unjerked.com/unjerked-e45... B McGraw and William Henderson talk about best practices in urban design. What are the best principles of good urban systems? How do we reduce externalities related to urban life? This is part 1 of 2 episodes.

[New Article] Mixed-Species Herding Patterns of Electric Kick Scooters 🧪

I’m actually super active in that subreddit so this was a fun podcast to record (here’s one of my recents)

30 papers submitted for copy editing for the next book! Gonna take a break from everything and go mosh with some zoomers at Shaky Knees now

Ahead on editing, working on a "Mixed-Species Herding Patterns of Electric Kick Scooters" 🧪 I don't know how fast I'll be able to write this one cause we still have 10 more papers to get ready for copy editing for "2 Et 2 al. 2 Furious" (not the real book title)

Et al. Papers across the political spectrum

Just had an intense conversation with Claude while attempting to sensitivity read my papers for the upcoming book

[2022] 8 Mind Blowing James Webb Telescope Images Tragically Ruined by Someone’s Finger in Front of the Mirror 🧪 Been busy editing for the next book so sorry I haven’t been writing anything new lately

I got a really hot take I want to share with the 🧪 community

I can’t believe people trust #AI at all!

unjerked.com/unjerked-e43... What are the different political positions which exist? What does it mean to be on the left vs right? Is the traditional political compass a good way to categorize politics?

[New Personality Quiz] How quarky are you? A Subatomic Personality Quiz jabde.com/2025/08/24/h...

New research alert!!! 🧪🧪🧪 Radioactive Heavy Metal Concentration in Blood Stream Linked to Control of Quantum Echoentangled Non-Newtonian Fluids jabde.com/2025/08/17/r...

[New Article] I Know You Are But What Am I: A Brief Evaluation of the Aglisti Socio-Cultural Influence in a Post-Terran Society

[New Article] The Metaphysical Manifestations of Missing Socks: A Longitudinal Study into Spatiotemporal Discrepancies and Intersock-ional Entanglement This one got submitted around the time we received Cold Play singer’s paper on love entanglement so it’s just a Quantum week

[New Article] The Coldplay Uncertainty Principle: A Kiss Cam Collapse of the Quantum Relationship Function 🧪

I will be at Roswell Junction on August 19th for an author talk and book signing

[New Personality Quiz] Are you a Gar or an Eel? /1

I always think of a lot of memes when I'm having a 'error: linker command failed with exit code 1' sort of day

It was a pretty clear decision

Is Superman an illegal immigrant because he forgot to fill out some paperwork or because Trump cancelled the Krypton refugee program?

We disclose a method for exploiting a glitch in physics, allowing a 1989 Toyota Corolla to turn into an infinite matter generator. PDF: jabde.com/wp-content/u...

Life tip: save one dollar day one, save two dollars day two, keep going. By the end of time, you’ll owe -1/12 dollars

RedMate: An AI solution to infinite ELO 5d chess

Science communicators weren't ready for this argument

What can't you do in LaTeX? (Chess Paper coming soon)

New idea, start grafiti’ing the Laffer curve in bathroom stalls and highway over passes until people stop believing in trickle down economics