/ genuinely this is so fucking entitled lol!! making a whole BURNER account just to state your unwanted opinion on something completely harmless is genuinely weirdo behavior, if you wanna say something say it to people's faces!!!

Fucking asshole shit fuck. Fucking motherfucking piece of fucking piece of shit fuck you.

dude. benson's gonna be pissed

😨

ㅤ ㅤㅤ⌜ With barely time to react, a weight attaches and forces itself to latch onto his sight, digging flexible teeth into the back of his head. ㅤㅤBoth eyes widen. For a brief moment, he hopes that second would be enough to ping to Wily for aid, ⌟ +

^_^

( SIGHING ) why am i not surprised. ok.

... was it chewy?

shadow. did you seriously eat the coke jelly.

did

too late

ok so i just need to put you in a life or death situation for you to come out

idk man you lied before

see the reason behind my massive chest is because i am also trans

.............are you sure

do you deny the allegations

it's never too early to start celebrating

it's pride month soon, mega

???? i thought you were one

ok well why did i get this balloon then

since when was mega a woman

i can excuse [ long list of crimes he has probably done ] but i draw the line at misogyny

....glad you know that?

where is my ball

hm... ( oh, he's never actually thought of that before. ) probably the day before actual halloween, so it's just a two-day long event. ✨

( despite apparently being wily's right hand, proto man was most definitely not very serious at all. evident by the way he stood, and by the way he spoke. ) coming up with a whole holiday just so people can eat chocolate... why can't they just make a second halloween? that sounds so much more fun.

I dont headcanon anything I simply know the truth the characters told me.

// oh god its been like over a year since ive hyperfixated on ruby spears mega man

ONCE YOU CROSS THE LINE, WILL YOU BE SATISFIED? ☆ Literate MegaMan OC. ☆ MVRP / Multiships with chem. ☆ Megaman Story/Plot flexible. ☆ N/SFW for themes, non-l*wd. ☆Penned by Shiloh/G. ☆Not affiliated with Capcom. #MMRP // #MEGAMANRP // #MVRP

ehhh, i'm totally the wrong bot to answer /that/ question. ( shrugging his shoulders, his tone playful nevertheless. ) most people are pretty annoying about romance today, i just dedicate today to watching really cheesy romance-comedies. to each their own, i guess.

⠀ ⠀⠀〝 Right, right—- way ahead of you, doc! 〞 He's pretty sure he'd be laughed at if he walked up to his fellow robots dressed like this. And /that/ simply won't do! ⠀⠀Playfully saluting his creator, Proto quickly scurries out of the doctor's lab, making his way back to his own room. ⠀

valentines day...

// WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON OVER THERE!!!

⠀ ⠀⠀Oh, it was that easy? He blinks, perhaps a little surprised. Y'know what? Hell yeah, it was that easy. ⠀⠀〝 So we're helping him? 〞 He tries to not sound excited, but could anyone blame him? Teaming up with his brother... it's exactly like it should be! ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀〝 Remember Mega Man X? Basically like that, he also said something about a Neo Arcadia? 〞 Honestly, he wasn't really sure what to think of it. Mega Man X, but, like, super evil and messed up. It'd be cool if it weren't messing up any hypothetical plans Wily had cooking up. ⠀

i think hje can hear us gramps

?!??!?!??!>!??!?

YOUR WHAT

don't go outside

⠀ ⠀⠀Proto Man stands in what is very clearly not his battle armor, and it takes everything within him to not respond sarcastically. 〝 Well, like I said, he wanted our help. There's some bot from the future basically trying to take over the world while also doing some mind control stuff. 〞 ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀〝 Oh, y'know, just Mega Man asking for help. 〞 ⠀⠀He says it so casually, like it's the most normal thing in the world. Like: yes, our sworn enemy quite literally just waltzed in and asked for help in a very terrible situation. Anyway, how is your day? ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀( Knock-knock-knock! ) ⠀There's a knock on @nefariousgenius.bsky.social's door. ⠀

ㅤ 「 You don't gotta tell me twice. 」 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤWith a wave off, he exits the fortress, running off to where he left the skycycle. ㅤ

⠀ ⠀⠀〝 I'd /much/ rather fight you when I'm /not/ a total mindless zombie, that just makes it boring and lame. 〞 ⠀⠀Not to mention completely creepy, but he'd rather not think about that right now. ⠀⠀〝 Alright, now get outta here before someone spots you. 〞 A smile is present on his face, ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀A sound of agreement, his gaze focused on the ground —— failsafes, what an annoying thing. But, he understands that it's necessary, he would really prefer to not be controlled in any way, shape, or form. Once was more than enough. ⠀⠀〝 Alright, yeah, I can do that. 〞 ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀Snort——no! No! Be serious, do not laugh!!! ⠀⠀〝 Yeah, I'm sure the old man won't appreciate anyone trying to compete for the world, anyway. 〞 Shrugging his shoulders, the smile giving away his attempt to be serious. 〝 So what's the big plan, then? 〞 ⠀