Bridie Powers
@bridiepowers.bsky.social
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Paid unprofessional comedian.
https://linktr.ee/bridieschellenberg
And for the military planes flying over for the next month apparently, perhaps an old crash-ioned?
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Woman Crying and Drinking Wine from How I Met Your Mother
ALT: Woman Crying and Drinking Wine from How I Met Your Mother
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about 4 hours ago
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FUCK FASCISTS
3 days ago
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Hey everyone! Go to the poles! It’s Erection Day!
3 days ago
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Every time a celebrity dies the FIRST thing I do is look up their Zionism status.
3 days ago
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Guys I’m getting worried about Mitch McConnell. Maybe Satan actually didn’t want him.
4 days ago
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Things I’ve stolen from big name stores as a low income parent: -diapers -formula -toilet paper -cleaning supplies -milk/eggs I had at LEAST 3 jobs and received snap benefits. The fact that 35-40% of Americans are either in poverty or close to poverty (2024) has to be one of the biggest problems.
5 days ago
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Henceforth I will not have any fuckery nor handlings attempted upon mine self.
#selfcare
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7 days ago
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I could have told you Nate Bargatze didn’t do politics. He already told us all the other shit he doesn’t do as a man in his act.
9 days ago
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He COULD release earlier if you just wait a minute, he’s trying. Just wait there and watch. Stop. You’re getting in his head.
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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Louis C.K.’s New Netflix Special Sets June Release Date
Louis C.K.'s new stand-up comedy special 'Ridiculous' will debut on Netflix on June 30.
https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/louis-ck-netflix-special-release-date-1236782729/?fbclid=IwdGRleASehNRleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEeiaViEz6yqNb32_ZVulb6dAo17cMptnvhaigO2hYIxa0TZ9SYHOFSXJLGOII_aem_yXsAH9v5xk7DjxaQu-SJoA&utm_id=97758_v0_s00_e0_tv4_a1demo0htc1t2h
10 days ago
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Josh Hokit has a lot of audacity despite having a whole face that looks like an all natural unlandscaped vagina.
10 days ago
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She’s obviously too devastated to say this herself.
#obama
#ufc250
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10 days ago
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Don’t worry yall he’s coming back.
#mitchmcconnell
#lastwords
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11 days ago
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Creating solutions for their own problems
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13 days ago
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If you’re feeling constipated right now it’s because you’re like millions of Americans who suffer from the price of gas.
14 days ago
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I’ve neglected my intrusive thoughts for far too short.
15 days ago
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Just four men fighting for the top.
#artemis
#nasa
#pridemonth
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16 days ago
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I’d like to order a new chair/platform.
#anticapitalism
#democraticsocialism
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26 days ago
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I’ve opted to level up my insufferability to elite status.
27 days ago
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Snakes in the motherfucking brain
#rfkjr
#maha
#america
#wtf
#maga
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30 days ago
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Be so feral right now.
#womensrights
#crazycatlady
#burnitdown
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about 1 month ago
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I love America and I am grateful to the judge who denied my disability appeal after a whole second application process because she’s right I should absolutely be able to function with RRMS, PA, Endo, Spondylitis, Subluxation of the Patella bilaterally, Autism , ADHD, CPTSD. Honestly that’s my bad.
about 1 month ago
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It’s always funny to me when internet trolls are like “I guess if you call yourself a comedian that makes you a professional now.” As if the standard for professional work is fame. If that were the case there’d be a whole bunch of men watching the same 5 porn videos.
about 1 month ago
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Part 2 and yes I know I’m a savant in this department
#metgala
#cuntry
#fashion
#genius
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about 2 months ago
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#metgala
#fashion
#anticapitalism
#serious
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about 2 months ago
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I wish they would’ve gotten Kal Penn. Aziz did fine but I think Kal Penn would’ve really nailed it home.
about 2 months ago
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I genuinely am upset about it all
#crashout
#whatshappening
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about 2 months ago
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The only thing the Supreme Court proved today is that we should maybe burn other buildings besides corporations.
about 2 months ago
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Dear Diary, Uhh... Come back soon. Love, Toilet
about 2 months ago
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You can’t trick me into listening I do what I want sucka
#autism
#pda
#meditation
#vagusnerve
#authorityissues
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about 2 months ago
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Here are some notes for review to make the next performance even worser.
#whitehouse
#trump
#badacting
#theaterkid
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2 months ago
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ACTING! đźŽ
#whitehouse
#showbiz
#trump
#criticalthinking
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2 months ago
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Today I used the phrase “pregnant pause” enough times to fill a pregnant pause.
2 months ago
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Can we castrate again
#russellbrand
#notallmen
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2 months ago
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If there was a way to castrate audacity Russell Brand is the perfect candidate for the trial.
2 months ago
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Don’t talk about my putty tat like that
#catlady
#redflag
#menbelike
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2 months ago
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“Sorry kids, but you know how President Grumpa gets when he hasn’t taken his meds.”
#dementia
#ai
#propoganda
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2 months ago
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No joke I actually DID have mass arson on my 2026 bingo card.
2 months ago
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“That’s high praise.” -Nic Caged Andy Samberg
#trump
#popeleoxiv
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2 months ago
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Funny how we have a whale in DC that needs to go extinct to save the entire ecosystem
#trump
#endangeredspecies
#deportation
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3 months ago
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The mission is clear
#jackblack
#tenaciousd
#easter
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3 months ago
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This is Jesust a tribute
#jackblack
#tenaciousd
#easter
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3 months ago
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I’m ready for hot girl summer so I’m migrating to Alaska to do it there.
3 months ago
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Now she can be a housewife!
#pambondi
#workingwoman
#yourefired
#maga
#sadclown
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3 months ago
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Why can’t I meet the famous person of my dreams and live famously infamously for the rest of our lives
3 months ago
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A reboot of The West Wing but it’s just the exact same show with an Epstein always in frame.
3 months ago
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“Kiss my ass” is never received the way it’s intended.
3 months ago
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Shocker. The man who monopolized the cheer and dance industry mentored Trump’s biggest cheerleader.
people.com/jeff-webb-de...
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Charlie Kirk's Mentor Jeff Webb, the Father of Modern Cheerleading, Dies in Freak Pickleball Accident
Jeff Webb, one of Charlie Kirk’s mentors and the father of modern cheerleading, has died at age 76 following a freak pickleball accident
https://people.com/jeff-webb-dead-pickleball-accident-11933142
3 months ago
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No one: Me in a cute lil outfit I put together to feel good about myself: DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT THINKING ABOUT LOOKING AT ME YOU SICK FREAK.
3 months ago
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At this point I trust other people to record ICE so we should maybe continue to phase 2…
3 months ago
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