Welp I had a weird dream and now I think Echo from Overwatch is hot. Gotta be a sign that I'm being indoctrinated into the AI takeover.

Jumanji is an SCP movie. No explanation for where the game came from or why it's magic. It just is what it is, instead focusing on the effects of the easy-to-understand set up and the poignant character drama. A good lesson for writers who are tempted to overcomplicate their stories.

Really wish my dad had died on a different day, so I wouldn't have to deal with my grief while having the dorky-ass "may the 4th be with you" shit shoved in my face.

When I am alone, when I have nothing to criticize, I get very critical of myself.

I really wish I had Invincible footage locked and loaded so I could make a video about Conservatives pearl-clutching over Atom Eve's abortion. You're telling me you got through a show where people tear each other limb from bloody limb, but you draw the line at THAT? Suuure, I totally believe you.

No Dry Bones or Boo options?? Hard pass.

For sale: Steam game, never played.

I mean, it's too perfect to just be a coincidence.

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

If I were an undercover right-wing social media account, I'd be going into every Dem candidate post's and asking "um...didn't they take money from Israel?" It's such a (rightfully) red line for many voters, that even having that question posed is enough to make thousands of people disillusioned.

Apparently James Buchanan (US pres #15) is the only president who never married. I'm not saying he was our first gay pres but there wasn't a whole lot to do in the 1800's! It's not like now, where you can play horny gatcha games for 4000 hours and let life pass you by. Socializing was all you had!

Mentally, I'm still there.

I CANNOT STOP LISTENING TO 'CRAZY DAYS' FROM MEWGENICS. I'M A DUELING FOOL AT THE STRIKE OF NOON, GONNA RIDE A RACCOON STRAIGHT TO THE MOON.

Starting to see apathetic conservatives pivot to, "it doesn't matter if the GOP or Dems are in control, nothing ever changes..." Brother, you're a straight white guy from Colorado. Of course nothing changes in your life. No one is trying to fuck with you.

Companies will soon devolve into just one guy who owns the IP and all the robots that maintain the IP---leaving him with no one to care when he is crushed to death by a haphazardly stacked pile of cash.

Don't cry over split milk?? Have you tried cleaning that mess up? It's one of the most annoying things to try and sop up. The fat content leaves a weird residue that doesn't go away. I'd rather wipe up a steaming cup of piss I'd somehow spilled (you'd never catch my piss slacking)

The rare times I've interacted with other YouTube folks always feels surreal. Not because of a disparity of subs or genres, but because meeting someone who is also content-pilled and mindful of video editing/thumbnail design is odd. It's like two stray cats meeting. A strange unspoken connection.

We need a word just for human newborns. You call something a "baby" (baby elephant, baby seal) and we know what you mean. But call a human newborn a puppy person and it's nonsense. 'Baby' isn't unique in the same way puppy or kitten is. Human newborns all have universal titles (infant, juvenile)

The worst thing he can do is try to make it a 1 for 1 with any of the existing games. Best case scenario is he puts his own unique spin on the series, creates an original story, and then the games build from that new direction.

Turns out, unpinning Steam from my taskbar was the key to being more productive. Tried uninstalling, hiding, and ignoring certain games but they would still rope me back in whenever I'd say, "ehh, I'll just check the Steam homepage real quick." Very satisfied with the work I've been getting done.

Ice bucket challenge but it's a cum bucket to raise awareness for Joe Biden's prostate cancer. How's that for a Biden blast

The god-awful Invincible memes where the characters are loudly jacking off are infinitely more respectable than any power scaling discussions. At least the memes will get some reaction out of you, what's the end-game of power scaling? "This guy beats that guy." "yeah, that sounds right." BORING!!

Can't be good that I'm starting to see videos using "Ain't No Rest for the Wicked" in their edits of the news. That shit is going to activate the Millennial sleeper agents.

Very rarely, I get people who try to dictate what kind of content I review and how to do it. Not just general feedback or critiques, but straight up trying to boss me around to fit their specific performances. Few things are as delicious as banning them or telling them to straight up fuck off.

Occasionally been asked about my thoughts on Hasan. My take is that (from what I've seen) I don't need to form opinions from him because I've already subsumed that level of rhetoric. He's not dumb, but the guy stopped a bachelor's and I pushed through to a terminal degree. I can do my own work.

I've heard this fact repeated more times than I've seen the new episodes promoted. Let's assume anyone with a passing interest in the series got the memo and just expand our scope of thought, man.

