I think I need to cut back on foods cooked in compound butter.

Slightly drunk and spilled Popeyes sweet heat in my duvet. 😩

I don’t know why I brought my ass to work today like these people aren’t actively trying to get rid of me.

My smart ring just arrived. Hopefully I won’t get tired of it or lose it after 2 and half days

Age: 45 • Pronouns: He/Him • Height: 6ft • Shoe size: 12 • Sign: Virgo ♍️ • Sexuality: 4-5 on the Kinsey Scale • Taken: Single AF • Fav food: Fries • Smoke: Nope • Tattoos: 5 • Piercings: 2 • Fav color: Black • DMs: Just don’t • Music: I enjoy just about anything with a bouncy beat.

Was told that I wear too much black… 1. Don’t think that’s possible 2. I do wear other colors and 3. Black is beautiful… get into it!

As I sit here scrolling BlueSky during this meeting, only listening enough to find out that these people don’t know what they’re doing…

Had a conversation yesterday about the struggles and nonsense that is Crowdstrike. Not even 24 hours later and I get it completely.

Let’s get this day over with… wish me luck or whatever.

YES, very much.

Non-monogamous? Yeah. Polyamorous? No

Showered, shaved and packed

These people love to drop last minute shit in my lap…

Ready to get this day to be over.

Took all my work related tech home ‘because, you know’ and seriously missing my cursor jiggler.

Realizing I have to go back to work tomorrow and I hate it here.

👶🏿Gen X

My anxiety has been on eleven and attempting to juggle so much has not helped.

Laying up under a fan.

Posted up in the cell phone lot

What am I doing on this Saturday morning? Should you believe me if I said ‘Doing my taxes’?

Trying to re-watch Insecure and forgot how much 2nd hand embarrassment this show gives me.

A co-worker keeps looking at my LinkedIn profile every couple of days… Stop being nosey!!!

Definitely not a “Spring Chicken”

Shift Into Turbo

Face is a hot mess but TGIF, I guess

Someone asked me out on a date, and I actually went. It was fun, he was cute, would do it again.

Trying to stay positive…

Another day, another reason to make sure my resume and interviews skills are updated

To the landscapers going ham with the leaf blowers before 8am on a Saturday…

I pride myself on being able to stay straight faced during bullshit meetings, and not be reactive but today is not one of those moments…

3rd party system outage on Friday?

A solid 5 but trimmed down

Despite my face, I’m in a good mood.

Just wrapped my last meeting for the day, my face looks like a Star Crunch cookie, it’s raining, my office is crawling with ants and I’m severely under-caffeinated.

I’ll admit… I chuckled at this. #FFXIV

Probably have y’all wondering if I ever sit upright…

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Love Jones, no Pretty Woman, no Friday(s), no Rush Hours.

I was up for a full 24 hours… why did I only sleep for four??

Feelin’ sad. Who wants to sit on my fa… I mean take me out to cheer me up?

Asking me to do a task but instead of sending me a DM or an email, you post it in the team channel and tag me… GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

Another rejection email… I really don’t need to be in my feelings right now.

🌅Morning… Thinking about cooking today but will it be breakfast or dinner?

Sitting here trying to figure out Blender.

Since I’m done will all my meetings, I should start this LinkedIn post about MTTI/MTTR but I kinda want to get a snack instead.

Can’t log into my alt, even though it’s on BlackSky… guess that’s okay since I’m at work anyway