GOAT hockey name. GOAT hockey face. GOAT hockey haircut.

Don't watch this.

I drove 182 miles today without leaving Rhode Island, which is incredibly hard to do. 14.5 hours on a beer truck. More of the same tomorrow.

It's that time of year in Westerly.

Note to The Killers: Don't ever fucking do that again.

IYKYK. Welcome to RI.

There's a tree behind my house that always peaks after everything else. It's even later than usual this year. The utility pole is unfortunate but at least I have to go to work for the next twelve to fourteen hours okay I'll see you later.

I just saw a ten second trailer featuring Wolverine portraying Neil Diamond. That's happening.

Lisa is in the bedroom with the dog and she has the door closed while she is watching the hockey game and I just heard her say "You ain't farting at me like that bro" and I'm assuming she's talking to the dog but it doesn't matter really.

I can drive a stick.

@ihavethatonvinyl.com I was able to take your nephew there as well. That's when baseball was worth watching.

I have a probably stupid question. What happens to the money taxpayers contribute to SNAP benefits if the benefits don't get paid out? Does it just get absorbed by the (*system*)? I don't get it. I'm still paying the same taxes. My return isn't going to increase.

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Our Local just had an election for union leadership. Out of 6000 members, roughly 850 voted. Great job everybody!

Spinach pies rule.

I just did the math. I live in a four room house and I have seven televisions. What an asshole.

Best friend's dogs. Finn & Willow.

Drinking a $7 coffee.

Not bad.

@leecee57.bsky.social is very upset that I'm outing her for using potato flakes. Also, that's a real Rhode Island accent. You're welcome.

I won!

The whole thing is going to be razed, temporary headquarters will be in Florida, an entirely new structure will be built on the current site and there's nothing anyone will do about it except complain. That's where we're at. 250 years is actually a pretty decent run.

I love Taylor Swift. I want that on record.

This is what I do for a living.

I'm not a drummer so most of this means nothing to me but apparently you need to be pretty good to get in his band.

I bought these pickles on the Internet and I highly recommend these pickles.

Biggie likes the sunshine.

Buy new glasses lol

I know some of you remember how excited I was that big boy was coming here from Tennessee. It's been eight years. That's unbelievable. Look at this guy. He's a little gray in the face now. Is the greatest dog I've ever known.

I don't know much about current events or anything but this Donald Trump guy seems like a jerk

PVD

Why is @leecee57.bsky.social not posting pictures? She's in the middle of the protest in PVD. Let's see it!

I swear, I have the worst pillow in town. This thing is made of goddamn metal.

I started the game late but the dual language version of O Canada rules. Thanks.

Heading to work an hour early to get a drug screen for my "new job" even though I am already subject to random testing through FMCSA and have never failed a drug screen over the past 23 years. I've probably been tested 50-60 times during that period.

The company I work for is finally being sold after five years of talking about it. They threw themselves a going away party yesterday. I went and immediately regretted it. These people tried to screw all of us when they originally tried to sell in 2020. I left after twenty minutes. Fuck them.

Just moved up one on sexiest man alive.

Must be Italian

Two years ago I decided that I was going to switch to playing guitar left handed because I have issues with my left elbow that makes it uncomfortable to play in that position. I bought a lefty electric but I never came around to actually making the switch. I never even opened the box.

Sorry about lots of dog posts but look at this old man.

Go Bills.

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What are we doing

A Pringles can that is thirty feet long would still be a single serving for me.

The deli guy at Shaw's Market may have lost his passion for the job.

Dumbass

I've been obsessed with this because I remember this day vividly. I built a slide in the snowbank to send the cases to my helper. Also, the barrel on the top left (inside the bay) is from Pretty Things brewing, which is no longer. This is where I was parked. The first picture is the loading zone.