MY 30TH BIRTHDAY WAS 11 DAYS AGO BUT I RARELY CHECK THIS APP SO THANK YOU FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES SWEETIES!!!!!💗💗💗💗

Ugh I miss Twitter

Missing early entry by 1 minute yesterday was truly a wild experience

Phish in a tennis stadium. See you on the mf court.

Should I use this thing again I’m scared

Crazy what a year can do

Someone pissed me off so the work day is over

Rainy bluegrass Mondays

You should be careful, do you catch my drift? Cause what I really wanna know is can you catch these fists?

A date on April fools day actually going well!?

Abandoning my morals today

Finding solace in an abundance of new music today

The key to my heart is the stellar combination of a joint and some fresh ass sashimi

Life feels made up lately

Did not run the half but did walk 10 miles today

My annual texting people asking if I should come to Jazz Fest knowing that they will say yes

Everyone be out here resurfacing this week

Can’t imagine that my therapist is prepared for today’s content

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take bitches

I cannot wait to see what this Goose Luna Luna night has in store

Alllll on a Mardi Gras day

I’ve returned to work after a week to 275 emails and I would really like to scream about it

This has been the most strange sad chaotic 2 weeks and I’m really ready for it to be over

Win of the week is scoring hometown OUTDOOR Phish floors in the lotto

Coffee+water+advil+pot to remedy my first hangover in probably an entire year 🫠

Throwing up at the thought of eating Ben’s for an entire week

I’ve worn my designated black funeral dress far too many times in the past few weeks

All I want to do today is cry

It’s been a freaking week so it’s time to get a freaking tattoo

Are there people who actually like Gracie Abrams

It feels so good to punch shit (I did a boxing class don’t worry)

It’s a simple question Bobby

My weekend starts now and I love that for me

I don’t appreciate the Hinge algorithm showing me someone I’ve already dated for the 5th time. That said, it’s funny to see the evolution of someone’s profile over the years🫠

Morning

I miss watching football without Taylor Swift being a part of it. Not sorry bout it.

May have had to cancel my trip to LA ☹️ but did not cancel my PTO😊 so I keep forgetting I’m only working 3 days this week 🙃

I am equally thrilled and alarmed that none of my neighbors heard me loudly shrieking this morning

Best time of the week aka Traitors aka Alan

Had a singular glass of wine and am truly shocked at how tipsy I am

Goes to the office to participate in Bravo water cooler talk

IT’S SO FREAKING COLD OUT

I keep forgetting about this app but see you hoes tomorrow

Fridays are for disassociating

Diet Coke and chicken soup for the soul

Such a slut for a platform sneaker

Did the Wicked Peloton run and cried while sprinting to the end of Defying Gravity to end the class

Omg www.sanfranchronicle.com/ceo-of-aetna...

It’s good Phil isn’t here to see this

The past two minutes of this game were like whiplash