I no longer believe it’s possible to easily discern desperate fools from desperate liars. I no longer know that it matters.

The number of people who no longer deserve a shred of respect is staggering.

Raise your hand if you’re going to have to choose between healthcare, housing and food next month. 🤚

Evil people take evil actions. Good people take credit for pointing at the evil. I never imagined self-serving and cowardice could consume 100s of millions of people.

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass? me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

Thank fuck everyone celebrated at the costume party wake for the USA!

Corrections: ☆I'm not complaining. I'm voicing my disatisfaction in a public forum. ☆I'm not attention farming. Everyone posts on social media in hope that others see it. ☆I do many things. I just don't humble brag/ virtue signal. ☆I'm not a prick. Toxic positivity is going to get people killed.

It achieved nothing, you ignorant self-congratulatory fools. You are celebrating having a giant block party. You are literally celebrating doing NOTHING OF CONSEQUENCE! When is the next wake with costumes & cardboard?

Mascots don't win the game. Cheerleaders don't win the game. If nobody ever plays the game, everyone loses.

Cowardice isn't a virtue no matter how you dress it up.

Happy National Block Party Day, America.

It's stomach-churning to see all the self-proclaimed 'real talk' braggarts phrasing everything as a question because they're too cowardly to make a statement now. Not everyone is foolish enough to believe your words over your actions. Just FYI, dumplin'.

How much climate change is attributable to idiots buying houses and immediately chopping down all the trees and ripping out all the landscaping because god forbid they might need to trim a shrub every few years? #TreesAreWorthMoreThanYou

Is Amnesty International still a thing?

Prices are too high on everything. I can't even afford to do stuff the hard way anymore. So much for the hydroponic closet coffee farm.

Phrases I never want to see or hear again S/1 Ep/1 : "Let me be clear" "What could go wrong" "Let that sink in" Get a new bit, or STFU. You're not clever. You're not provocative. You're surely af not a wordsmith. Stop hiding behind pretentious repetition.

I’ve liked the scent of Gold Bond Medicated Powder since I worked in a commercial greenhouse at the age of 20. It needs to be a scented candle.

Anyone in SoCal looking for 2 people with horticulture, coding, marketing & art backgrounds to live on their property in exchange for gardening & creative works? Asking for a friend. No really, I need a friend. 🙃😔🙂

Some retro humor from when grammar still mattered. #ladygaga #justinbieber #fanart

Mood

Rest in peace, Dr. Jane Goodall💚

I really do hate what this world has become.

The Princess has thin skin.

Tip for "hustling" real estate agents: 'Sell them the lifestyle, not the house' fake as fuck AI "staging" doesn't work on people who use their actual senses instead of their naive influencer aspirations. Save that bullshit for your IG page, not your actual listings, assholes. #RealEstate

It's my birthday in a few hours, so please be really kind to me in case there really is a rapture on Tuesday, k? #birthday #rapture #kindness #strugglingartist

I'm going to start lying for money. Is it good or bad for future prospects that I said that out loud? I mean, it could be either. Let me know what you think in the comments, and don't forget to like and subscribe! 🤪 #artist

Could everyone just stop fucking lying for just one day?

A red-tailed hawk took a massive dump on my car. It's furry and has feathers in it. 😑

Amen, brother.

Appreciate my weird fucking art, please! You can even buy prints! Crazy, in'it? #art #HumanArt #RealArtist #IntellectualAbsurdism

Fun fact! If you have a receipt, they will still refuse your return.

Music and 'sound design' are integral to all of my art videos. #artist #rhubarb #animation #collage

If anyone ever tells you so-and-so is a "Really nice guy/gal" ask them *why* they think that. It will be because so-and-so told them.

I now have to preamble news/current events updates to my person with "I shit you not; this happened/is happening... so I'm not met with "You're joking? Surely you're joking?" #UnFuckingBelievableForTheSane

Zero people in the United States are smart enough or brave enough to meet this moment.

Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,

All of the responsibility; none of the authority.

"Japan" has officially entered 'Canadian girlfriend' territory.

I can get furious about how many people narrate the painfully obvious and/or repeat the 'clever thought' that a metric butt tonne of others have already posted. Then I remember how many people really are: •Stupid •Sheep •Thieves Then I feel furious for other reasons. 💃🏻

Dad, what kind of sandwich did you toss at ICE during the war?

Apparently, Sphinx cats feel like "ball sack".

Y'all know you put in more effort lying and faking than you would just being truthful and doing the thing, right?

Seriously didn't know that reposting three times over three days was still a thing. Regurgitad content is king! 🙄

You don’t really have ‘life experience’ until you’ve been in a bar or club in the middle of the day with all the lights on.

I would sincerely like to thank the trolls, bots & simple minds that proliferate Bluesky on Fridays. There is nothing on this rapidly deteriorating earth that calms me & regulates my system as effectively as 'people' trying to get a rise out of me. Thanks! May you have the existence you've earned.