A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a war… #iran

Endlich ist Fastenzeit! Was alles an der Selbstgeißelung toll ist und warum auch im Fasching nicht alles schlecht ist in der neuen Folge "Die Zu Spät Show". Podcast fasten ist zum Glück kein Ding.

Wie gut ist die Kulturtechnik Alkohol trinken geeignet unsere gesellschaftlichen Probleme zu lösen und was haben fremde Männer an der Bar damit zu tun? Dazu mehr in der neuen Folge „Die Zu Spät Show“! Jetzt überall wo es Podcasts gibt.

Mich lässt der Gedanke nicht los. Wie viele Epsteins gibt es da draußen noch? War er der einzige? Hat ihn jemand ersetzt? Den Reaktionen der Beschuldigte zufolge, kann ich mir nicht vorstellen, dass die einfach aufgehört haben.

Heutzutage kann man sich gar nicht mehr vorstellen, dass ein Maler und Schriftsteller Deutscher Kanzler wird. Ein Nazi hingegen ist sehr realistisch. #deutschland #politik #satire

Aus irgendeinem Grund bekommen meine Reels auf #facebook gerade sehr viel mehr Aufrufe. Auf keiner anderen Plattform sind die Kommentare so gehässig. Auf keiner anderen Plattform verstehen die Leute nicht, dass es sich bei den Videos um Satire handelt. Obwohl ich es extra dazuschreibe. 1/2

Das ich alt werde, merke ich daran, dass ich grenzüberschreitende Zugverbindungen immer noch aufregend finde.

Ja Herr Kommissar, der Tisch und ich waren die ganze Nacht zusammen! Ich, wenn ich den Tisch decke. #lustig

Allerheiligen! Der Tag an dem man ungeimpfte Familienmitglieder besucht.

Der 31. Oktober war cooler als er Weltspartag und Reformationstag war. Und nicht Halloween. #satire youtu.be/djd5wcIK4o4?...

Zeitumstellung finde ich gut! Winterzeit super! Aber warum nur 1 Stunde zurück? Machen wir doch 1 Jahrhundert! Früher war doch alles besser!

Österreich ist frei Von integren Politikern Einem funktionierenden Bildungssystem, Gesundheitssystem, Pendionssystem, Wirtschaft, Klimapolitik,….. #österreich #oesterreich

Orangenlimonade Pipi nenne! Ganz mein Humor orf.at/stories/3409...

An die tolle #bsky crowd. Hat jemand eine Liste mit guten deutschsprachigen Comedians, Kabarettisten, Satirkern... die auf der Plattform sind? #comedy #satire #deutsch

Erinnert euch noch als #bluesky von den #maga Leuten verschont wurde? Früher war einfach alles besser. #satire youtu.be/aepU_bNJ31Q

Europa ist Uropa unter Strom! #europa

Steht das Con in Con Man eigentlich für Conservative? Würde einiges erklären.

Gibt es keine Veränderungen, bedeutet das Tod. Außer, Zellen mutieren zu Krebs, dann bedeutet Veränderung Tod.

Ich versuche etwas Neues! Nicht immer nur Witze! Sondern Stand Up Comedy! Das ganze Video findest du auf YouTube youtu.be/Y6dH3_n35Ns

Bist du gewesen oder warst du?

Wenn man die kinetische Energie, die beim Masturbieren entsteht ins Stromnetz einspeisen könnte, würden sich viel mehr Männer an der #energiewende beteiligen. 1/2

Pedestrians are shopping ninjas. They stop, browse, actually BUY things. Meanwhile, drivers are economic ghosts zipping past at 50km/h, contributing zero euros except when desperately searching for parking and cursing the universe. Yet somehow we still design cities for cars? #LocalEconomy

The 15-minute city isn't a New World Order conspiracy—it's literally how cities worked for thousands of years before we decided the best way to organize human settlements was around automobile convenience. We're not inventing something new; we're remembering something we forgot. #15MinuteCity

