forgot this app exists

What’s up

why is trump trying to start a war with canada, does he really want to find out why we’re the reason for the geneva convention

no cheating, your last saved celebrity pic is now your therapist does he count as a celebrity? lmaoo

good morning friends! another day of watching america speedrun democracy on nightmare mode

Good morning friends how is it going

Lmaoooo yes

hello

how does your pinterest see you? search these categories -lyrics -aesthetic -outfit -animal pls 💀

maybe next time they shouldnt drink and drive, idk

good morning, i forgot to take my meds and im tired as shit omg

well, that’s embarassing. it was before taylor and chappell gave me the ick lmao

bro really woke up wanting to annex a former british colony

burger king:

E.T.:

freud when asked what his oedipus complex theory is about:

my roomba:

me at pub quiz when they asked for the capital of azerbaïdjan but gave the capital of tadjikistan instead

hello????

i WHOLEHEARTEDLY accept this deal omg 🤤🖤

the greeks in the trojan horse:

it's funny getting blocked by random people i've never interacted with, i always wonder what post sent them over the edge

breaking news : i was unfortunately found alive in my bed and i have to go to work

charlemagne:

WHERE ARE YOU

so if you care to find me, look to the western sky

keep:

My neck after I take off my cheap necklace:

It’s happening

Elphaba at the end of Wicked (idk I didn’t see it yet)

i am no longer green

unfortunately so do i

the goods are secured

i hereby declare that in 2025 i will replace cigarettes for a kazoo, so instead of destroying my lungs, i will destroy everyone's hearing

in 15 minutes i am gonna eat that delicious macdonald

do people still storm wal mart on black friday like they're storming the beaches of normandy

and i have work to do

good morning my fellow peasants, i hope you’re feeling better than me bc im hungover rn. i have regrets

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i'm begging y'all to stop trying to make "skeet" happens

omg not me with the spotify wrap. we need an edit button

i can't wait to see my spotify wrap this year, it is always unhinged bc i'm autistic and hyperfocus on random stuff, like my most listened song two years ago was "paradise by the dashboard light" by glee, idk why, and last year was "he taught me to yodel" bc i wanted to learn how to yodel

when back to the open sewer and this is the first post i saw and ppl in the comments are eating it up.

why do americans speak of thanksgiving like they've been drafted for the second time for the third quarter quell

did mikayla wrote this

if i do not post 95 times today do not worry, i am not dead, it's just that day of the month that i actually have work to do

good morning and happy thanksgiving to the americans. today i will give you a break and won't be a hater, but tomorrow i'm back to my regularly scheduled programming

the way we all agree that 2016 was the year the timeline shift happened

wait until you hear about the price of groceries on a regular day in nunavut.