“ you left a window open . ” why is he saying that so casually ??

been told my clothes don't fit me right . is this better ?

alastor , huh ? cuuuute name !!

well , unless someone , like ... reallllly deserves it .

nawwwww ! i don't usually do tricks like that , anyway .

OKAYYYYYY ..

tip: i am so fucking scared

he hasn't even seen it at its biggest eheheheh

i'm just like tinkerbell - tiny ( sometimes ) - cute - i have an attitude - i fucking die if nobody gives me attention

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

..... hehehe .

do what

i'm not like one of those fairies who wanna steal your voice and free will , though .

such is a perk of the fae !

ummmm ..... [ finger pressed to his cheek , he thinks for a good ten seconds . ] donno !

they're attacking me with stones and sticks and hammers and giant anvils all for the crime of being a cutie-patootie

[ the most dramatic pout ever . ] fiiiine ..!

let's not be strangers ! let's get to know each other !

lowkey want a hug and a slice of cake .

[ shrug ! it's hard to tell if he's genuinely clueless or if he's just an ass . ] dunno !!

means you're all tense ! relaaaax !!

[ inching closer , unfortunately . scoot , shuffle , scoot . ] reallllly ? i can almost smell the tension !

what's wrong ? you seem like suuuper tense .

like around the corner ??

shrinking down in public is sooooo awkward ... my clothes don't shrink , so ..

hal🪽 be glad he wasn't born from a sunflower . they can have up to 2k seeds .

i'm not a bum !! you're just mad that i live the trunk of a tree and you don't .

never ? dang , that sounds pretty boring .

my dick huuuurts .. someone kiss it better ?

from over there ? [ pointing vaguely with his thumb . ] why ?

nawww , one of my childhood friends had like ... forty siblings . sixteen is nothin' !

i've got sixteen siblings , and we were all born from flowers !

mmmm okayyyy .

hiiii !!!

whoaaaa , spider ? are you a hybrid ?

what are ya sensing ?

so anyway hiiii i'm lotus ! i'm one of seventeen seedlings , but i'm the cutest !

whaddya think ? should i get a shorter skirt , or is this one short enough ?

woohoo ! lead the wayyy ~

awww man .... okayyyyy .

ooooooh !! i toooootally have ..... no money at all . heheh .

if i really wanted to i could give myself boobs

hey what was that

sooooo hungry ....

hal🪽 im shy

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