Why do we call them 'sidewalks'? Seriously, think about that word. As if pedestrians are just sidekicks in the grand drama of urban transportation. The linguistic programming is real, people. Time to put humans back at center stage of city planning. #CarFree

Fun fact that'll ruin your day: In many cities, crossing the street is more dangerous than skydiving. We've created urban hellscapes so hostile that parents drive kids to school not from laziness, but from genuine fear their children might die walking on infrastructure 'designed' for them. 1/2

We live in a world where the most natural form of human transportation has become... exotic. When did walking become the punk rock of getting around? Spoiler: It happened when we decided metal boxes were more important than humans. Time to reclaim the streets, one step at a time. #PedestrianRights

Confession: I've been living a double life. By day, I'm your regular sustainability podcaster. By night? I'm... dramatic pause ...a walker. Two different people bought me 'Walking Dad' t-shirts. Apparently I'm THAT guy. And you know what? I'm owning it. 1/2

Picture this: You're stuck behind a Karen in an SUV honking at a crosswalk because—God forbid—people are actually walking. Plot twist: The solution to our city nightmares isn't flying cars. It's literally putting one foot in front of the other. 1/2

Documentary from the year 2045: Here we see the CEOs of AI companies at Trump's inauguration. They promised: 'Don't worry about societal collapse, we'll disrupt our way out of it!' Narrator: They did not.

I don't like to work, I don't like to pay taxes. But it's the foundation of our society. What happens, when AI and robots do the jobs, who will pay the taxes?

2025 mood: Asking 'Will AI save us or destroy society?' while an algorithm decides what I see in my timeline. The irony is not lost on me.

When machines fight against machines in a war, who gets killed. Civilians. Nothing changes.

The machines can have my job. I just want the money.

AI will give us all the free time in the world, but our entire economic system is built on the assumption that we'll never have any.

The future: You can sleep as long as you want, you have no chores and no work. AI and robots took over. But who pays the bills?

Make the internet human again. We need the weird, the funny, the creative to make non-optimized content again. We need original masterpieces and not AI-made mediocrity.

Calexit now

The most powerful man and the richest man fight worse than kindergarten children. If that's not proof enough of how broken our system is. #trumpvsmusk

AI will make good art, but it will always lack the human factor. It has no soul, no wounds, no life experiences. It's like a perfectly tuned piano playing to an empty room.

Most content is mediocre. Most books are bad. Most movies are forgettable. But we're optimizing for the middle instead of celebrating the exceptional.

Google presents you the 'okay stuff' - the content equivalent of elevator music. Meanwhile, the masterpieces are stowed away in the basement.

The internet was supposed to connect humans. Now machines write for machines while we watch from the sidelines. It's the most boring tennis match ever. The artificial players make no mistake and always the same technique. 0:0 after six hours. The real losers are we, the human audience.

SEO is like putting every book in the same beige cover, with the same catchy title. Sure, it fits the shelf perfectly, but will only pick the one in front of you and forget about the others.

Just a puddle in a park #nofilter

Can word-of-mouth beat the algorithm? I am doing this challenge, where I try to get more people reading my blog/listening to my podcast via personal recommendation than Google. So please follow the link: iandebay.com/thought...

We learned the machines' language, create content they like, and make it easy for them. It's machines first, humans second. When did we become the servants?

Why are German bathrooms so ugly? They have Baddesign. #badjoke

If economists designed friendship, you'd need a subscription service, a loyalty program, and a premium tier just to make eye contact. Meanwhile, the best third places in history were literally just... places where humans could exist without a business model attached.

Cars killed third places faster than Netflix killed Blockbuster. Except instead of convenient streaming, we got suburban sprawl and the social skills of a particularly antisocial hermit crab

Your grandfather could walk to a corner store, chat with the clerk, bump into three neighbors, and be home in 20 minutes. You drive 15 minutes to a big box store, self-checkout, and wonder why you feel so damn lonely. The infrastructure of isolation is not a bug—it's a feature