And for the military planes flying over for the next month apparently, perhaps an old crash-ioned?

FUCK FASCISTS

Hey everyone! Go to the poles! It’s Erection Day!

Every time a celebrity dies the FIRST thing I do is look up their Zionism status.

Guys I’m getting worried about Mitch McConnell. Maybe Satan actually didn’t want him.

Things I’ve stolen from big name stores as a low income parent: -diapers -formula -toilet paper -cleaning supplies -milk/eggs I had at LEAST 3 jobs and received snap benefits. The fact that 35-40% of Americans are either in poverty or close to poverty (2024) has to be one of the biggest problems.

Henceforth I will not have any fuckery nor handlings attempted upon mine self. #selfcare

I could have told you Nate Bargatze didn’t do politics. He already told us all the other shit he doesn’t do as a man in his act.

He COULD release earlier if you just wait a minute, he’s trying. Just wait there and watch. Stop. You’re getting in his head. variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Josh Hokit has a lot of audacity despite having a whole face that looks like an all natural unlandscaped vagina.

She’s obviously too devastated to say this herself. #obama #ufc250

Don’t worry yall he’s coming back. #mitchmcconnell #lastwords

Creating solutions for their own problems

If you’re feeling constipated right now it’s because you’re like millions of Americans who suffer from the price of gas.

I’ve neglected my intrusive thoughts for far too short.

Just four men fighting for the top. #artemis #nasa #pridemonth

I’d like to order a new chair/platform. #anticapitalism #democraticsocialism

I’ve opted to level up my insufferability to elite status.

Snakes in the motherfucking brain #rfkjr #maha #america #wtf #maga

Be so feral right now. #womensrights #crazycatlady #burnitdown

I love America and I am grateful to the judge who denied my disability appeal after a whole second application process because she’s right I should absolutely be able to function with RRMS, PA, Endo, Spondylitis, Subluxation of the Patella bilaterally, Autism , ADHD, CPTSD. Honestly that’s my bad.

It’s always funny to me when internet trolls are like “I guess if you call yourself a comedian that makes you a professional now.” As if the standard for professional work is fame. If that were the case there’d be a whole bunch of men watching the same 5 porn videos.

Part 2 and yes I know I’m a savant in this department #metgala #cuntry #fashion #genius

#metgala #fashion #anticapitalism #serious

I wish they would’ve gotten Kal Penn. Aziz did fine but I think Kal Penn would’ve really nailed it home.

I genuinely am upset about it all #crashout #whatshappening

The only thing the Supreme Court proved today is that we should maybe burn other buildings besides corporations.

Dear Diary, Uhh... Come back soon. Love, Toilet

You can’t trick me into listening I do what I want sucka #autism #pda #meditation #vagusnerve #authorityissues

Here are some notes for review to make the next performance even worser. #whitehouse #trump #badacting #theaterkid

ACTING! 🎭 #whitehouse #showbiz #trump #criticalthinking

Today I used the phrase “pregnant pause” enough times to fill a pregnant pause.

Can we castrate again #russellbrand #notallmen

If there was a way to castrate audacity Russell Brand is the perfect candidate for the trial.

Don’t talk about my putty tat like that #catlady #redflag #menbelike

“Sorry kids, but you know how President Grumpa gets when he hasn’t taken his meds.” #dementia #ai #propoganda

No joke I actually DID have mass arson on my 2026 bingo card.

“That’s high praise.” -Nic Caged Andy Samberg #trump #popeleoxiv

Funny how we have a whale in DC that needs to go extinct to save the entire ecosystem #trump #endangeredspecies #deportation

The mission is clear #jackblack #tenaciousd #easter

This is Jesust a tribute #jackblack #tenaciousd #easter

I’m ready for hot girl summer so I’m migrating to Alaska to do it there.

Now she can be a housewife! #pambondi #workingwoman #yourefired #maga #sadclown

Why can’t I meet the famous person of my dreams and live famously infamously for the rest of our lives

A reboot of The West Wing but it’s just the exact same show with an Epstein always in frame.

“Kiss my ass” is never received the way it’s intended.

Shocker. The man who monopolized the cheer and dance industry mentored Trump’s biggest cheerleader. people.com/jeff-webb-de...

No one: Me in a cute lil outfit I put together to feel good about myself: DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT THINKING ABOUT LOOKING AT ME YOU SICK FREAK.

At this point I trust other people to record ICE so we should maybe continue to phase 2…