The only time your profile pic on a dating app should be a group photo is if you're in a polycule and they're game for another beast jumping in the mix.

Every reviewer should take note and respect IGN's drive. They've been getting clowned on for DECADES and still put out their content, even though every video has 600 guys saying, "who cares what IGN thinks???" Reviewers who can power through that shit are the ones that actually make it.

Feels like Steam should have a separate review category for the optimisations/functionality of a game. Would make it real easy to know when something runs like crap, instead of having to find any "I love the game but not this version of it" reviews.

How many of the houses you pass by on a daily basis still have a DS somewhere inside? Waiting for street passes that will never arrive.

Trans women are banned from women's sports because they have "an unfair biological advantage" but we're chill with 7'2" Frankensteins in men's basketball? Put a hard cap of 5'6" on that shit and call them the Sacramento Short Kings.

Next Generation had fun episode titles like Pen Pals, Peak Performance, and The Royale. Whereas Deep Space Nine would hit you with haunting shit like Hard Time, By Inferno's Light, and Wrongs Deeper Than Death or Night.

Digimon has peak designs, a great TV show, pretty good games, and even an active Card Game scene. But its Achilles heel has always been their names, which range from blisteringly obvious (Impmon) to indecipherable (MegaGargomon) I know what a Psyduck or Snorlax is. Idk WTF a Paildramon is.

Meanwhile a PlayStation 4 and a copy of Bloodborne will set you back $150 bucks TOPS.

Getting real sick of content creators describing stuff with oxymoronic flair. "Here's why Hydrogen is the simplest element...but also the most complex 😱🫪"

Everyone saying "they shoulda kept this a secret" is underestimating how tremendously this will push furries into seeing the movie. The 0.0001% chance of seeing Krystal in two frames of the background is enough to send them rushing to the cinemas.

A "Super Size Me" type situation, but where a leftist person can ONLY consume problematic or unethical media. Bumpin Kanye/R. Kelly, reading the Harry Potter books/Neil Gaiman's ouvre, watching Jeepers Creepers/Cannibal Holocaust, and having an unfiltered Twitter feed. The first level of hell fr.

Each year society should get to elect one person and grant them a 50/50 chance of either living to 100 or dying within 3 months. The discourse and risk/reward management would keep us occupied for eons.

Mark Carney isn't the name of a Prime Minister, it's what you call a gullible carnival worker.

Something is definitely fucked up with YouTube. This time last year, if I uploaded a review, I'd get +130 subs in 24 hours without question. This process happened for 2 years straight. Dependable af. But ever since August, I upload a video and get -5 subs. Make it make sense bro.

Starting to believe someone implanted a chip in my head at some point, cause I don't remember being attracted to women's tummies 5 years ago. Muffin top software has been downloaded.

Huh, looking back it is kinda weird that William Shakespeare never showed up in a holodeck episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Picard and Data surely would have wanted to chat with him.

Looking for validation online about a tattoo you JUST got is risky business. Give it some time to heal, let yourself get comfortable with the new look. At best, you get basic affirmation that it looks cool. At worst, you'll be scolded or shamed for getting a shit tat. Just chill for a bit.

There's a difference between giving an interpretation of a vague story element, and trying to probe into jokes that are intentionally nonsensical. Malcom in the Middle had Hal (somehow) find a 3rd option for a coma patient, that wasn't just pull the plug or leave him be. It's a joke, not a mystery

I think it should be socially acceptable to point and screech like "Invasion of the Bodysnatchers" if you see someone walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands.

I'm lucky enough to have primarily positive/constructive feedback on my content, and will even let some of the harsher comments slide. But every once in a while someone steps over the line and you gotta snip them out of your space. Not wise to beef with me in my own house. Go say "mid!" on Reddit.

Muyhiram's comic about two monster girls who are actively hunting humans is causing folks to clutch their pearls. "Hggh! These two are awful! What scum!" We've been so accustomed to monsters just being people with funny hair that we prefer them feeling non-dangerous. OMG MONSTERS ARE MONSTEROUS 😱

Finally watched THE SUBSTANCE (2024) and boy was that...??!? It was like seeing "Showgirls" and "Gremlins" get tentacle fucked by "The Thing" while "Carrie" is seated in a cuckold chair, staring at the writhing bodies with unblinking horror. A tableau of asses, strange flesh, and slime. 10/10!

