FWIW, if you're not afraid of the upcoming elections not going your way, you don't attempt to interfere in them. 🤔

It would be a shame if...

Yeah! Where's my $3,000 check, you fucking maggot?! 😁

I made a new word today. Tonion. We went to a Polish restaurant and ordered some borcht, but it had too much onion. I looked at my friend. "They used a ton of onion in this, didn't they?" And "tonion" was born. 😁😅

Chuck Norris has replaced death. So, now when a person dies, they'll say, "Yeah, Chuck Norris got that one."

Watching "Heavy Metal" and we're 100% convinced "Den of Earth" would have made a fantastic movie on its own.

"My 13-year-old son popped into my office and asked, 'Dad, what's in that bottle you're drinking from?'"

You knew "The Simpsons" was destined for staying power when, on September 20th, 1991, the guest star was Michael Jackson. 😊

If you see this, post an elf.

Dune 1: Baby Spice Dune 2: Sporty Spice Dune 3: Scary Spice

Damn, anyone hear that explosion earlier in #Ohio? Guess it was a meteor. A subtle reminder of who really controls this world. 😅 abcnews.com/US/boom-hear...

I'm picturing them as Republican politicians since they're all mindless zombies at this point anyhow. 😁

I'd like to remind everyone that we were 75 and sunny outside about 36 hours ago. We're now in the midst of a winter storm warning. Fuck you, Ohio. 😜

tRump is now begging for NATO to help him with the Iran War - when just months ago, he was threatening to take the U.S. out of NATO.

If you see "Sinners", you too will want to mow down KKK klansmen with machine-gun fire. I'm not saying you SHOULD. I'm just saying you'll WANT to. And THAT'S why it didn't win Best Film last night, I'm telling you the truth.

Let's just call it what it is.

My gods, I don't know what they're singing about, but just listen to this. "Light of Memories" by Kokia, one of the songs from the #anime Battleship Yamato series. drive.google.com/file/d/1ByLz... Beyond haunting. 🥰🥰🥰

Going bowling. Not back. Avenge death.

I feel bad for the unfortunate people born in the wrong era who couldn't see "CATS" on stage. 😅

We're in a plutocracy. I never realized this, but I think deep down we've always been in one, haven't we? Maybe democracy is just a hoax.🤔

There's one kind of cheat code we can do on planet Earth to make things better, and it actually starts with everyone being better to one another. Governments can rage, steal, and kill all they want, but the power of its people will always be stronger.

I got a pop-up form on my Firefox asking me "Please tell us how to improve Google". I wrote, "I dunno. Blow yourselves up?"

I saw "War of the Worlds". I think i know how this is going to go. 👽

Remember when I said tRump started the war with Iran so that he could lift sanctions on Russian oil distribution so that they could profit handsomely and provide more funds for a stronger military in their war with Ukraine...? Well...

And fixed. $200 plus materials. @scalzi.com kaibosh averted! 😂😂

Fucking hell. I jinxed myself responding to a @scalzi.com post about wind damage. 😝

Without a licensed physician currently. I'm trying hibiscus tea because I read that it is even more effective than Lisinopril for blood pressure. Can anyone confirm it's helping them?

@paultobin.bsky.social how's Heart Acres going? Still hopeful for an April return?

Weren't tariffs already added to it?

Please bring back "Young Justice", @jamesgunn.bsky.social. 🙏

"Last Exit to Springfield" has been considered the greatest "Simpsons" episode of all time and having just watched it again, I can't disagree. Excellent writing, countless Easter eggs/spoofs, and a catchy song, wrapped up in a story of corruption and familial love. It's as good as it gets.

Listening to "Paradise City" by Guns N Roses when a swarm of police cars flew past me, and I thought "fuck yeah." 🥰

It's #InternationalWomensDay! Which might explain the increase in dick pics I'm seeing today. I've never seen so many confident males. 🤪 Screw you guys; it's the ladies' turn to shine. 🥰

When I see how things are going in the country these days, I struggle to ascertain whether or not "The Simpsons" is still satirical.

🎵 Babe, I don't wanna keep on lovin' you, Really the only thing I wanna do, I just wanna sleep, I don't wanna keep on lovin' you, woo, hooo... REO Speedwagon for second-shifters. 😁

I posed as a millionaire to help INTERPOL nab a ring of Nigerian scammers working in Amsterdam. Helped plan the meeting, got the thief to "meet" at the cafe, got the officials there - all by way of the internet. Never had to leave the office and got back my employer's $3 million.

I was visited by the Secret Service in the summer of 2004, after a threat I made against Bush Junior went to the wrong person. Nice enough guys though, didn't arrest me, and helped us find a lost kitten in the house. Poured them coffee. They took a Polaroid or two of me and left.

Okay, whoever came up with tRump's new nickname, Nostra-dumbass, you did good. 😁

If you listen to opening lines of "Sundown" by Gordon Lightfoot and compare them to the opening lines of "Hungry Heart" by Bruce Springsteen, your mind will be blown.

Teaching Destiny COBOL. I don't think she's impressed. 🤪 #Monday

For people not familiar with the U.S. current government, let me explain. When the gov't says something isn't true, it is. When the gov't says something is true, it isn't. When the gov't says something isn't a lie, it is. When the gov't says something is a lie, it isn't. There. Clear things up? 😁

Man, as the cat sits in his chair: "Hey! Get off that! I was here first!" Cat: "Well, according to the Bible, I was actually here first."

Please bring back "Young Justice", @jamesgunn.bsky.social. 🙏

🎵 "Now Frog, from the pond, is a friend of mine, He gets me fat flies for free, With a nod and a croak, He's quick with a joke, But there's a lake where he'd rather be...🎵

I'm not an expert, but I don't think there's any files on Epstein located in Iran.

And before November, please.

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Today's 1980s #music throwback: Let's hear it for Night Ranger! 🥰 youtu.be/NYvJPcp9k4s?...