This one goes out to all my #jonasbrothers heads out there Jingle bells Kevin smells Joe laid an egg The Jonasmobile lost its wheel And nick laid an egg Just something to give everyone a little bit of Christmas cheer, or whatever holiday you celebrate

chat what’s it mean when your bf goes to bed then 30 min later you hear various horn honking noises coming from his bedroom??

a bat & Buckethead walk into a bar... 📷: @jackalopefun.bsky.social

Hi my band dropped our first single. Please check it out <3 distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

going to the trunk or treat just to clean out my car

i went to the lair of the white worm and everyone there knew you?

Once again. Out here. Supporting. These. Arts.

i got stepped on by a transphobic hypnotist do not ama

Holy fucking shit you guys! #EEK!

Y’all wanna parlay with me now that I’m captain of this vessel but where were you when I was swabbing the poop deck

I personally would not stay on a site owned by a Nazi who's trying to get random normal people killed

why worry about the opinions your extended family have of you when they’re busy sharing AI generated memorial images of a rightwing extremist grifter playing basketball with jesus in heaven

imagine telling all of us in 2021 what our friend group looks like now, that half of us are in some of the most beloved bands in the scene, and that not only are we almost all off twitter but we’re on a different platform where kass’s dad is funnier than all of us combined

sold a cd to a stranger earlier and it was such a thrilling experience for me that i’m moving to times square bc i have a VERY GOOD business idea yall are not gonna believe

Let’s get fuzzy together next month in The BSG. #AfterlifeCrisis

do yall think we sometimes feel called to the sea bc our souls crave the home from which we evolved

i’m so tired of dissociating all day every day!!!!!!!! i just wanna feel real!!!!!

allie told me i can eat a bouncy ball once a year

i feel so bad for the fonts that have “grotesque” in the name. they can’t help it, they don’t deserve this..

Call the poolice we’ve got an active tooter situation

making noises you never heard on gizmos you never seen before

research in the modern era

i’m not afraid to put my hands in the squirt for you

*horniest guy on earth voice* “the WHAT contessa”

i wanna know the secret of the oooooze

pussy so good it make him sound like a furby with a dying battery

Shout out 2 all the milfs today

IN THE AFTERLIFE YOULL WONDER IS THIS ALL IT FEELS LIKE TO BE DEAD????????

i saw 400 rizzlers at dollywood

Women be shopping and Susan B Anthony

precious fertile email daddy

skimblespanks the getting railed way cat

hello bsky what’s the tsky

at approximately 8:30 PM i saw a meteor enter the earth’s atmosphere rt if u believe

Dancing peaked when they invented this move. Everything else has been downhill since.

hey will you do me a huuuuge fave and listen to my band's new song? dicejail.bandcamp.com/track/super-8

when the moon hits your tits like a big bowl of grits that’s amore

i tried my best to bring this idea to life

cheladas in the refrigerator light my favorite lana del rey song

all of my friends are so beautiful and kind and i wish they didn’t have to suffer in their own unique ways. this world is too harsh to not have people to lean on

Hi everyone, this is a bit of a different post but currently those in the central Appalachian region including myself and many others are experiencing mass flooding and we could use your help. Here are some photos of the damage that has already been caused throughout our region. #Appalachia

i love my sweet sweet friends.

super bowl sunday is kinda like st patricks day if you think about it

The important thing to know about American tackle football players is that they are actual literal Roman gladiators and most of them will be dead by halftime. But the single man that survives all four quarters will be Emperor. Really important stuff.

sometimes i get a pang in my chest remembering stupid things i’ve said into a microphone

green power rangers everywhere i look

just call me cuntxutawney phil the way my ass casts a shadow so big it makes the news