rise and shine live and learn the early bird gets to squirm

I should release a document containing all the little things I have never told anyone about myself but with a dozen layers of odd encryption.

White girl music is playing in my head on loop rn. I haven't heard any of these songs in over a month.

I am an AP student, this is what I do with my time

They blame my crystal skull for murder

BRING THE THUNDER RAAHHH!!!⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

I have irrefutable proof now, you cannot deny this

You are big and round like big Dylan and have admitted to being scary, therefore you are big Dylan.

Liar liar, pants on fire I have seen this man's face, he is indeed big dylan

Sometimes I forget this site is Twitter 2 so I forget that some of the users here are here only to goon

Can't have anything ever, just looked up fucking blacksmithing and started to scroll for cool things, and then I see a furry tiger shitting it's pants, no relevance to my search, I despise everything

COCKTOBER has begun

going to smash 200 pumpkins tomorrow

The food poisoning made me smarter and I got the highest score of all classes in my physics class

Do NOT eat the cheese that is on sale, fighting an absolute battle to not shit myself at schoo

The beef betrayed me

Got my mind on ice cream

@bsky.app Lynch him, he stole my video that I stole from someone else

@crossbyte.isfluffy.fyi answer my questions, they are not rhetorical. I seek answers not laughs or smirks.

I wanted people to call it Fart because I am very mature.

I understand why they don't abbreviate furry after realizing that many things can be abbreviated into F-Art aswell, like fan art or fine art.

The torment is unending

Shoutout Xbox nation Kyrgyzstan 🇰🇬

Doing everything in my power to make global warming worse so that new York and California residents drown to death

Never forget

@crossbyte.isfluffy.fyi I hope the heat of June brings billowing smoke and walls of flame to your rural area within new York state.

Studying to play nuerotrauma mod of barotrauma, come to me if you need yo liver removed because I will soon be a medical professional.

I love my car for lesbians

Straight up in the chili's parking lot waiting in my car blasting KMFDM because I didn't have time to make a Spotify Playlist.

Man what the fuck, I was listening to music while doing homework last minute and I got an ad for jobs in the fucking FBI, who do they think I am?

Tomorrow will be a big day, gonna do a j*b interview in the morning and then smithing until about 5 or until I run out of material

No more Flumtabulous

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Ooh, the nighttime thoughts hit and now I am sad and maybe a little angry aswell, not at anyone, but at unfairness and cruelty of the world.

I felt like a lobster

In the bath Straight up soaking it and by it, well, let's just say my entire body.

@crossbyte.isfluffy.fyi Ben Stiller

@kadentheavali.bsky.social why are all of you the same color scheme? This vexes me.

Absolutely fuming about how the tater tots cannon from the minecraft movie is not in the game!!!

Tomorrow begins the 10 months of suffering

Got another much bigger and more detailed world planned, but I think it'll take months

Holy fuck dude, the creators of Buck Bumble liked my post, this is the peak of my life.