Ay-up. Been unbelievably busy with two jobs AND helping create new lectures/crafting activities, etc Miss you all ♥️

Tee hee

Farage and Reform are bad losers. Their failure to secure the seat was down to the vast majority of voters roundly rejecting their hate because Gorton and Denton is a progressive place. 68% of voters in the constituency voted Green, Labour or Lib Dem. Don't let them use lies to twist the truth.

Well…it’s been nice knowing you all…that rancid orange shitstain will get us all nuked. All to avoid being exposed as a fucking kiddy-fiddler.

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Sant 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Ahhhh…at last, something to be happy about 💖💚

Thank goodness 😭

Will it EVER STOP RAINING 😭

Well, shit….🫢

Lols

Ok, so who had a tenner on Poo-Ellen ‘defecting’ to Deform?? Lols. Cream of the crap, right there.

I’m both sickened and heartbroken. America can never get back from this. Ever. And slowly but surely, the fucking scum in this country will gleefully vote in the same kind of government. I’ll never understand how people are so easily brainwashed.

Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche. Learn more about the latest episode of South Park: southpark.wiki.gg/wiki/Turkey_...

Swear to fuck, if 2026 takes David Attenborough and not that Cankles McTaco-Tits I’ll lose my fucking NOODLES

Never forget. 🇺🇸

We’re only SIX DAYS IN 🫣😩

Hammy New Year! Hope all your hopes & dreams come true in 2026 💖

HAMMY CHRISTMAS 🎄

LMAO !!😂😂😂

The president was accused of multiple rapes of 14 year old girls as well as multiple murders of their babies and we’re all just acting like it doesn’t matter because CBS and CNN haven’t weighed in yet.

Day 24 of your Hammy Christmas Advent Calendar

To absolutely no one’s surprise 🫣

Day 23 of your Hammy Christmas Advent Calendar

I love art ♥️

A bloke on TikTok just called Tiny Waxy Lemon “Ewok Powell” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Day 22 of your Hammy Christmas Advent Calendar

Eggy Tate getting battered by a young guy in pink gloves. Jake Poo getting battered by Mr Joshua. Chrimbo came early…

Blessèd Yule

Day 21 of your Hammy Christmas Advent Calendar

The White House has been caught. The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims. In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.

I have always liked Cher, and she has now gone up in my rankings.

Day 20 of your Hammy Christmas Advent Calendar

So…hey, if you’re real, you have the chance to do the FUNNIEST thing in a few days time….

So that smarmy fucker has finally been dropped by his publishers…👀

Day 19 of your Hammy Christmas Advent Calendar

Gave blood yesterday and it was the first time I’ve been able to donate in 12 months - so it felt really good 😊

For FUCK’S SAKE! Is there anything he doesn’t want his tiny, grubby hands on?

Day 18 of your Hammy Christmas Advent Calendar Bang up to date…

Day 17 of your Hammy Christmas Advent Calendar Yes. Late as well.

Day 16 of your Hammy Christmas Advent Calendar Also late. Also soz.

Day 15 of your Hammy Christmas Advent Calendar Late. Soz.

Oh god, how many have I missed 😬🫠🐹🫣

Day 14 of your Hammy Christmas Advent Calendar

Day 13 of your Hammy Christmas Advent Calendar

Day 12 of your Hammy Christmas Advent Calendar (Bit late - soz)