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The completely real information portal for the modern, commission-based Dept of Justice
Closing Early Today to Help Various Attorneys Shred Hundreds of Case Files/Prosecution Strategy Documents on Incoming POTUS.
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Case Files Super-Sale available to Certain Legislators: $500,000 per 100 sheets on active files, $250,000/100 sheets archive. Daily Grab-Bag specials. Contact your local representative.
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Servers Hacked. Entire complicity database uploaded to Steam. Now Hiring IT professionals. Contact your local representative.
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Legislative Bribes Now Feature Mandatory Acceptance and Reciprocity. Red States only, for a limited time act now. Contact your local representative.
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Ethics Report Redaction 50% off Black Friday Special. Contact your local representative.
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