JOI rogan be like 'okay jamie pull that up, then pull it back down again'

hey chocolate manufacturers i don't think you're using nearly enough palm oil right now. i think what your chocolate could use is even more delicious palm oil

my cousins son got some beyblades for christmas and they're absolutely pathetic now. tiny plastic imitations not fit for even the rats. made me want to get my monsters out, you ripped a beyblade in my day, you gambled your fingers on it

i'm in your gaf filling up big bottles of popcorn right to the brim

my beautiful wife, whom i love, just tapped out to my incredible submission hold. i've just won the world heavyweight championship from my lovely wife

powerbombing my fucking wife right through the altar and breaking her spine. calling the ref to count out my wonderful wife

its the steam winter sale which means OUTER WILDS is 40% off. everyone should play the incredible video game OUTER WILDS

i wrote ffvii_blazed over the course of a few weeks while i was incredibly bored and miserable at my council office job. back during a time when twitter was fun and people were doing interesting things w their accounts x.com/ffvii_blazed

2026, we're being back roflcopter, we're bringing back smexy, we're getting rid of gooning and bringing fapping back. 2026, we're bringing back falling in love

we are charlie werk we carry the slay

don't joke about soylent my reddit uncle died doing that shit

what even are the "halcyon" days, shut up

at the supermarket ramming people with my cart, just completely mowing them the fuck down

straight up "watchin it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justy say. My pluribus

every wake up dead man character: ah yes, the Harlot Whore, the bane of our existence, the woman whom we hate, who drives our mission. the harlot whore in question:

happy to announce that the online release of wake up dead man has received a 30 minute standing ovation in my bedroom

toshihiro nagosh might be one of the biggest haters on the planet. gang of dragon is such a devious lick

up next on the game awards: geoff, miss piggy, and full frontal nudity. you'll see it go in

the three heroes...the hero of LIGHT, the hero of TIME, and the hero of MILK

grinch character that takes full advantage of whovilles stand your ground laws

CLERIC KILLER MIKE: i'm the barbarian bishop/breaking necks in chain and blessing/holy symbol swingin' like a warhammer confessing MAGE EL-P: i'm the wizard in the corner with the long-form threat/casting counterpell verses make your whole squad reset

i have a beautiful woman in my life, her name is Battery Low and she speaks to me every night in my headphones

wake up dead man was such a brilliantly human movie. a deeply earnest look on the nature of faith, and the act of giving grace, even when it's hard, even when people don't deserve it. easily the best of the knives trilogy so far

more like yuribus, right? because of Lesbian

discord CHECKPOINT: you said 308 SLURS you EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATED 27 e-girls, wow! you spent 460 dollars in the SHOP you were BANNED from 7 minecraft servers

trimp my ride, throw my ride at a 45 degree surface in any source engine game and watch it launch into fucking space

youtube poop my ride. xhibit with the dinner blaster

i get an immense joy from watching outer wilds supercuts. seeing people have the "oh...i get it" moment, is something i can live vicariously through a hundred times

i'm always checking out steammaps/common, great place to be

we've assembled all the dragonballs... we're summoning SHENRON folks, shenrons coming... it's going to be the greatest... wish for america. and frieza, freaky frieza i call him, we're putting tariffs on him, the whole planet trade organisation...

they're putting rocks in all kinds of places these days

isn't she scary - stevie horror

posting reviews to letterboxd is a very male-coded activity that i am guilty of letterboxd.com/goblinmaestro/

i was driving alongside the white bronco during the car chase screaming "juice, this isn't you"

life is a driveway, i'm gonna park it all night long

a friend keeps pinning out of context things i say in an effort to make me look like a complete maniac, which i am

switching up on my ubereats driver

ubereats to my secret labyrinth

how did you penetrate my double-strength protective circle...

for real, i will always find a way with or without my Etsy witch

most scientific institutions fold the moment you bring up escaped mutants

inside every white boy is a shaggy impression, yearning for release

sometimes i think about jobu tupaki's entrance in everything, everywhere all at once and it all seems okay

paranoid conspiracy theorist 80s new wave group called the stalking feds

hades 2 is undeniably incredible, but i found myself enjoying it less than the first one. i guess i didn't really vibe with the 'cast/hold to power up attacks systems.' hades 1 was at its best when i could focus on ducking & weaving between mobs while lining up flank/back attacks

they always ask me why i do it. it's because i have a jubilant soul, and Mental Disorders

Indiana Jones and the 24 Karat Gold Labubu

to thine own self be so fr

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