Sol's Orev. The unclean. The carrion scavenger. #WarframeRP

Jorrah suppressed a laugh as he explained to his fellows about how the Orokin Elite were a special type of awful. Oh, if they only knew. The Yuvans? Those were the tame side. But no one was ready to hear it. The empire deserved to fall, well before it actually did. Even he agreed.

No, seriously, I'm not active here as much.

-"The future rocks." >"No, kiddo. You can't get a meal made from real meat for cheap. The future sucks more than you can imagine."

How many loops had he watched the year of 1999 for? Years had past, though the time had been infinecimal in the modern origin system. He had decided to grow out his hair, let his beard come in. Dye it all a darker shade. He lamented on those previous lives he had once lived, those he had once loved.

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I can't hear you, dear Odysseus.

Nobody ever does. Thats the neat part.

Oh what a rudimentary lock we have here. It'd be a shame if someone were a telekinetic lockpicking master.

Because it's come up recently, a reminder that the Y2K bug wasn't overhyped. It was a huge problem and an huge number of people worked fast and hard and fixed it. Like the ozone hole. It's not a lesson in overhype. It's a lesson in humankind's ability to cooperatively solve problems.

This year, in the year of 2000, I will show quarter to my enemi- I can't even keep a straight face.

He took a breath, closed his eyes, and pushed away from his bench. His Vectis had turned into a nightmare. Fabrication of parts, the sheer amount of kuva poured into his project, had him on edge. He refused to use inferior materials in its construction.

Once she's done with it, the pillow and sheets will be next to get eaten. Ask me how I know.

//Micro rant I don't personally see the Quincy comparisons beyond "haha cocky asshole good with rifle." Specialty wise sure, but as a personality, he's a more assholish Amir. Man's a nerd. What do you think he's doing while repairing equipment? Pic related.

"We wish you a merry christmas."

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The putrid fish under your pillow was meant for you but Kalymos might want it.

Hellfire Hellfire Take my soul

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Albricht didn't think any of this through.

Ah yes, operation desert storm, famous for the use of the Jade Light.

Don't assume I'm patronizing you.

Then we're in agreement. Good.

Good. Use them.

He has plenty of other bars. The loss of one wouldn't hurt him in the least.

SKINNYDIPPING IT IS

As much as he likes playing the hero, I don't think so. Not his play.

You wanted the reactor to go past chernobyl, full kaboom. We don't NEED them alive. There are multiple strings down the wall of lohk, more than one way to skin a kavat. Take away their personhood and they can't operate independently, yes. But that's NOT what I said.

//oh yeah no he is casual asshole.

Hand them the keys to one of the most destructive machines ever made. Don't teach them how to operate it. Our future is in your hands, and I'm seeing butterfingers as you fumble that american football. John Elway would have a stroke at that play.

Oh I'm not touching that water.

U n t i l r e c e n t l y Have hearing aids been invented yet?

On one hand, the vibroblade has hands. On the other, what shit frequency did you tune their personal void shields to? A Corpus crewman is tougher.

I've BEEN silent, unless IT has been causing hallucinations again. Take your meds, old man.

That's my job.

It's not about what you want, oh Orokin. It's about what you get. A ship full of screaming mad brats. A war with your own creations. A God who, frankly, shouldn't be considered indifferent so much as actively malevolent as of late. You would do well with a little company.

Jorrah's tongue clicked as he retrieved one of the many ayatan sculptures left in inconspicuous locales across Hölvania. "They wouldn't care because I have a gun" ran through his head as he contemplated dropping the mother of all zip-bombs on those across the pond.

He has hair on his head. He isn't completely bald at least.

I've seen worse in evacuating executors during the war. Nothing truly phases me anymore.

You think Scaldra cares? I'll bet the Americans would looooove to get their hands on you. Imagine what the CIA could do with Kalymos' ability to consume technocyte.