I go through this train station every day, and every day I'm like "it's the thing!!!!"

I'm frustrated that I don't have a local version of Tom Skilling to blame for this one day heatwave that's upended some friends' year of planning for their bday

Anyone in the SF Bay area need a roommate? I need to move, and it's a lot harder to find something decent when it's only one person moving.

First time I've felt invisible in a long while

Day before yesterday: I Hate Models blew the doors off, fucking amazing Yesterday: Ben Böhmer, perfect chill ending to the season

Jesus fucking goddamn Christ

Getting the Uber eats bicycle when I ordered noodles has got to be like some kind of karmic punishment

Happy new year!!!

Tonight Underworld

Fell down at the end of the season because I had too long to think about it #fantasyfootball

Spending a day relaxed and waiting vs anxious and waiting are just so entirely different. Puma's being amazing helps a lot.

Oof

Food poisoning yesterday means hydration rampage today

This thing some of y'all seem to be able to do, where you just cast off a whole epoch of your past and forget about it so seemingly easily. I can't do that.

Re Bondi: everyone I know here was not directly physically affected, nor were their contacts, as far as I'm aware.

Good morning. I fucked it all up.

The control panel of the a/c unit died, so now we control it at the breaker and there are only two settings: Off, and Moneyburn.

Z2: had a good time

I also need to decide what to sacrifice for the gym. Will resuscitation of a routine be beneficial enough to my mental health to balance out the loss of basically any hope of relaxing after work, actually waking up before I get to work, or eating lunch not at my desk? 🤔

I need to make a move. It took me two months to figure it out, but this job is just a warehouse job, but I get to use Power Automate to save some time with some tasks.

All y'all have a great MFF!

Lmao the nerve of some folks, what'd you think the result would be?

This is a 🤡 story. We're at TV on the Radio. Nonpoc guy in old hat of the team now called the Washington Commanders: *steps on my foot and runs into me* OH! *his face lights up, then back to drunk normal* oh sorry, thought you were the lead singer! Same beard and face! *barges through crowd*

In better news, we're seeing TV on the Radio tonight and I'm going to lose my fucking voice singing along to wolf like me

I already thought the situation was bad; then I read about Flock Safety. Now I think the situation is unrecoverable.

Still a bit amazed that Hades 2 is basically two whole games with interlinked dependancies

Need to buy a whole ass club fit for these shows I bought all these tickets for... I guess black on black on black on Black still works yeah?

Lmao they're going to ban YouTube for under-16s here. I can't imagine the mindset of a person who thinks it's a good idea to forbid kids from using free time to learn about things they are interested in that their schools will never cover. They tell us this govt isn't Conservative. Doubt.

This is my least surprising result on a meme in years.

I was today years old when my brain put together the 1-2-3-4-5 of the names from Gundamn Wing.

"I could use the next 30 seconds to fill out the form, but instead I'm going to spend 5 minutes complaining about the form to you on a Teams call." Yeah, fuck you too, guy.

I didn't spend a bunch of energy putting a mini-pc under our TV so I could pay Valve a bunuch of money to do the same thing. If I *hadn't* done that, I'd be glad someone's doing a "console for pc games"

I love both losing paid work hours and also paying a late cancellation fee to my therapist's clinic because of back pain! Hooray, back pain! Hooray, capitalism!

Curse you, back, for your sudden and recurring betrayal

The misdiagnosis that keeps on giving

If you have to ask, you can't come in.

The business is HAPPENING! 🤩 We’re trying to get out of “bot status” for the store! 😨 Please consider following my pokemon store’s social accounts! 🔥🐶😎

How many people have sent this to @phor.bsky.social 🤔

TIL: if the Empire falls over, the timer we set will still alarm but cannot be stopped by normal means.

Complaints about the end of Win 10 support: "Grrrr, Microsoft is making me deal with a different software experience than I'm used to! They're so terrible! In protest, I'm going to let my computer where I keep my whole life be gradually more open to literally any rando on the Internet."

I can't believe this officially dropped on my bday hahahaha I've been feeling (good) things to this song since EDC youtu.be/pKi7aJjH9k4?...

Redfern smells like sunblock Winter is over 🌞

Loving this surprise 100% price increase from my gym 🤬🤬🤬

New guy is now gone guy \o/

The only thing that was ever going to be meaningfully different here vs Tw/X was the name over the door.

⌚🐭? 🏴‍☠️.

ExoSquad. *Single tear* *Pours one out for Typhonus clone #2*

There are just some things that only pumas can do

oh THAT's what it's supposed to sound like jesus fuck if this had happened in public I'd have gotten stared at. I started laughing and crying at the same time.