big ass blog post of what I went through with my server: 6/21: last recoverable backup created 6/27: I'm clearing out old unused non-denden things from the server, notice there's an urgent kernel update. I perform the update and ssh back into the server, at which point I get Very Bad errors […]

I am so relieved that I got everything working again.... holy shit I need to share everything I had to figure out because good god. it will take forever to write everything down

god damnn bringing the server back was so much !!! sitting on the floor

tries fixing denden, does nothing but listen to dog whisperer and troubleshoot server hardware... you guys!!!

just saw someone correctly spell the acronym TMNT and thought Nice job dumbass, Teenage Minja Nutant Turtles..?

I'm quitting my job, so I'll have time to do shit that actually matters now (being on the computer but in a productive way instead of just recovering from working)

seeing the way the theme broke on mobile made me realize just how much screen space the navigation column took up, good change to move it to the bottom. I feel like that's what every app with a scrolling timeline is doing anyway

denden back ^_^_^_^;;;; the theme will be fixed by the end of the day today (i have to eat and go work first)

media is broken on denden right now, still trying to update + fix

gueess who forgot that yunohost makes an archive of mastodon's entire media storage whenever it updates AHHHHhhhhhh it takes several hours for it to do that so denden will probably be down for a while since i can't wait any longer and need to sleep

might fuck around and update the server

*goes to forest* jeez the art team went a bit crazy with the greebling here

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https://youtu.be/o4mxehA8EK0 this song makes me imagine a timeline where dream (The Minecraft YouTuber) got a badass production for his "that's what the point of the mask is" song. i do not care about dream or watched any of his videos other than the normal pills music video these vocals are […]

Just found out if you manually purge a domain on mastodon, any reports for users from that domain are also deleted, including unresolved reports. wasn't consequential, but still odd behavior #mastoadmin

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You have 40 notifications about David and others Vanilla the rabbit is the size of an average mother 400,000 hours on tf2 just ass trollgier Jet Force Gemini make my pants go anti bulger

after watching several episodes of mazinger z i can only assume that hideaki anno watched it and shared my view that the protagonist boy NEEDED to suffer

checked out my windows 2000 cd under a microscope and found really really tiny text in the border of the logo at the bottom

Had a Mr. Beast nightmare where I accidentally wandered into a Mr beast game, originally a warehouse that had spread outwards like the set from psynecdoche new york to encompass a nearby national park. I found mr beasts throne room and considered hiding a microphone in hopes of getting something […]

Ooohu ouuuuh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co1tBq_m8Q4

I think the only way I will play a video game is if I randomly remember patty talking about it on tumblr 2 years ago

they are jack king off?

bass pro shipping

I've been sequencing the horse genome in horsey game and have been told I'm a spreadsheet gamer

BLEEEEEEEE

[genital idea] An external genital that is completely separated from the owner on completion, after which a new one starts growing in its place. It looks like a cute pink fat caterpillar with nubs along the bottom it can use for locomotion. It experiences pleasure independent from its owner […]

I just realized I have a type (boys with long hair) with a parallel for creatures (furries with lop ears)

I have an "as far as I'm concerned, ALL marriage is gay marriage" worldview when it comes to caring about whether advertisements are AI generated or not. Pop a squat at my papa's spot it's slop whether it's bot or not

>"our company takes a firm stance against sexual harassment!!!!" >has a dress code

>claims to be pro life >dies anyway CLAIMS TO BE PRO LIFE [ Image ] DIES ANYWAY guy: *claims to be pro life* guy: *dies anyway* different dialects with the same grammar

do you think the krita devs will figure out text wrapping by 2050 or will someone make a g'mic filter that acts as a functional text tool first

YOU CAN TOO! #art #gel

annoying activitypub idea: bot user account named @everyone that pings every single user on your instance in a reply when you @ it

Just had a dream someone got reported for unfollowing someone and the report was trying to get me to ban them for having a "weakness of character"

I played through pikmin 1 two days in a row, took 16 in game nights the first time and then 12 (getting all parts)

when people post about a bad thing that happened to them, and then they get a bunch of comments from strangers like "that's terrible horrible, I'm so sorry that happened to you, I hope the person who hurt you dies," etc, I wonder what the psychological impact of that is? I get the impulse to […]

I can force an ASMR adjacent feeling in my eyeballs by putting a piece of tape across the bridge of my nose. Ouuuuuhe

I was playing Spyro enter the dragonfly and tried that glitch where you lag the game with your flame breath and charge through the locked gate to sequence break, but I didn't even need to flame it let me clip right through it with just charging

I had already denied a signup request from the service mentioned in LRT

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technology connections made me aware of how christmas lights changed after the adoption of LEDs, and I can forgive him since it's not his fault, but I can never not notice it now

the new mega lucario is actually mega whiscash game freak is pulling the old switcharoo. Look at the tentacles its barboach :barboach: <-

yeah... we're on some badass shit over here.. s;me real no holes Bart type shit ..

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