Do I really want to try and bang together a micro skirmish game inspired by the inevitable elevator level from side scrolling brawlers?

The McDonald's snack wrap not only lasted longer than the Confederacy, but unlike the South, it actually rose again. 💅

Hey did you know I do layout for other people to. You can commission me if you need some layout and design work :)

THREAD. When my parents' cat Bridget went missing, my dad, to try to ease his worry, painted her on a variety of historical adventures. These soon multiplied. Significantly. After much nagging, he has had some postcards printed of this brilliant series: michaelcoxmoredaysthansausages.bigcartel.com

*Tony Montana voice* In America, first you make the antifa. Then you get the women

If Taylor Swift is so good, why doesn't her music have a single blast or d-beat in it?

The lament configuration, but it's a fidget cube.

my next game comes out in a month! www.kickstarter.com/projects/imp...

Hey everyone, I need some help! I am hosting a one-shot Saturday, Oct 11th, for an all-Latine Table and am looking for one more person to join the table (Latine performers only!). I'll leave more details below, and if you or someone is interested, please drop your information below. #TTRPG #Casting

Gleefully loading my rip of Phallus in Wonderland after my boomer hippie aunt asks me "what's Gwar?"

Me getting raptured today, while all the people who've spent a lifetime telling me I'm going to hell get left behind like a bunch of fucking posers

HERE COMES MISTER MARROW GONNA SUCK YOUR BONES

One of the forever jokes in life is how most of the people who cite the Dunning-Kruger effect don't even understand what it means.

May thy knife William Shatner, or whatever Yoda said.

It will forever amuse me that the people in the tabletop space who make some of the most deranged, macabre, disturbing shit are also some of the most genuinely kind people you'll ever meet.

ok time to reset the timeline 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 BIG BOAT STUCK 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

*chef kiss*

Sometimes, you just kind of crave shitty gas station hotdogs.

For me, a sign of the season isn't pumpkin spice. It's the flamin Hot skull Cheetos.

Good morning and fuck you to whoever leaked my porn name

Sorry, but I have to share the pain around.

And now I see this on an LGBTQ warhammer FB page lol. So, have my LGBTQ ork meme.

*Oasis voice* Today is gonna be the day that i'm gonna be a eepy guy.

Remember like two minute ago before I knew Gene Simmons covered Firestarter? Damn, those were some good times.

So its my birthday soon fancy giving me a Bday present go click follow my next game. www.kickstarter.com/projects/imp...

I figure it will be my Jedi moment. Like when Obi Wan sensed the destruction of Alderaan

WHO ELSE OUT HERE LOSING THEIR ENTIRE MIND CAUSE NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE ABOUT FASCISM AND THE PLANET DYING AND STATE SANCTIONED VIOLENCE AND HOW ITS ALL BEING NORMALIZED

Just to note- While I understand some folks may feel exhausted by hearing about this; This kind of thing has to be continually talked about and brought up so it CAN'T just go away like they want it to. These companies want this to stop and be less painful for them, so- Don't give them that.

Deadline this Sunday!

If you're a fan of skirmish games and not playing any of the Forbidden Psalm games, you're really doing yourself a disservice.

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

Listen. I'm a staunch opponent of AI, so I get the appeal of "clanker", but some folks are suspiciously quick to lean into throwing around a slur.

If anyone in the el sereno sees this cat, he got out last night and we can’t find him. He’s very timid but reacts well to treats. His name is Pyxis and he’s chipped. The orange boy. I am very sad.

How does the summer find you?

Come meet some of the monsters that will be Run from the Dark! www.patreon.com/posts/run-fr...

Sure, I'll play.

Can you just imagine what it would sound like if Werner Herzog were to read Nick Cave lyrics?

Every time they do something dumb with Watchmen I’m like “huh, so I guess witchcraft doesn’t do squat”

They can, but consent is key.

Hello again, tabletop RPG designers! The second Bannerless Games Tabletop RPG Grant is now taking applications! I'm looking to award up to 10 grants at $200 apiece. Applications open until the end of the month. Apply here: bannerless.games/grants

If any WGA writers local to LA want to learn how to play Draw Steel or Daggerheart, I worked on both and would love to spread the good word.

Not true. Coal is over 18.

New Bannerless Games Tabletop RPG Grant application launches on Monday. 10 grants at $200 apiece. Even if you applied before: you can apply again. See you then!

Good morning from Aces who says, "What do you mean it's only Tuesday?"

As long as it's not in public schools, i honestly don't care.

Another Legendary flick on the way, as well as direct sequels to both Minus One and Shin. Great time to be a Godzilla fan, of any stripe.

I'd care if Dolly was there just because i'd have to drop her and it would make me sad.

Wherever hulk Hogan is, I sincerely hope the Iron Sheik is there to make that fucking jabroni humble.