“She had not a thought in her head that was not a slogan, and there was no imbecility, absolutely none, that she was not capable of swallowing if the party handed it out to her.” George Orwell, 1984

Things I would rather do than watch Melania: Roll naked on broken glass Stuck in an elevator with Jehovah Witness Beehive in my underwear Listen to Nicki Minaj Beets! Splinters under my nails Hang with Jesse Watters See MAGA people naked Nickleback Tiny Desk Cream corn through a straw Shingles!

To the good people of Minneapolis: you amaze and inspire me every day.

Sorry Bovino, but all this cosplaying of tough guy soldier won’t make that dick any bigger. Not a whit.

The Trump Administration will release The Rockford Files, The X-Files, The Dresden Files, Cold Case Files, The Odessa File,The Ipcress File, The Naked Gun ( From the Files of Police Squad!), The Jeffrey Dahmer Files, The Private Files of J. Edgar Hoover, Forensic Files, but no Epstein Files.

I think this film was far superior to any other film that was released this past year.

I’m guessing Mike Johnson and his son are thankful that Heated Rivalry isn’t on their porn-monitoring app.

Had to put my sweet boy to sleep today. I am brokenhearted but feel like I was lucky to know him for 13 years. Goodnight Humphrey. I will never forget you—good boy.

Trump’s dementia has gotten so bad that aides kept having to say “Mr. President. It’s not Venice. It’s Venezuela. Venice is in Italy, sir.” To which his response every single time was “Can we get Italian? I love Italian! Meatballs. Funny word, meeeettttbaallllllsssss. Meatballs!”

I love when some anonymous person comes on here and demands that Trump resign immediately. Tump hater here, but I always think “Ok ChunkyLover69. I’m sure President Dipshit is going to read this and think ‘You know, Chunk is right. I’m a horrible president and person. I should resign.’”

During this holiday season, it is my hope that people will remember the true meaning of Christmas: the all important fourth quarter shopping in which retailers earn at least 19% of their annual sales. Baby Jesus would have wanted you to purchase as much as possible. God bless!

I bet I know who’s dreaming of a WHITE Christmas!

“I’m beginning to think that Donald Trump is a bad egg!”

“All wars are boyish, and are fought by boys.” Herman Melville, “The March Into Virginia.” 1861

I don’t care what Bonnie Tyler says: you cannot be “a little terrified.” I will die on this hill.

As a rule, I don’t read anyone who uses three exclamation points!!!

We’ve lost the Art in this age of vulgar utilitarianism, of rampant capitalism, setting us against each other in the name of rugged individualism. We’ve lost the poetry, stressing how to live without asking why. Poetry is not a thing. It’s a place, communication. An unused resource in America.

The traitor Has the best Patriot costume Anonymous Japanese proverb

Perhaps President Dumbass should start thinking of Virginia, Utah, and North Carolina as “war zones.” People are dying. Send troops.

Sometimes I just can’t help but feel the bad guys are winning.

Butch and Sundance at it again!

So, yeah, I hated Charlie Kirk, but in his death I will not let him take my humanity away from me. He was a person, and to act like it’s a great thing he was shot and killed is to lose a little bit more of myself to these dark times we live in, to lose a little more dignity. Your mileage may vary.

It’s the ghost of Christmas Past!

Stuporman!

The republicans in congress are just doing to American children what Trump has been doing to them for decades.

“For there is no folly of the beasts of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men.” Herman Melville. Moby Dick

The legislative vultureism sets them flying in circles in hope of picking the flesh and bones of the vulnerable, starting with the fresh meat just after the kill. They will not be satisfied until all that is left are the skeletons of the poor and the marginalized. If only they would eat each other.

My “Abolish Ice” hat arrived today, adding to my “Hats to Piss Off Redneck Hoosiers” collection!

I guess President Shit-for-Brains didn’t realize about the Russian and North Korean military parades is that they are well-attended on pain of death, not out of some love for fearless leader. [insert tiny penis joke here].

Lee Greenwood’s personal hell will be to have to sing “God Bless the USA” over and over again non-stop while watching Trump stroke his tiny mushroom and viewing films of people of color being sworn in as new citizens on a loop. Did I mention he would also be shitting American flags non-stop?

Conservative Christians say they don’t care about pronouns—call god “her” and watch how fast they care.

Looking at all those national guard and marines in LA and military equipment in DC, I couldn’t quit thinking about Bob Dylan’s line “…but they got lots of forks ‘n knives. And they got to cut somethin’.”

I guess Trump supporters will show them by not sending their kids to Harvard.

On the lighter side of the news, redneck duck dynasty and poor man’s ZZ-Top tribute act (seen here hating Jews) died today of what we can only assume was gravy around the heart and a classic case of gonorrhea that he first contracted from a cousin. He will not be missed and his “work” forgotten.

“…in the wink of a young girl’s eye…”

Indiana Gov. Braun, seen here taking insurance from a senior, is controlling our university; low enrolled majors being cut, an attack on humanities, firm control of the trustees, some how made faculty senate “advisory,” slashing funding, all in our decline into becoming FL. Fuck him.

I can’t get a Covid vaccine if I want one? Apparently, his voice isn’t the only thing cracked.

Even a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away they knew the deal.

I think I have broken my personal record of saying “Okay, that’s just fucking stupid” over the past 100 days or so.

I’m an older, mature man, but sometimes that 12 year old rears his head and says “Boss! I have to have that book mark!” And I buy it, and then he leaves me alone until the next thing comes along.

Always interesting to watch Christians nail themselves on a cross.

T.S. Eliot once wrote “April is the cruelest month.” May: “Hold my beer.”

So, Shumerman, springs into action, using his superhuman strength, he creates a strong letter with eight strong questions! This will set things aright.

How long before Republicans and Rachel Morin’s mom dig her lifeless body up and parade the corpse around town halls and press conferences? Will the body last long enough for the next CPAC?

And the whores he rode in on.

One of Trump’s “accomplishments is he moved us from Brave New World to 1984. Huxley creates a world where people are mollified and manipulated by having luxury, pleasure, and entertainment, whereas Orwell’s dystopia does the exact opposite.

For those of us who still identify with the monster.

This stupid alpha male is ill-informed. In some wolf packs, the alpha is a male/ female pair, and most alphas gain that position by coalitions. They also have a duty to protect and serve their pack. It’s not just being the most powerful. And this is why no one wants to fuck you alpha males. No one

My Governor, dickhead Mike Braun, seen below watching an Indiana family being evicted, must be tired of hearing from me. My contact forms no longer can be submitted. It just spins ands spins, not unlike our idiot governor. President dickhead not included.