Statement: Dusting off a couple of relics.

Commentary: If you’ve been wondering how it’s going on the other app, I want to confirm it’s still hell.

Statement: Not doing a Dark Side run in K2 in a while means I’ve forgotten what a fucking unit Hanharr is. He one-shot everyone in Visquis base. His longest-lasting opponent was a goddamn storage locker. Simply insane!

Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.

Query: Which way, western meatbag?

Statement: The prophecy is being fulfilled!

Commentary: I just evaluated my fantasy league to see what my record would be with everyone else’s schedule. -9-4 with two schedules -7-6 with two others -6-7 in 2 -5-8 in 2 -4-9 in 3 But only one where I’m 3-10, and guess which is my reality?

Statement: Engaging parallel posting protocols. Don’t be shocked if you’ve already seen this on the other app.

Statement: Me to Twitter right about now.