Oh, god, they're doing a 4 way at WM, aren't they? #WWEChamber

NOW the Vision is dead for real. #WWEChamber

Okay, *that* is actually Seth Rollins. #WWEChamber

Yeah, what was up with that masked man bullcrap yesterday? #WWEChamber

Also, I love how Je'Von Evans' gimmick is just "young". #WWEChamber

Je'Von who? Are they *both* nervous? #WWEChamber

If I'm WWE, I'm immediately drafting plans for a Trick Williams/Carmelo Hayes US title program at WM. #WWEChamber

So I was right in a way when I said the audience would be let down. That just goes to show you the *very* stark difference between the WWE audience and everyone else. #WWEChamber

...all right. Well... #WWEChamber

In fact...they're booing him? #WWEChamber

He didn't get as big of a pop as I thought, even for being in Chicago. #WWEChamber

...okay, this is actually very Danhausen-appropriate; I'm fine with this. #WWEChamber

Yes, a record of literally only two times the WWE has been here. #WWEChamber

I also love how AJ was like, "oh...I'm not kissing your bloody mouth." #WWEChamber

You know, I thought they were gonna do this spot at the end of WrestleMania. But I guess we're doing it now. #WWEChamber

CM Punk knocks off the February challenger. #WWEChamber

lol Where did a Sharpshooter come from? #WWEChamber

"blowing that kiss to John Cena" >me when I lie again #WWEChamber

"First career match in the United Center" >me when I lie #WWEChamber

AND NOW THE STARTING LINEUP FOR THE 1992 CM PUNKS #WWEChamber

Yeah, unfortunately, all four of them are about to get thrown into a useless war right after this show. #WWEChamber

So they have to be opening this box in front of the crowd, right? And even if it *is* Danhausen...did this really warrant a whole weeks-long mystery? It's just asking for the audience to be let down because everyone let their fantasies run wild. #WWEChamber

And they're not waiting until WrestleMania. AJ wins her first title in 11 years. #WWEChamber

BECKY SPANKING AJ LIKE LAYLA DID THAT ONE TIME #WWEChamber

Crowd rightfully booing the dumbass ref opting to fix the turnbuckle pad. #WWEChamber

A "you can't wrestle" chant? That's actually something out of AJ Lee's time. #WWEChamber

That mockery got an "overrated" chant. #WWEChamber

Well, let's see how *this* one goes. #WWEChamber

Oh, god, General jumpscare. #WWEChamber

TO THE SURPRISE OF ABSOLUTELY NO ONE #WWEChamber

So have you always been able to eliminate two in one like that? #WWEChamber

Remember when those pods used to be "indestructible"? #WWEChamber

I think Rhea should've entered last. #WWEChamber

So they select the next wrestler during the countdown now? That's new. #WWEChamber

I finished a whole meal in the time it took for all these damn entrances. #WWEChamber

First PPV in the United Center since the Undertaker fought himself. #WWEChamber

All right, let's see what's going on in Detective Conan Wrestling with all these mysteries. #WWEChamber

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This Week in #Anipoke: For Pokémon Day, the anime gave us the long-awaited battle and capture of Rayquaza.

Morning, folks. Yeah...because I'm totally not gonna be fighting in any war. Good luck with that.

No #SmackDown for me. I'm choosing The New Beginning USA show.

Just saw the Pokémon Winds and Waves trailer. Too much water.

Morning, folks. Yesterday may have been Dragon Ball Day, but today...is Pokémon Day!

So tell me...is this really #OshiNoKo's idea of a breakup?

So I guess all those rejections were because they just wanted to get every cent they could out of Paramount. lol I'm so sick. I can't live in a world where Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon are under the same umbrella.

Morning, folks. I hope it's going well.

Wasn't this supposed to be a serious grudge match the way they hyped it up at the top of the show? Now it's just your usual AEW comedy/party match. #AEWDynamite

...it's just Anarchy in the Arena. ...sure. #AEWDynamite

Are we doing this Anarchy in the Arena style? #AEWDynamite

lol The way Okada said that. #AEWDynamite