clover pit is doing very wonderful things to my neurochemistry

it's difficult to describe the sheer excitement around halo 3's release. i don't think any game launch has ever come close to the frenzy halo 3 drove people into

they're announcing the demake for bloodborne today. it's going to be on the PS2 now

guy who shows up for the sex cult but it's actually the doomsday cult

guy who goes to the john wick hotel but he's just a regular tourist

doing my annual watch of pacific rim. a cool movie where everything is named by a 5 year old which sadly never got a sequel

call them christopher nolan the way they dun kirk. that's it that's all i've got

get your charlie kirk posts in for double engagement XP

hello dragons, the product i'd like to show you today is a gun, it's just a gun. i'm looking for five hundred thousand pounds in investment, in exchange for not blowing your heads smoove off your shoulders

at the casino, call me leonardo dicaprio the way i keep hitting on 20

guy who thinks the phone number is 911 because of 9/11

bill clinton on SSRIs like: i did not have sexual relations

it's a pleasure to be here tonight in the terror maze

justice for alien earths precious babygirl

what did tron do to deserve jared leto or mr beast. why are you doing this to tron

everyone mash refresh on steam, we can keep the servers down and delay silksong one last time

i really don't want to. but if called upon, i'll be the first chill white boy president. even if i'm scared, i'll do this for america

Ramesses the Great, so called because he gapped the nile and collected the secret tape

its squish tag sunday, tag someone you want crushed into a fine paste

playlist is seeing a lot of mileage today

diversity win! you're a disgusting little freak <3

historians uncovered a new language but i already used it to write last weeks shopping list

a controversial opinion i have is that the proliferation and increasingly accessible nature of gifs has made people deeply unfunny. its lego humour, a way to communicate while saying absolutely nothing

bat carved from the wood they crucified jesus on. drove a nail through it so the ball feels what he felt before i send it to meet god

stated too long at the moon, now half the wolves in the state know my address

i play my stinking dirty pig card face up and end my fucking turn

scraping my knee in paris call that a labubu

absolutely gone off that Miasma. faded as fuck on a strange and sinister mist

circus funeral with 20 clowns in 1 coffin

wednesday is a cool show but i'll never forget the episode in season 1 where morticia tells a black guy, with zero irony, that he'll never understand what it means to be an outcast. it's burned into my memory and is the single most tim burton dialogue to ever be spoken

putting "wplaces first serial killer" on my resume

jigsaw but he's having a low energy day so you just have to solve the daily wordle or a gun shoots you

the woke mob have painted a tunnel onto the face of a cliff and invited me to drive through it

gen z football coach who makes the kids run self-deletes

i structure my posts as if i am talking to a hypothetical girlfriend. this increases my affinity with GIRLS and delays the SADNESS

peacock at holland park

always hated this area of the runescape map. fucked up strip with negative aura. rancid vibes running thru here. who drinks in that pub, absolutely no one

i like to think at this point if world peace was declared and humanity united under one banner, the only argument left would be which deltarune character goes on our flag

there's 3 berdleys near my house on wplace so i'm going to start doing snowgrave vandalism on them

freedom leitmotif plays as i begin another evening of piercing lime bike tires

i took your girl here and showed her a dewlicious time

deploying countermeasures probably feels so damn good to do. aerial combat equivalent of saying nuh uh

call me old fashioned but i just think domestic terrorism should be between a man and a woman

i've come up with a really great new password. i can't say much more about it you'll just have to trust me, it's really good

CLANKERTRON has determined you are not old enough to listen to NWA - Fuck the Police. Please enjoy the radio edit while a SMART MISSILE is directed towards your current location.

i've said it before but we made a huge mistake shaming the reddit atheists into obscurity. they were the canaries in the coal mine

i'm at the heat death of the universe telling the void to run it back. fire off big bang 2 bitch i need to perfect my run

first coke zero of the day hitting like the opening 9 seconds of rock dj by robbie williams

joining a gang but for the camaraderie

it's a month away from MGSV being 10 years old, a truly horrifying notion