Tom Petty (1994?) Aretha Franklin (2003) The Mayor's Marinara debacle King's X (1990) again in 2023, 2024, and I think 2025? Ray Charles (1996ish at Foxwoods) Colin Hay (Multiple times over the past few years, highly recommended) Zappa plays Zappa (anytime I'm there)

I don't go to work anymore.

We just rescued an escaped dog named Sparkle. It was a group effort with some other neighbors. Sparkle is home safe. Over and out.

November 19, 2025. #secretsandwichsociety

Trying to thin the herd a bit but how do I let this one go? It's not about the money at all. Am I really going to just hand this over to someone?

This is August. The air smells like death. #secretsandwichsociety

I don't feel like this post is getting enough attention. The sandwich still lives. Wait until you see it.

*SECRET SANDWICH SOCIETY POST* This is about three weeks later. 07/07/2025

Roof tacos (or roof pizza or roof sandwiches or roof whatevers) are gift foods that for whatever reason (licking of fingers during food preparation) end up on the roof of the truck. The seagulls are usually the beneficiaries of roof food. I love seagulls. They are the closest bird to humans.

Sometimes people give us food on the road. Sometimes we eat it. Sometimes people make us tacos and in the process of making those tacos, they lick their fingers right in front of us and then put their fingers back into the taco ingredients and continue to make tacos. These are called ROOF TACOS.

*SECRET SANDWICH SOCIETY POST* This is a chicken salad wrap. This photo was taken on June 16, 2025. More details will be released.

I called in sick. I'm not sick.

A boy band but they're all in their late 50s.

The Bears are going to win tonight because of a guy named Joshua Hohn. Search his name on TikTok and watch his first video. If there is a god, the Bears win. Go Bears.

Before I get into any of this I just want you to know that my boy is just hanging out. Life is beautiful when you have a dog.

My friend lost his dog today to cancer. He was the dumbest dog I ever met but the sweetest boy ever. The black one is his sister. I hope it's true that every dog you ever met in your life will come running to meet you when you die. Until that day, Rest In Peace Elvis. You're a good boy.

I'm listening to a Cello Concerto right now and if I keep banging down cocktails Amazon is going to show up at my house with a cello tomorrow.

I've spoken to one of my friends and his sister is a lawyer so I think I'm going to post the story about the Secret Sandwich Society except I'm going to change all the names to protect the innocent. Also, the company I work for acquired the company I used to work for so I think I'm good anyway.

My degenerate gambler friend says Texans.

Someday I will tell you about the Secret Sandwich Society. It's a story that needs to be told but it also puts a job I need in jeopardy. It's one of the dumbest things I've ever been involved with and I have been involved with some really dumb shit. I think there are 7 people in the club currently.

So I was searching for more information about my first visit to Long Island and this came up and I have zero recollection of this.

I took this picture from the balcony of the Long Island Marriot in 2010. We had a boys trip to go see the Bruins vs. Islanders. There were eight of us. It's how I ended up meeting @leecee57.bsky.social and @ihavethatonvinyl.com but most of all I think this is a pretty cool picture.

Tell me my favorite Steely Dan song. I'm listening to it now. Track four. There aren't many wrong answers because they have so many bangers but this one is my favorite. Not a typical favorite but definitely my number one.

We have a winner!

I have a question for people who are roughly my age (55). I have very little faith that anyone will give me the answer I'm looking for, but I do have hope: What time is it?

Something happened to me today that was so lucky that I don't want to curse it by talking about it but just know that I will be shitting golden horseshoes until Christmas this is unbelievable.

I used to have this picture hanging in my office. Demi should have gotten an award.

A long time ago I became a stepfather without trying. It just happened. Some little dude with glasses showed up, who I affectionately referred to as "four eyes" and we did stuff together like a father would do with his son. He moved in with me, and I made sure he had food and clothing and stuff.

How do I get a life like this?

Frank Zappa was right. Enjoy your freedoms now.

It's cool that the Islanders took two out of their last three games to overtime and won both exciting contests, sandwiching an absolute shitburger in the middle that I attended with five family members.

My hidden talent is attending terrible hockey games.

I'm on a bus for the first time in about 35 years.

It's about 110° in Lisa's parents house so in the middle of the night we had the slider open next to the fold out couch that we were sleeping in. At one point it was actually snowing on me and I didn't mind.

Home away from home.

I'm discussing the last dragon and nobody knows what the fuck I'm talking about. Restore my faith in humanity. I can't go into the new year like this. You got the glow.

Having "breakfast" with Michele. @ihavethatonvinyl.com

There's a dog missing in our neighborhood right now. If you ever want to have a little hope that we're still going to be okay as a country, just watch a neighborhood come together to find a lost pet. There are hundreds of people out walking and driving around right now trying to find Louie.

Welcome to my living room. I would offer you a seat but there aren't any available until January.

The thirteen year old girl that lives next door brought us a card with gifts inside and this is what she gave me. It's just a magnet but there's so much thought put into it that it makes me want to cry.

I bought a comically large roast for four people and then named it so everyone feels bad.

Not a finger

Central Falls never disappoints.

Remember that time we stole those shopping carts?

I have a pair of Red Wing work boots that I would murder somebody for. They are the greatest shoes I've ever owned. I have a second pair of the exact same shoe that I'm currently breaking in but I don't think I will ever love another pair of shoes like I love these.