Increasingly concerned for a friend who is starting to push their folklore beliefs onto others They're seriously cautioning friends to "not say the w word" because they are "very real and feared spirit" It's one thing to advocate for more respect or nuance, but saying wendigos are real is too much

You know when you're playing an online game and see a noob who barely knows the controls, and the bemusement you feel knowing you can utterly shit on them? That's how we should regard vaccine skeptics, easy meat that feels exciting to find in the wild. Git gud, dummy.

Big day for folks with rabbit fursonas and crazy people who think they're Jesus Christ himself. Although there's gotta be some nut in Arkansas who fits in the middle of that particular Venn Diagram and is living large rn.

"The" as an epithet skyrocketed in the 90's and early 2000's. All thanks to that accursed blue hedgehog!!!

The only type of subjective criticisms that bug me are, "I know someone just like that character IRL and that's why I hate them." The incel who harassed you at McDonald's isn't Clint from Stardew Valley, and your shitty mom isn't Peggy Hill. A cup of water isn't an analog for an ocean of piss.

Not sure why we needed to nuke Nagasaki or Hiroshima at all. We could have chosen a location near a military site (or spot outside a city) in Japan to blow up, which still would have demonstrated a nuke's terrible power to the JP government. The loss of civilian lives seems totally unnecessary.

The only time your profile pic on a dating app should be a group photo is if you're in a polycule and they're game for another beast jumping in the mix.

Every reviewer should take note and respect IGN's drive. They've been getting clowned on for DECADES and still put out their content, even though every video has 600 guys saying, "who cares what IGN thinks???" Reviewers who can power through that shit are the ones that actually make it.

Feels like Steam should have a separate review category for the optimisations/functionality of a game. Would make it real easy to know when something runs like crap, instead of having to find any "I love the game but not this version of it" reviews.

How many of the houses you pass by on a daily basis still have a DS somewhere inside? Waiting for street passes that will never arrive.

Trans women are banned from women's sports because they have "an unfair biological advantage" but we're chill with 7'2" Frankensteins in men's basketball? Put a hard cap of 5'6" on that shit and call them the Sacramento Short Kings.

Next Generation had fun episode titles like Pen Pals, Peak Performance, and The Royale. Whereas Deep Space Nine would hit you with haunting shit like Hard Time, By Inferno's Light, and Wrongs Deeper Than Death or Night.

Digimon has peak designs, a great TV show, pretty good games, and even an active Card Game scene. But its Achilles heel has always been their names, which range from blisteringly obvious (Impmon) to indecipherable (MegaGargomon) I know what a Psyduck or Snorlax is. Idk WTF a Paildramon is.

Meanwhile a PlayStation 4 and a copy of Bloodborne will set you back $150 bucks TOPS.

Getting real sick of content creators describing stuff with oxymoronic flair. "Here's why Hydrogen is the simplest element...but also the most complex 😱🫪"

Everyone saying "they shoulda kept this a secret" is underestimating how tremendously this will push furries into seeing the movie. The 0.0001% chance of seeing Krystal in two frames of the background is enough to send them rushing to the cinemas.

A "Super Size Me" type situation, but where a leftist person can ONLY consume problematic or unethical media. Bumpin Kanye/R. Kelly, reading the Harry Potter books/Neil Gaiman's ouvre, watching Jeepers Creepers/Cannibal Holocaust, and having an unfiltered Twitter feed. The first level of hell fr.

Each year society should get to elect one person and grant them a 50/50 chance of either living to 100 or dying within 3 months. The discourse and risk/reward management would keep us occupied for eons.

Mark Carney isn't the name of a Prime Minister, it's what you call a gullible carnival worker.

Something is definitely fucked up with YouTube. This time last year, if I uploaded a review, I'd get +130 subs in 24 hours without question. This process happened for 2 years straight. Dependable af. But ever since August, I upload a video and get -5 subs. Make it make sense bro.

Starting to believe someone implanted a chip in my head at some point, cause I don't remember being attracted to women's tummies 5 years ago. Muffin top software has been downloaded.

Huh, looking back it is kinda weird that William Shakespeare never showed up in a holodeck episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Picard and Data surely would have wanted to chat with him.

Looking for validation online about a tattoo you JUST got is risky business. Give it some time to heal, let yourself get comfortable with the new look. At best, you get basic affirmation that it looks cool. At worst, you'll be scolded or shamed for getting a shit tat. Just chill for a bit.

There's a difference between giving an interpretation of a vague story element, and trying to probe into jokes that are intentionally nonsensical. Malcom in the Middle had Hal (somehow) find a 3rd option for a coma patient, that wasn't just pull the plug or leave him be. It's a joke, not a mystery