Shiro_and_Naruko.txt

Himawari is the daughter of Naruto and Hinata, and has all of their kindness, cheer, warmth, and inner strength. I headcanon that, the very rare times you actually manage to piss her off, she becomes the granddaughter of Kushina instead. Including the hair rising into tails in anger.

Tenten would give you a weapon for your birthday. Of course she would, she gives everyone weapons for their birthdays. Tenten would also throw your present at you pointy side first and expect you to catch it. Because that's how Team Guy insanity works.

The flaw with a 300 character limit is "fem!Naruto Hiraishin hijinks leading to Obito projectile vomiting dango across a restaurant floor" comedic excerpts from my fic don't fit in the available space.