Y’all should say nice things about me while I’m stuck at work for the next few hours so I can read nice things when I get back ^^

Don't make me a liar

"F***, I love this fat-a**ed puppy girl so f***ing much." - Strain42 (2026)

Ya know what I just realized? I love Aura as much as I do because it's basically the Persona equivalent of one of the Toon monsters from Yu-Gi-Oh

I have never had to bleep a video as much as I will this one...

STOP DELIVERING MY PACKAGES ON SATURDAY! I'M NOT HOME!!! I know it's not your fault, but like...fuck, seriously, why does everything seem to show up the ONE day I'm not here for it?

God, I needed tonight! Just some drinks, good food, fun company! This was great!

Now that the year is already 1/4th of the way over, I have to ask... Who are some of the top video game waifus of 2026 so far? I'll admit I haven't really played all that much this year.

Kind of a dick move for my work calendar to specifically label Easter Monday but not actually give us that day off. Like why even bother labeling it then?

Pixie #SMT

The Persona 5 jeans stay on during sex

I need you all to understand how much this makes me stupid laugh. I adore this joke

It's a fun coincidence that the very first Final Fantasy game I ever played is objectively the best one. I think that really goes to show just how smart I am, how good my judgment is, and how great I am at sex, as are all people who know FFIX is the best one.

For the record, I also like video games and aquariums!

They didn't even bother saying WHICH order this letter is referring to. Is the implication that I should just assume ALL my orders are being delayed? I have like three open LRG orders right now. This doesn't narrow it down much.

This mistake in the official Persona 4 strategy guide still makes me laugh so much. We stan Uncle Ai in this house

Well, I certainly hope so, Google, otherwise you look like a huge jackass right now!

My shy old ass when women say something nice to me:

Local woman went for a walk #persona3 #yukaritakeba

Imagine licking government boots when you could just find a nice dominatrix who respects your safeword and lick their boots instead

Yes, Mommy. Mommy, yes. I will do everything Mommy asks of me. Need me to go buy you some cigarettes, Mommy? Please tell me I'm a good boy, Mommy 😳

I've just accepted that I'm at the point in my mid-30s where yeah, making spreadsheets helps me organize my stuff, okay?

【BE KIND, REWIND】 Check out the Opening Movie for Kumitantei: Old-School Slaughter below! ⤵️

I don’t know how to describe it, but have you ever noticed that these two have the same accent?

I’M LISTENING!!! 👀

More Flambabe and Watergirl brainrot #dispatch

What's a food combo that you like...rigidly adhere to? Like if you're having X, you pretty much HAVE to have Y Like I love pizza, but I enjoy it so much more if I have some type of cola, usually Pepsi.

Bless the dumb customers I get at work "The artwork on this CD I want is kinda crumpled" Why yes, yes it is "Can you get me a non-crumpled one?" Well, given that we sell Used stuff and we don't seem to HAVE a non-crumpled one...No?

They're up there, but I think my winner is actually Team Yell followed closely by Team Skull

Ranking the Evil Pokemon Teams by How Hot the Female Grunts Are!

I have such a crush on this dad 😳 @tanitakuma.bsky.social

WHOOOOO!!! Got my tax return!

When Adventures of Elliot was first announced I was like "Oh okay, cool, it's like the HD-2D equivalent of a Series of Mana game" Turns out an actual Series of Mana character will show up in the game if you have saved data from Trials of Mana

Domina on the beach🩵

It has come to my attention that some of you see me as a meanie-bo-beanie when it comes to Persona 4, so let's do this. For every Like this post gets, I will say something nice about Persona 4 that I love and appreciate about it. Until I run out of things, get bored, or forget.

average suda51 game be like

When half human/half animal creatures like mermaids, centaurs, or lamia have super chubby human tummies that hang out over their animal bodies 🙏

Yeah, sex is cool, but have your beloved friends ever sent you artwork or videos out of the blue because they saw it and thought of you? 🥰

In case you missed it yesterday, I did another entry in my Myths for Megami Tensei series, but with the fun April Fool's Day twist of focusing purely on creatures from the best realm of mythology there is...cult flash animation from the early 2000s! youtu.be/IjzLDJSgci0?...

Izuna: Legend of the Unemployed Ninja (from 2023)

THAT'S SO SOON!!! 😱

HOLY SHIT, FIRST PULL! I’m NEVER this lucky with gacha rates!

I will never forget the moment in China when I told a co-worker my favorite flowers were Chrysanthemums and showed them to him and his first reaction was “Oh yeah, we call those Butthole Flowers and people use them to make Butthole Tea”

Few things hurt more than realizing that someone was just using you and taking advantage of your kindness. Fuckin' people, man.

Wait...Capcom seriously just dropped Breath of Fire IV on Steam on April Fool's Day? Like this genuinely isn't a gag? store.steampowered.com/app/4249150/...

drew a unicorn girl. her name's aquarelle. hope ya'll have a good month.

This is still my favorite Shantae moment in the entire series. I dunno why this makes me giggle so much.

Sae as a Maid! She's having a blast

This has actually been a really disappointing April Fool's Day for me. Like I haven't stumbled upon anything that I see and am like "Oh wow, I actually wish that was real!" I guess in the age of disappointments and misinformation, this holiday has lost a lot of its sizzle.

Just another day at SDN 🎧 Community art by Adam Fay.