The traitor Has the best Patriot costume Anonymous Japanese proverb

Perhaps President Dumbass should start thinking of Virginia, Utah, and North Carolina as “war zones.” People are dying. Send troops.

So, it clear that now justice is really just a game.

It’s funny how much it pleases me that Kimmel’s back on even though I’ve never watched his show, not even once. Crazy times.

Sometimes I just can’t help but feel the bad guys are winning.

Butch and Sundance at it again!

So, yeah, I hated Charlie Kirk, but in his death I will not let him take my humanity away from me. He was a person, and to act like it’s a great thing he was shot and killed is to lose a little bit more of myself to these dark times we live in, to lose a little more dignity. Your mileage may vary.

It’s the ghost of Christmas Past!

Stuporman!

The republicans in congress are just doing to American children what Trump has been doing to them for decades.

“For there is no folly of the beasts of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men.” Herman Melville. Moby Dick

The legislative vultureism sets them flying in circles in hope of picking the flesh and bones of the vulnerable, starting with the fresh meat just after the kill. They will not be satisfied until all that is left are the skeletons of the poor and the marginalized. If only they would eat each other.

My “Abolish Ice” hat arrived today, adding to my “Hats to Piss Off Redneck Hoosiers” collection!

I guess President Shit-for-Brains didn’t realize about the Russian and North Korean military parades is that they are well-attended on pain of death, not out of some love for fearless leader. [insert tiny penis joke here].

Lee Greenwood’s personal hell will be to have to sing “God Bless the USA” over and over again non-stop while watching Trump stroke his tiny mushroom and viewing films of people of color being sworn in as new citizens on a loop. Did I mention he would also be shitting American flags non-stop?

Conservative Christians say they don’t care about pronouns—call god “her” and watch how fast they care.

Looking at all those national guard and marines in LA and military equipment in DC, I couldn’t quit thinking about Bob Dylan’s line “…but they got lots of forks ‘n knives. And they got to cut somethin’.”

I guess Trump supporters will show them by not sending their kids to Harvard.

On the lighter side of the news, redneck duck dynasty and poor man’s ZZ-Top tribute act (seen here hating Jews) died today of what we can only assume was gravy around the heart and a classic case of gonorrhea that he first contracted from a cousin. He will not be missed and his “work” forgotten.

“…in the wink of a young girl’s eye…”

Indiana Gov. Braun, seen here taking insurance from a senior, is controlling our university; low enrolled majors being cut, an attack on humanities, firm control of the trustees, some how made faculty senate “advisory,” slashing funding, all in our decline into becoming FL. Fuck him.

I can’t get a Covid vaccine if I want one? Apparently, his voice isn’t the only thing cracked.

Even a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away they knew the deal.

I think I have broken my personal record of saying “Okay, that’s just fucking stupid” over the past 100 days or so.

I’m an older, mature man, but sometimes that 12 year old rears his head and says “Boss! I have to have that book mark!” And I buy it, and then he leaves me alone until the next thing comes along.

Always interesting to watch Christians nail themselves on a cross.

T.S. Eliot once wrote “April is the cruelest month.” May: “Hold my beer.”

So, Shumerman, springs into action, using his superhuman strength, he creates a strong letter with eight strong questions! This will set things aright.

How long before Republicans and Rachel Morin’s mom dig her lifeless body up and parade the corpse around town halls and press conferences? Will the body last long enough for the next CPAC?

And the whores he rode in on.

One of Trump’s “accomplishments is he moved us from Brave New World to 1984. Huxley creates a world where people are mollified and manipulated by having luxury, pleasure, and entertainment, whereas Orwell’s dystopia does the exact opposite.

For those of us who still identify with the monster.

This stupid alpha male is ill-informed. In some wolf packs, the alpha is a male/ female pair, and most alphas gain that position by coalitions. They also have a duty to protect and serve their pack. It’s not just being the most powerful. And this is why no one wants to fuck you alpha males. No one

My Governor, dickhead Mike Braun, seen below watching an Indiana family being evicted, must be tired of hearing from me. My contact forms no longer can be submitted. It just spins ands spins, not unlike our idiot governor. President dickhead not included.

Who knew that when the deep state finally got here it would be so shallow?

It’s easier to ask for god’s forgiveness than another human being’s.

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Because, in America, the greatest crimes are crimes against money.

I was beginning to feel like every day a little piece of me was dying, but I finally found a secret weapon: watching compilation videos of soldiers’ surprise homecomings. They’re moments of love, of pure joy, and humanity. Even big burly men. I often cry and a little bit of light switches back on.

Conservatives making ridiculous budget demands, as if they are in any position to do so. Public Enemy knew exactly what the deal was all the way back in 1991.

I don’t know why I never realized before that the word “vile” is right there in the middle of “privilege.” Language!

Things I would rather do than hear Trump’s speech: Have my gums scraped Watch Marsha Blackburn sing “I Touch Myself.” Eat potato chips and chew gum at the same time Extended Warranty Step into water with my socks on Purchase “101 Bagpipe Songs!” Album Move into a port-a-potty at the park Coronary

When it gets to be too much I go to my happy place: It’s 1984 and I’m dancing in the gym to Oingo Boingo with Molly Ringwald.

Saw this at work today and thought “Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.”

Even the Robber Barons, who were a blight on this country, felt sufficiently guilty enough to build libraries, hospitals, and schools. Now they go to space, own yachts the size of Delaware, and purchase politicians. Bring back trustbusters!

Vlad Elon Tepes the Impaler sinks his teeth into children, sucking out cancer research, education, and other life-giving services until he drops their dried husks to the floor. His army of Renfields raid federal villages, so he can deeply drink the blood of the vulnerable and drain the whole world.

Because why the fuck Knott?

President The Whore of Babylon will inflate his vaginal neck to attract a mate, signaling that he is ready for the Put-in. The male of the species pushes his competitors out of windows. Engorged with the blood of the poor, he sees the president presenting-rearward, and the circle of death continues.