Happy in California😊here’s some oysters😊

There are few greater feelings than setting an OOO message

“You look so happy” > “You look so good”

Is it a thing for villains to not have noses?

A sext

Come visit our circus tent in group camping, see you there 😜

Bonnaroo straight up robbed of so much KGLW it’s so incredibly sad

Very ready for some California sunshine next week ☀️☀️☀️

When I heard that an ice cream cone dipped in a shell of butter existed at Papa d’Amour, I knew she had to be mine. So I went and it may be the best thing I’ve ever eaten. If you know me you know how important butter is to this Botter 🧈😮

I be up in the gym just working on my fitness (every damn day) 💪

Thankful that I’m such a strong ass bitch

This MomTok crash out is so good

Can’t stop thinking about Fiyero’s poor straw dick

Billy and Trey reposting each other is pretty freaking adorable

This band is so special to me and my live music journey. Thank you to The New Mastersounds for the countless memories and undeniably danceable grooves that make you mf MOVE. I hope it’s only ta ta for now 😢💗💃🪩

Weird affinity for two a days lately

Yes I remember everything and yes I hold grudges :)

LOS ANGELES 3:33 NOTHING ON THE STEREO DIRTY TEA YOU’RE LIKE THE MONA LISA SMILING IN THE HALF-LIGHT MYSTERIOUSLY BUT SERIOUSLY I’D FOLLOW YOU FOREVER

Happy year and a couple days ago to a legendary mf day with a legendary mf shirt by Stu daddy

MY 30TH BIRTHDAY WAS 11 DAYS AGO BUT I RARELY CHECK THIS APP SO THANK YOU FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES SWEETIES!!!!!💗💗💗💗

Ugh I miss Twitter

Missing early entry by 1 minute yesterday was truly a wild experience

Phish in a tennis stadium. See you on the mf court.

Should I use this thing again I’m scared

Crazy what a year can do

Someone pissed me off so the work day is over

Rainy bluegrass Mondays

You should be careful, do you catch my drift? Cause what I really wanna know is can you catch these fists?

A date on April fools day actually going well!?

Abandoning my morals today

Finding solace in an abundance of new music today

The key to my heart is the stellar combination of a joint and some fresh ass sashimi

Life feels made up lately

Did not run the half but did walk 10 miles today

My annual texting people asking if I should come to Jazz Fest knowing that they will say yes

Everyone be out here resurfacing this week

Can’t imagine that my therapist is prepared for today’s content

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take bitches

I cannot wait to see what this Goose Luna Luna night has in store

Alllll on a Mardi Gras day

I’ve returned to work after a week to 275 emails and I would really like to scream about it

This has been the most strange sad chaotic 2 weeks and I’m really ready for it to be over

Win of the week is scoring hometown OUTDOOR Phish floors in the lotto

Coffee+water+advil+pot to remedy my first hangover in probably an entire year 🫠

Throwing up at the thought of eating Ben’s for an entire week

I’ve worn my designated black funeral dress far too many times in the past few weeks

All I want to do today is cry

It’s been a freaking week so it’s time to get a freaking tattoo

Are there people who actually like Gracie Abrams

It feels so good to punch shit (I did a boxing class don’t worry)