Ah! It's 443 Herz season again!

EDLIN builds character.

Maybe I should give vibe cooking a try. What could possibly go wrong!

I used to be a placebo cellist

My secret of looking young: having acne..

Maybe I should find stoner friends with benefits. Stoner boners.

I'm not sure if you need to worry or not but I do like KDE Plasma.

Darling, you tickle my vestibular organ.

I'm numerically flexible.

Les temps sont durs pour les rêveurs.

We are playing concert again, 1st of February 2026 CE 20:00 in the Philharmonie Berlin. KSO CM Berlin will play Dvorak9's 9th Symphony, and Gounod's Caecilianmass. Tickets can be had here: collegium-musicum-berlin.tickettoaster.de/produkte/108...

String quartets are the new threesomes.

I like oral. Single duplex, half duplex and full duplex.

Friendly and horny. Frorny.

Sometimes I'm someone's birthday gift..

I would describe my style as Post Neo Easy Listening.

I should find a way to monetize my vibes.

We're going to write The rust language approach to sex.

I like flornicating and silly portmanteaux.

Oh my goth, may be I am a vampire. That would explain a lot of things. I like garlic more than I like virgins though.

I'm anti-anti-antifa.

I am getting at an age where I don't need to be POSIX compliant all the time..

My teeth have a lot of technical debt.

I have a terrible toothache. Interestingly enough, the pain flares up when I get approached by an attractive person.

Let op: de term NSPM-7 zul je af en toe gaan horen in de VS:

OpenBSD, the veganism of operating system, and that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Oh acne patches, where were you during my teenage years..

O tempora, o mema.

Ah Italian, the language of love, music and extra marital affairs.

I love human - alien friendships. I want o have alien friends. I probably already have. Or I am the alien friend.

She: "You're too pretty to be straight!"

I want to make a pr0n movie and have it dubbed in German. It could be a new genre.

I'm flirting with neovim. It's quite kinky.

"Hi, I ALSO play the cello naked" is a sentence that I have used several times, with success.

Ah, Oumuamua, my guilty pleasure.

"You're hot! I really like your aspect ratio.."

WTF WeTransFer!

Add some licorice to your love life to spice things up.

My haircut is a bit too hetero normative.

For those interested, I will be playing tonight at "The power of vulva" event in the Pandora gallery, 21:00 (not naked). ra.co/events/2183310

I love playing at the symphonic mob. Playing in this giant spontaneous orchestra and choir, where I can play prima vista, fake 46% of the notes without triggering my imposter syndrome, play and sing a the same time and get another chance to play some of my favourite pieces, like Mahler 2.

On the 6th of July, I play with Reasonance in Potsdam, St. Peter and Paul Church, 16:00 www.instagram.com/p/DKpHucyIJ-p/

For those interested: I will be playing with the symphonic mob this Saturday the 14th, 15:30 at the Mall of Berlin, entrance is free. On the 27th of June I play with my symphony orchestra, the KSO in the Französischer Dom, 19:00 www.collegium-musicum-berlin.de/konzerte/202...

A friend told me she uses ChatGPT for cooking. What could possibly go wrong... "1 kg of butter... 50 grams of flour... 3 eggs.. and 10 grammes of nanobots..."

The theory: I will install neovim as a texteditor on my phone, so I will have a portable dsitraction free writing environment using a bluetooth keyboard, I will write my memoires which will be a huge bestseller. The reality: debugging termux, neovim, lazyvim, lua, and mason errors...

Let me check, I must have a prepared piano somewhere.

I want a woke pope. A wope.

I'm an optimist. But a lazy optimist.

Oh noes. I got a mechanical keyboard and I'm tweaking nvim. This is my second midlife crisis.

Ah Saint Licorice, patron saint of the acquired tasts. I am a bit of an acquired taste myself, like licorice and durian...