pokemon champions nerfing a bunch of the status effects but leaving burn untouched is genuinely insane bc that status is an effective KO on any physical attacker in the game and requires no effort to spam and it's been that way for way too long

it's genuinely uglier than i thought it'd be lmaooo

there is genuinely not a single reason to use pokemon champions over showdown is there lmao

people who make jokes about samarie being a chaser will go to hell before they die that is not!!! true!!! you don't get her at all!!!

the original resident evil wanting you to conserve ammo and be smart with your resources would be fine if it didn't also shove you into narrow corridors with 3 or more enemies four rooms in a row i think

a lot of toby fox fans seem to forget that he's a millionaire and not a poor helpless meow meow making all of his stuff in a cardboard box

having watched The Super Mario Galaxy Movie ™ i can safely say that peachalina people can calm down because there's no fucking way they're keeping any of that as actual canon lmao

i never finished hades 2 (surface too boring and bad) but from what i understand about the ending i don't know if i would've been satisfied anyway so i guess it works out

marina ending a where you save samarie and take her back to the train is really funny bc imagine being samarie and the love of your life reaches out to help you and then like two days later you find out she went into the Scary God bunker and died(?) and now ur alone on a train w/ strangers

i think a lot of people complaining about the illumination super mario galaxy movie need to remember that it's the illumination super mario galaxy movie and not something that actually matters

daan von dutch would make a beautiful woman but she's been doomed by the narrative so she'll never get to find that out. sad!

marina's a lot more lonely than i think most people realize. she never mentions having any friends iirc and her only remaining family dies over the course of the game. the closest thing she has to a bond is samarie stalking her lmao. it's amazing she's as put together as she is all things considered

the fact that there are people to this day who still stalk and harass chris-chan is genuinely baffling to me. i cannot imagine a more pathetic or miserable sounding hobby than "harassing mentally ill people online"

being a chronic complainer is cool because you'll try to tackle things that matter with actual nuance and grace and then in another breath say something like "if you call an umamusume a man you should die" and you'll handle both with the exact same level of seriousness and gravity

i think what i'll miss the most about chainsaw man is when a big event would happen and a bunch of fans would crawl out of the woodwork to prove to the world that they're illiterate without being prompted to do so

just realized this ending means kobeni never got to get away from her family nevermind this ending fucking sucks actually fujimoto i hope you DIE

as far as everything in chainsaw man part 2 goes this ending is a little unfulfilling and underwhelming but also a good ending for asa is so important to me that i'll take this and be happy regardless lmao

okay fine fujimoto you get a pass

shipping fumiko and famine for no reason other than you could call it fumifami and i think that's fun to say

i'm afraid i may be a bit stupid about this but was it ever made clear that yoru's scar/eyes is/are visible to other people or is it solely a signifier to both asa and the reader that she's different for the sake of clarity

spoiler culture being more or less dead is genuinely the most frustrating thing i've had to deal with in a while but i feel insane complaining about it every time something new i'm interested in comes out. why are people so dumb now!!!

under-acknowledged aspect of samarie's obsession w/ marina is that it clearly stems, at least partially, from a place of jealousy. i don't think if she got what she wanted (marina) she'd actually be totally 100% happy because part of the problem is that she wants to BE marina, and she can't do that.

dispatch forcing you to cut someone so early for no reason is made even stupider by the fact that invisigal getting kicked isn't mandatory despite her fuck up. not saying i want to kick her but like, why did sonar/coupe have to go then lmao?

reading the 50th resident evil post that co-opts all of grace's character to boost up leon instead and praying to god to change reality so that he dies in the good/canon ending instead

i've never actually seen cloverfield but i can't think about it without ruining my whole day because i just think about the girl who explodes and it makes me really uncomfortable for a few hours

seeing "is this character a vriska" debates again and something that seems to be critically lacking from the common understanding is that a "vriska" must be a woman

deltarune fandom hallucinating things almost constantly is really funny because you get shit like them gaslighting themselves into thinking a song written for homestuck was somehow destined to be in deltarune the whole time (toby fox didn't even create the motif)

no matter how chainsaw man ends katana man remaining an unnamed jobber for the entirety of it will remain the funniest thing in the whole manga. he doesn't even know he's the exact definition of a bum </3

samarie would be such an obnoxious backseat gamer she'd look up every puzzle and spoil everything trying to make sure marina doesn't get stuck or have a bad time and NONE of it is wanted so marina has to keep telling her to shut up but she can't help it

the thing about dispatch that makes it really hard to get into is being a lesbian and having to watch all of these pretty women revolve around the most boring, white bread loser the entire game

denji morality discourse summarized

there's no winning if they do a resident evil 5 remake because if they remove the racism and the misogynist jill stuff people will complain but if they keep all of it it'll be racist and misogynist. genuinely might be worth just skipping it tbh

like to think i have a decent grasp on funger 2 and it gets me feeling confident so its always humbling to go to funger 1 and immediately get my ass kicked by the first enemy of the game with no mercy at all like 5 times in a row

whoever designed hunter beta is going to hell

playing resident evil 3 remake after letting it rot in my library for 6 years and it's got a really strange feel to it. it's very obviously rushed but idk if i can articulate it more meaningfully than that. it almost doesn't feel like a real game??? very, very odd experience

i really don't believe that "townbuilder crafting game no. 5 billion" is the "best" pokemon game ever made to be completely honest with some of these people

fujimoto what the fuck are you up to

genuinely do not understand the appeal of power scaling at all, who cares?

makima x barem fucking sucks but it is kinda funny to pair makima "creepy parasocial superfan" control with her own creepy parasocial superfan i guess. like look! this is what you're like! <3 isn't that cool? and all the light is gone from her eyes

hypothetical comic where samarie goes to ask marina out and it triggers a coin flip (she is visibly stressed at this) and she gets it wrong and ends up throwing up all over herself and passing out instead

#re9spoilers #requiemspoilers #respoilers (i dunno how many of these i should do dfhdsf) hot take but i think curing emily's cataracts was a bad decision and they shouldn't have done it, i get lore-wise it checks out but i think treating a disability as smth "wrong" to be cured is... weird!

samarie would stay up too late watching creepypasta videos and scare herself too bad to sleep and marina would say it's stupid bc they're not real but she'd also get scared

as predicted re9's best moments involve grace and its worst moments are exclusively leon, a version of this game without him would probably be my perfect resident evil game. at least his sections have been short so far i guess!

love denji and nayuta but i can't help but think abt how an at the time 16 year old boy was saddled with the responsibility of raising a child and left with no support or community to do so. like wow kishibe is a major asshole

kind of like how you can tell when fumiko goes into a dissociative state bc she starts doing that weird stare and smile combo that looks so utterly dead. this girl can fit so many problems in her

only played for like 15 minutes so far and can already tell that a version of re9 without leon's segments would be far better than what we're getting

the amount of untagged re9 spoilers i've seen on twitter is truly baffling, are you all actually this stupid

fujimoto using the fumikos to show how bad the world is getting is really funny bc if you don't think about it much it just looks like he really hates fumiko and keeps putting her in situations to fuck with her

listening to "in the sea" from the reze arc ost to punish myself for nothing in particular

finally watched reze arc