The magic is gone.

It was only a matter of time.

Morning, folks. Why and how did "avocado toast" become the disparging symbol for ageism towards millennials and younger? I don't even eat avocados.

MOX GAVE UP AGAIN BECAUSE THERE WAS NO WAY OUT THAT TIME #AEWBloodAndGuts

I actually did remember Darby nearly lighting Jungle Boy on fire last year. #AEWBloodAndGuts

I gotta ask, WHAT is up with AEW and stapler spots? Boy, they love stapling things to body parts. #AEWBloodAndGuts

NOW it's Mox. #AEWBloodAndGuts

Oh, wait, that's not Mox. Oh, well. #AEWBloodAndGuts

REV UP THOSE TITTIES (GIF is Yukarisu from Tojima Wants to Be a Kamen Rider) #AEWBloodAndGuts

I like Ricky Steamboat, but can we move this segment along? #AEWBloodAndGuts

All right, THREE Blood & Guts matches tonight. #AEWBloodAndGuts

OH NO OUR ONE AND ONLY POWER SOURCE #AEWBloodAndGuts

This is Beyond Wrestling? #AEWBloodAndGuts

WOW I'm amazed that's a bump that anyone even agreed to take. #AEWBloodAndGuts

Wait, she gave up then just popped back up to continue? #AEWBloodAndGuts

Dude, and this is only the women's B&G match. There's gonna be 100 times as much shit in the men's. #AEWBloodAndGuts

lol Why did Shafir take her boots off after that? #AEWBloodAndGuts

lol Is this the reason why she won all those belts? For this one spot? Where they don't even identify any of the federations? #AEWBloodAndGuts

What was that? #AEWBloodAndGuts

Skye Blue bled first. #AEWBloodAndGuts

I don't think that worked the way they imagined. #AEWBloodAndGuts

Will there be blood in the first minute? #AEWBloodAndGuts

Also, this is about to be a L O O O O N G night. #AEWBloodAndGuts

Is it just me, or did they improve the cage? #AEWBloodAndGuts

So AEW Blood and Guts is tonight. Which... Both AEW and WWE have the same exact problem with WarGames now where it's like what Hell in a Cell was in the 2010s where it's just a spot on the calendar every year and they have to cram together a match with lackadaisical build.

dude, you're getting an XCube

Morning, folks. Oh, I found a good one over on the other site. Click translate, and watch the magic happen. x.com/shuri_togeto...

MARV ALBERT #NBAonNBC

You should be thankful when my people had to deal with things like this:

Oh, it *was* for A-ko.

I mean, if society was just writing my material for me at this point, I too would be like, "...sure, why not."

Morning, folks. Honestly? Probably the best episode of WWE TV in forever last night.

Great Phillies and Brewers game on #MNF tonight. Holy shit to whoever wasted their time with *that.*

I think we all saw this one coming from Friday. #WWERAW

That's why Regal's there. That's...literally why. lol #WWERAW

Oh, there it is. #WWERAW

So Logan Paul *is* in the Vision. #WWERAW

Did Adam Pearce not hear any of that? #WWERAW

"I WANT TANK REVENGE JOHN CENA" #WWERAW

#WWERAW peaked, BTW. The rest might as well be filler.

"Thanks for knocking my son into the dirt" #WWERAW

Damn, LA Knight, learn to get it all in on time. Sheesh. #WWERAW

So I guess Gunther's beating him for that title again. #WWERAW

CENA HITS A GRAND SLAM #WWERAW

This match needs a ref bump? #WWERAW

But he can't win the belt that way. #WWERAW

Boy, it's about time they finally injected some life back into wrestling. #WWERAW

lol This place is gonna explode. #WWERAW

All right, we're actually doing this. #WWERAW

And he just "fine speech"d him. #WWERAW