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I know you don’t care, but I want you to know.
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Proceeds to just be my normal (weird) self
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11 months ago
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Have any of the Adam’s Family reboots or the Wednesday show used the White Stripes’ - “The Hardest Button to Button” in them? So many White Stripes songs are just sitting there for the right horror film.
10 days ago
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For the documentary about the destruction of our fragile for profit health care system may I suggest The White Stripes - “Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine” for the intro montage.
10 days ago
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After a late night trip to the hardware store I fixed the drain for under $10. Some days you gotta find a win where ever you can.
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10 days ago
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Actively here in my second life trying to fix a drain. Ugh I didn’t sign up for this.
10 days ago
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When life is stressful going to the dentist is seen as relaxing.
10 days ago
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Sometimes people in the internet say “we.” I do not for the life of me know what this “we” business is about, but please don’t include me.
11 days ago
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Was this written by AI? Who goes out of their way to do this research?
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18 days ago
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Silence is an option for some people.
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22 days ago
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I don’t think I’m in the stages of grief. I just go from being sad to angry and then back to sad and then back to angry. I know I don’t control the state of the world or have any great influence on it. But I don’t accept the hatred that fills it or the on going collapse of it either.
23 days ago
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Currently so fucking sad, but probably moving to the next stage soon enough.
24 days ago
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I’m founding a new start up where we will lead on rapid development of Organic AI. You might be using organic AI and you might not even know it.
24 days ago
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Not to jinx it, but it seems like that stock market will go up no matter our reality simply because we want it to go up.
29 days ago
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Every time I fold laundry I think why isn’t AI doing this. That is all.
29 days ago
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I’m okay once I’m out in the world. But before getting out of the house I think, man I’m only going to bum people out.
29 days ago
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I haven’t been listening to music and feel like maybe the absence of music is really making things feel dark.
29 days ago
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I once almost died eating a veggie sushi roll. Thank god I didn’t cause that’s all people would have talked about. “He died eating sushi? I thought he was vegan.” “No, it was a veggie roll” “Well that’s not even sushi, so what are we even talking about”
about 1 month ago
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Honestly, if I found Parts Unknown on HDDVD you’d probably never see me again.
about 1 month ago
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They all laughed at me when I invested in used HDDVDs. Now you are canceling subscriptions. Who’s laughing now? Hahaha
about 1 month ago
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Yall no one is making you write op-eds. You don’t have to write one about every major event. We are good.
about 1 month ago
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I can’t fucking explain it but I really have an urge to buy a coca-cola vending machine. I dunno yall.
about 1 month ago
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Working on a bit that involves a person insisting to their friends that everybody does this one random absurd thing that no one does.
about 1 month ago
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I don’t think I am in a place to have push notifications coming from Etsy along side news push notifications.
about 1 month ago
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Listening to music while interpreting song lyrics on a Friday night not a normal activity? Or was I that uncool in High school?
about 2 months ago
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Wait these only sell a four door Hyundai Accent now? Let’s just spit in the face of god why don’t we.
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about 2 months ago
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My hottest take is that we’ve learned absolutely nothing.
about 2 months ago
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Is it even possible to buy a two-door coup? Do they even make hatchbacks or do you have to get a truck?
about 2 months ago
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New segment here on Bluesky “Misheard Song Lyrics” - brought to you by no one. Ep 1: “these are the saddest times, baby”
youtu.be/ubq0CzetGOM
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https://youtu.be/ubq0CzetGOM
about 2 months ago
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The English language needs a word besides “opportunity” to describe the time when we can do something different in response to a tragedy. Opportunity sounds so gleeful and cheery to be appropriate.
about 2 months ago
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Y’all ever just go into a loop of singing Space Jam lyrics? No? Yea me neither.
about 2 months ago
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“Be a little smarti”
about 2 months ago
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My funeral will be the first to have bouncers. Anyone saying shit about how I was always smiling is getting the boot.
about 2 months ago
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Ooof I need to mute a bunch of words related to college football and football on this platform too.
about 2 months ago
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It’s too beautiful outside for my current mood. I need clouds or the sun to be blocked out.
about 2 months ago
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I got a push notification for this article. What on Earth? Is this new to people? Has this not been true since this guy rode down a golden fucking escalator? I’m losing my goddamn mind.
2 months ago
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Here’s a task I don’t want to do. It’s called folding and putting away laundry. Is there any cutting edge technology that can do that?
2 months ago
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I need a soundboard that is just the opening guitar riff to the Limp Bizkit hit single “Break Stuff.”
2 months ago
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Do the kids still call each other “Brosef Gordon Levitt?” Asking for a close friend.
2 months ago
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Just read an article on Newsweek where the latest trend on TikTok is these Gen Zers bringing back Water Beds.
2 months ago
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“Mostly sad with an occasional break to go into a bit” might be my new tagline.
2 months ago
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I want you all to know that watching you try to maneuver your giant ass cars is painful to watch.
2 months ago
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Queens of the Stone Age’s “You Don’t Think I’m Worth A Dollar, But I Feel Like A Millionaire” could also get the Kingsman treatment in a fight sequence.
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2 months ago
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I don’t think anyone has used Korn’s “Freak on a Leash” in a movie but I feel like another Kingsman movie could pull it off.
2 months ago
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Did BK change up their fries again? Usually I think they are passable fries, but tonight they are on point. What gives?
2 months ago
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Military occupation of DC. I’m going to say we are underacting.
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2 months ago
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The world sucks. I need a new personality. Maybe I’ll just become a person who wears random ass rings.
2 months ago
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Thinking about doing a segment called “are we under or overracting”
2 months ago
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me: “Na I’m good, I don’t eat when I’m stressed” Them: *looks at me* “So you are stressed all time?” Me: “Yea, pretty much”
2 months ago
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Is there a Bob Lee Rd? Have they tried to get away with that one?
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2 months ago
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There’s a certain thing everyone loves that I don’t really care for all that much. I really have to hold myself back when someone else says they don’t like that thing, cause I’m certain it’s a trap.
2 months ago
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I’m always annoyingly amused by the highway names in Virginia. “Take a right on Jeff Davis Hwy” Smdh. Nice try racists.
2 months ago
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