TWO DAYS until the next match?!

No one is busier than my retired mother

Me: “Kylian Dictator will sort them out” Mum: “what?” And then I had to explain the meme

Impossible to get work done in these conditions

Watching the swi arg game with a fucking magnifying glass

Balanced diet of AJ world news before the World Cup

Me every match: “Vozinha would’ve saved that”

Twin just found out the vampirism is an alien parasite IM CRINEEEE

It’s wild how amazing Forks is and it’s 35mins

At the end of the day I get to grow thru life with my best friend and we get to turn 30 together. How fabulous is that

Keep your filthy fucking hands off letterboxd

Yeah it’s good, but is it Black Sails (2014-2017) good?

Using my Mac all week to using a windows PC

The best part about having a pixie cut is I can wash and dry my hair in 2 seconds

RIP BOZO !!!!!

“What are u doing this weekend?” The Mbappe Special

Who am I without futbol (it’s been one day)

Are u the United States bc baby I can be the 1-4 u

So you’re saying Binface has a chance

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Waking up to an Egypt loss.

I miss Him (Mr On Blast)

Becoming a sneaker head was not on my bingo card this year

Me, every match: “well it’s no Cabo Verde v Argentina”

US coach having a tantrum LOL

Take a shot every time the commentators mention the altitude

When Vozinha was picking his teammates up off the ground

They should just let Cabo Verde keep playing matches. Come to Aus for friendlies !!! We want to watch you guys play !!!!

Yeah he loves you but does he love you enough to find you in the crowd after scoring an equalising goal against Argentina to celebrate with you

Booking tickets to Cabo Verde rn

It was supposed to be the year of the underdog :(

Naming my firstborn Vozinha

The ref should simply let them play until Cape Verde wins

This hurts more than the Socceroos loss

Regardless of the result WE LOVE YOU CABO VERDE

OH MY GODDDDD

Just fell 2 my knees

Patrick Beach is the new minister of defence

At the end of the day I’m proud of the Socceroos and such a young side getting as far as they did

VOZINHAAAAAA

A team of fucking sooks GET UP

I am buggered but we move !! CAPO VERDEEEE

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery as they say

Being the blueprint and the ideas generator means I have to get used to ppl copying my ideas bc they can’t think for themselves.

Body so tea Twinings asked for the recipe

Happy belated birthday Patrice. Your spirit will always live on

I love when Aus remembers we fkn love football