just in case it was someone from here. i hate half assed gossip. this tells me nothing. which ex? what shit? why bother saying anything if ur not gonna say anything

remember. im available on egge as well

why would I leave my echo chamber when the ppl in here are right and the ppl outside are wrong?

peak

love it when doctors aske about energy drinks. damn bro. what is that? a drink with energy? why I've never even heard of a such thing

i hope in my next life im a slut

:vaping_emoji:

I've thought about it. if i wasn't a lesbian, i feel like this would work on me

why do my strawberries smell like someone farted on them

like a pig dreaming of slaughter

I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE CHEAP CHEESE

i miss discourse. i miss arguing about stupid shit for my own amusement. it was a decent hobby

yall i miss vent so bad. posting here is 100% cope. nothing's gonna fill the actual void. making friends, the discourse, the jokes, the weird inside culture. im on egge too. but it's just as cope

i feel like in theory im wonderful and fun to get along with. but. I'm also aware of my track record of not getting along with people. hm.

every time someone has my favorite kinda nose they start throwing around words like "nose job" and "insecurity"

real advice: when your counselor is scheduling ur next visit, it is ill advised to say "ok let me check the ice cream truck schedule first"

come on, catsup!

why take a gap year when you can take 9?

me: rumor has it we're out of milk counselor: i have some, im omw me: 🎉🎉🎉 counselor: bought strawberries for u also me: victory forever

my nose hurts send help

tiktok trans guy: *posts a trans woman's deadname and misgenders her bc he doesn't like her* comments: transphobia!!!!! wtf!? tiktok trans guy: truly impossible, for i am trans myself 😎 kill me kill me kill me kill me

on that note. tiktok is showing me transmisogynistic trans guys faster than I can block them! save me!!

"learn queer history!!!!!!!!!" and then they recommend some ancient terf's works as valuable queer history. sheesh.

always strange when vitiligo spots disappear and years later grow back. hello old friend.

dipping oreos in sour cream is such a hidden gem. they stop being vegan though, if you do this. if that's something you worry about.

bruises on my toes. training for the marathon kills

if u have a gaming pc AND a steamdeck, what the fuck are you doing with your life???

🫵 consumerism final boss. the next thing you buy will make you happy. the next thing you purchase will fill the void inside

i hate the 🫂 emoji. you assume I'd hug you back?

the "bi" in lesbian symbolizes my beautiful bisexual wife

how i sleep at night not knowing any YouTubers by name

been putting the fun in fungus since 1919

how can anyone be scared of mice. this is the cutest damn thing I've seen all month. and it's the end of the month so that's saying something

"it's competitive so your existence harms everyone else" sh can be competitive too. many unhealthy things can be. that doesn't give you the right to torment people who have disorders you don't like

i will never forget the degree of casual cruelty people treated me with when i admitted i had an eating disorder

i hate humble people. u want a reward for thinking ur lame and stupid and suck even when ppl tell u ur cool?

im the most likable person I've ever met

people not liking me sounds so alien. why would anyone ever not like me

love being my therapist's favorite patient. love knowing she's hyped to see me every 2 weeks

im so tired of the term "leftist" are you a communist or do your politics boil down to vibes and "i love gay people and based corporations"

my body looks like a child's drawing these days

this app sucks ass. sucks genuine bootyhole. boring app. hate posting on here. this is anus

wish i could skin everyone who says "if not blank, why blank shaped?" i wish it was socially acceptable for me to do that

IVE BEEN OFFLINE EVERYWHERE BECAUSE IM BALLS DEEP IN PIKMIN BLOOM

not to brag or anything but i made 3k last year #wealthy

what sexuality is it when im only attracted to ppl born on a Tuesday? but i was also born on a Tuesday?

shrink took one look at me and diagnosed me with amphetamine deficiency. life's been better since.

this app feels dead. suddenly. did yall go back to twitter? where's everybody?