I feel like I need to get strong and buy a gun. Fast!

Shit’s bleak, man.

More like Rosca De Güeyes amIrite?!

Finally watched Frankenstein. Very Mexican. Very darks. Very Catholic. Very violent. Very Freudian. Miss Of The Bull did her big one with this.

Living vicariously through southern hemisphere oomfs beach posting in slutty bathing suits. Bless them.

Product idea: Sapphic™️ branded Stud Finder

Cock. Balls, even.

Error 3944, sis.

They don’t tell you that to love Mexicanly also means to mourn Mexicanly.

Concurrently need everyone to know I am terribly sad but also want to be left the fuck alone.

Everyone’s pissing me off this week.

Not oomf getting misgendered by Elijah Wood 😭

When Rosalia busted out the Arabic, Japanese, French, Portuguese, Italian, Ukrainian, and German.

Plane Jane is over there 👀

Two oomfs logged the same movie on Letterboxd at the same time.

Help! I’m at one of those shows that says 8pm but actually starts at 11pm. 😩

Oomf has dumb takes.

I need to🥜

Queued up Anohni and the Johnsons on the Buffalo Wild Wings touchtunes.

Tbh I wish I kept the clear blue

Love is Love! Is this anything?

Probs not the best idea to pop a gummy mere moments before the initiation of WWIII.

Straight oomf sent me this banger.

I’m so horn-t I’m going to fucking die

Refused on Family Guy

new miley slap

If I’m gonna do one thing it’s take a weed gummy, turn on adventure time, and scratch my nuts.

Gonna ask my boyfriend for FFS for my birthday this year. 🤞

Oh so when y’all spend money on little dudes, toys, and trinkets it’s “cool!” and “that’s so fun!” but when I do it it’s “irresponsible” and “dad, please we haven’t eaten in days!” Smh

Who comes up with the beer commercial plot line?

Why does a band that looks that cool, sound like that?

I saw the Chat Pile guys out in the wild and I waved at them.

Any oomfs willing to ____ my ____? Or how about ____ my ____? Cool if not.

Hey

My paws are SO up!

“YoU sTiLl LiStEn To MiA?! sHe’S aNtIvAx AnD cHrIsTiAn!!” So are your parents and you still fuck with them AND they don’t have bangers like “XXXO”

NIN tour for the uncircumcised 🙂‍↕️

I’m gonna try having this and Lapse as my only social media for a bit.

No shade but I still call home that house in Nebraska

Bummed about Lynch. Might just cancel all of today’s sessions.

It’s a mirror, down.

Duolingo but for this pussy

Need Ethel Cain to collab with Alan Sparhawk, Full of Hell, Reznor & Ross. #manifesting

Lip sync assassin

I just realized the Jumping On The Bed Enjoyer community has been real quiet since memory foam mattresses hit the market.

End of the year ennui is contagious like a yawn.

Someone needs to tell Slipknot that a bat hitting a keg doesn’t sound as cool as it looks.

I’m not fighting with a white girl. Whatever you say Megan.

Imagine killing your neighbor for your wife’s honor and then immediately going home and fucking her silly right after. #OneHundredYearsofSolitude