The success of the Sonic movies proves: -Revision is important -A poor reputation can be turned around with quality products -It's okay to be something not everyone is going to "get" -Successes can be the beginning of greater victories Going from Ugly Sonic to an anticipated 4th movie is CRAZY

I briefly experimented to see if a shotgun-only run of RE 4 was viable, got to the Giganto fight, and realized that the ammo RNG too heavily prioritizes the pistol for it to be realistic. Maybe if you hoarded every shotgun shell possible you'd be okay...but you'd have to ONLY spend them on bosses.

Somehow, E. Honda returned. (◀️➡️+🤜)

Endless Necrotic Shrimp.

Because mundane tasks and menial jobs have become more heavily represented in our entertainment media over time, it unfortunately means I can confirm that my life is like a video game.

"oh, you see it too? for me, it's always like this." -Angela, Silent Hill 2

The only complaint I have about "Hoppers" is that Kathy Najimy doesn't get enough variety in her lines. The majority of her dialogue in the 2nd act is just shouting "Mabel!" over and over. Otherwise the movie was an utter delight that took some very rewarding risks. Highly recommended.

The "would you rather confront a man or bear in the woods" thought experiment really implanted itself DEEP into the minds of insecure dudes. Whenever I see a post about a bear doing something negative, there's always one cope-head going, "a-and yet ladies choose the bear?? See what it'd GET you!?"

The 91st Rule of Acquisition: Your boss is only worth what he pays you.

Smiling Friends fans will spend the next +10 years saying, "phew, glad our show ended on a good note and didn't turn into THIS" whenever a new episode of the Simpsons/Rick and Morty/Hazbin Hotel comes out. I'm already seeing it and boy it makes y'all seem bitter. A real nasty coping mechanism.

What the fuck. They Human Centipede'd Pringles.

I respect people's pronouns cause they don't fuck around the way that the Cheesecake Factory does. Do you know how long it took me to realize that shit was a restaurant? Smh...

I exclusively use my minor Photoshop skills for evil

"We're going to war with Mario, Mario the Plumber he's called. Crawled up from the sewers and is making a damn mess, as his kind usually do..." "He's a coward really, a man who kills turtles and uses drugs, is that the kind of person you want your kids around? I don't know who would, Mama Mia..."

Discussions around the Mary/Gary Sue trope focus too heavily on the person's abilities and too little on whether they have inherent flaws. Ben 10 gets literally every power in the universe strapped to his wrist without earning it, but no one calls him a Gary Sue because he's also slow/brash.

Pokémon Fart Smeller and Pokémon Smart Feller.

Oh water is good for you? Then why do you always insta-die when your video game character falls in three feet of aqua destructa? Truthseekers knew this reality in decades past but the lore was forgotten when Dasani commissioned Mario Sunshine as wasser propaganda. The knowledge knowers drink lava.

I don't like to throw around accusations of "first world problems," but the bottled up, half-joking anger bubbling in the Pokemon community about the new fire-starter potentially DARING to stand up as it evolves is downright embarrassing.

Truly, no testicles are safe from this boy.

"Bold of you to assume..." Why yes, I am a bold person, thnx for noticing. I trust my mental faculties enough to be reasonably sure of my extrapolory thought-process. If my stance is proven wrong at a later date I'll adjust/accept it. Assumptions are inherently temporary, not inherently flawed.

Movie pitch: a fantastical comedy in the style of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, only it's where all the sex toys are made. Give it an edge by having the guests be killed off, setting up a discussion for violence vs. sex in media. Also have sex bots, a la Austin Powers, as the Oompa Loompas.

I think Smiling Friends ending on their own terms is great. The show wasn't as episodic as Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but not as plot focused as The Venture Bros. It was at that point in a shows life where they either had to start building a more expanded world or walk away. Nothing wrong with that.

Without naming names, I recently watched a review where someone used 5 unbroken minutes of episode clips. The lack of commentary/reflection was truly baffling, almost to the point of being false advertising. Really made me chill out about my own content, cause at least I ain't doing that shit.

Samurai Jack's original wistful, sorrowful ending is perfect. Trying to hit the undo button and canonize a sappy happy alternative in a video game secret ending is...pretty lame. Going back to the past to undo Aku's future means erasing the bad stuff AND the good. It was always going to hurt.

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As a society, America has been stuck in the alleyway fight from "They Live" since 2016.

Curiosity has once again brought me into contact with horrifying knowledge. I spent that last 20 minutes discovering the concept of Tree(3) and now I'm laying on the floor. It's much, much too big.

Just realized that an old work friend and his wife don't share pictures of themselves together anymore. He's been posting from a house he bought in the hills and she's usually in San Fran with the girlies. They spent 4 MONTHS posting about their upcoming wedding, if they split up I'mma be mad.