, your work matters. Art doesn’t need to fix the world to be meaningful, sometimes it just needs to exist.