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Iron Maiden advertising their legacy boxset with the tagline “Run to the Tills!”

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#BornOnThisDay #160YearsAgo #HMFC legend George Archibald “Geordie” Scott. He was Hearts’ top goalscorer in the inaugural season of the Scottish Football League in 1890-91. He would win the Scottish Cup with Hearts that season, beating joint-champions Dumbarton 1-0.

The Sopranos was a popular TV show but with a few changes, I believe it could have been even more popular. Here are the changes I would make

🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.

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Time doesn’t half fly.

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Another item from elsewhere that the UK should probably give back.

So much damage has been done to autistic people because of patter like this. See also: Calling people Tories for having “posh” hobbies or tastes. Let people like what they want.

We have a team skippered by Dan O'Reilly that is supporting Movember by growing their moustaches. Updates will be provided weekly!!! uk.movember.com/team/2487808

Fuck.

Starmer wants that Villa game to kick off so he can wade in and give him leeway to kick that Palestine Action shit into touch. That is the only logical conclusion.

Are the boys on @sweeperpod.bsky.social aware that France play Samoa on Sunday in the Womens U17 World Cup being held in Morocco? Surely the biggest mismatch in football anywhere at any level, male or female.

Space Ace Forever 🎸🫡

There /were/ signs he was never the full shilling.

Kevin Muscat in the Rangers managerial race. youtube.com/shorts/zetjG...

That is fucking heartbreaking for Suriname.

Jerry Lawler gassing up Brian Christopher on commentary for TAKA Michinoku’s Light-Heavyweight title match with Pantera at No Way Out. “Any American…hey, Barney could event beat Godzilla” Actually funny line from him.

Begging for the M8 flyover to be fixed to stop shitebag taxi drivers conveniently lining their pockets.

Great stuff. Things suddenly looking very positive after a tetchy start.

Won the league both times 👀

Won the league both times 👀

Don’t get the low lows often but this one today has been particularly nasty. Hate everyone and everything at the minute.

Presumably, Dickie Bird’s obituary will contain only pictures.

Good fundamentals.

God, I love the @stadio.football discord

TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!

Off on my first solo trip to a new football ground in a different country in the morning and my anxiety is through the fucking roof. I can’t deal with much more of this shite.

RIP Legend.

The more I watch Terry Funk’s stuff as Chainsaw Charlie, the more I am baffled that daft old bugger made it to 79. Cunt was 120 in wrestling years.

Vince pitching this storyline to both Torrie and Dawn Marie should have been in the documentary.

Just imagining @okwonga.bsky.social as an intermediary and @ryanhunn.bsky.social chasing him up and angrily asking him why it took so long. “The food, Ryan”

Probably between these two.

Constantly find myself so fucking annoyed because of what has become of Twitter.

Currently watching a lassie absolutely kill Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush on karaoke in a pub in Glasgow. Genuinely amazing.

Plenty decent people can’t go to Premier League games and racist scumbags can and embarrass a whole support. Dickhead.

every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing

Absolutely awful the abuse Skye Stout has received for what is quite clearly a skin condition that she obviously doesn’t want to have. Abusing a 16-year-old girl for that is reprehensible, and some of you clearly have forgotten we were all a “spotty teenager” yourselves once.

When are they going to add an option to go private/protected on here?

Old Playlist and a timeless tune by @philippeauclair.bsky.social. Beautiful work, Philippe.

Braver man than me, I got food poisoning from dodgy tap water at a Yo Sushi, was barely out the door when it struck. Was hunched up on the bus like they thought I had a bomb.

Ozzy Osbourne telling Kelly that he’ll go to her gynaecologist appointment for her because he “feels like a cunt” resonates in my soul.

August. A new month. Another two pledge payments to @partickthistle.bsky.social and Academy TJF members have now provided more than £475k of support to the Club, Academy and Women’s team since we were first established Nearly #HalfAMillionReasons why Thistle is stronger with TJF 🔴🟡🔴

Thousands of pounds have been raised for the family of Vegan Bay Baker Steven Buchan, who died suddenly earlier this week. The 33 year old had founded the first craft vegan bakery in Scotland in 2019. @heraldscotland.bsky.social www.heraldscotland.com/news/2535600...

Genuinely great team name, shame about the result in the Estonian Cup @sweepee.bsky.social

Always the right way to respond to answering the phone. RIP Ozzy.

Fuck