Vance Worley? That's a name I haven't heard in many moons

And that's Christianity in a nutshell.

Good, fuck the Astros and their stadium

That is an ABSURD catch by the GB right fielder

Fun match! Mansfield impressed with some nice play.

Oh that was a powerful finish by Eze

Ugh how does Jesus not put that away

A goal conceded because a 16-year-old played a poor pass on a shitty pitch. It happens.

Just wanted no injuries today. Hopefully Trossard is okay.

What a weird lineup for Arsenal! I like it

I kinda want to get citizenship for Brazil or the Netherlands so I can make their WBC team and get the honor of having Judge hit a 600-foot bomb off my 65MPH fastball

AARON JUDGE BABY

Just finished The Buffalo Hunter Hunter, by Stephen Graham Jones. Wonderful and slightly terrifying book.

No one has ever liked us, it won't change now or going forward. Arsenal together.

Pitt time let’s gooooo

I was with my nephew during the Arsenal match but oh boy that was a wild 90 minutes. Tough gutty win for Arsenal, City drop points, Spurs one point away from the relegation zone.

Let’s go Arsenal!

Scary ending to the match but we held out. Three points.

I don’t know if the rule is different for a second yellow but how has the ref stopped play AGAIN??!

Timber! 2-1! Now hold this lead!

Dominated the whole half. One great corner by Reece James undoes it. Should've scored 2 or 3.

Damn it. Should've dealt with that.

Caicedo has twice now shoved an Arsenal player when the ball was dead. Come on ref.

Arsenal getting sloppy in the final third. Wasting would-be chances not even getting a shot off.

Salibaaaa! Set piece FC ole ole

Very clearly a corner but nothing. Sure.

Let’s go Arsenal - one more time this year, beat Chelsea and get closer to that title!!!

Just saw two bigass raccoons

Touuuuugh ending for Burnley. I think it was the right call but that's a rough way to lose this match.

Ton of goals off corners this morning in the Prem and no one is saying we need to change the rules. Guess it's only a problem when Arsenal do it.

Another day, more job applications.

@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social if you want a modern Dickens retelling, check out Demon Copperhead. David Copperfield but set in West Virginia coal country

@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social I also watched the new Taylor Tomlinson special last night instead of the SOTU. Great minds etc etc

Instead of watching the SOTU I watched Taylor Tomlinson’s new special. Very funny! A very good decision I think.

Astoria in snow. Perfect snowball or snowman snow too - light and fluffy. Not that cold either!

The inescapable urge to walk around in the snow for no reason

We needed that so bad. Dominant for pretty much all 90. Hopefully this gets Eze and Gyok going for the run-in.

GYOK AGAIN! Brilliant brilliant second half from him.

Would love to see Martinelli for Trossard and Norgaard for Zubimendi soon.

Eze!!! All he does is score against Tottenham

Gabriel needs to stop doing that. That was a foul, but just go and clear that.

GYOKERES!!! 2-1! Now don't give this up

Everything just feels so difficult for Arsenal. City aren't any better but they just seem to do the simple things and everything feels easier.

Unbelievable. How do we keep conceding after goals?

Okay Arsenal let’s go - everyone is taking shots at us. They love to see us fail. Don’t give them a minute today.

USA! (I am ambivalent...)

The US getting stomped but their goalie is making insane saves??? Feels like a Rangers game

*Sigh* Dominos.

Competitive cross-country skiing is less a sport and more slow torture

Start the season now. Judge is ready.