Still relevant today! Sadly! 😅

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I would have asked him, "Were you really shot at in Butler, Pennsylvania and, if so, why couldn't you have turned your head a little to the left?"

I need to start being a lot more kinder to people - and a lot worse to Trumpers. 🤔 There, got my 2026 resolution. Easy-peasy.

Love how Republicans see a problem with this country and don't fix it, and don't fix it, and don't fix it, and don't fix it, oh wait, mid-terms next year, and fix it temporarily, don't you, folks?

Dude, I'm not paying another dime to a federal department that's trying to erode itself anyway. 😅

I'm really sick of saying, "I'm so glad this year is almost over." Just once, since the last 20 or so years of my life, I'd like to be sad a year is almost over. Hell, maybe the world did end in 1999 and we're all in this crazy purgatory now. We're just too stubborn as a human race to accept it.

45 years ago, just now, we found out John Lennon died during Monday Night Football. 😢

Someone made the suggestion that tRump could order the military to attack citizens. 1.3 million military personnel vs. 84 million gun owners. You know? I like our odds.

Shai's ready for #Christmas!

Oh, what the hell, I'll follow more lawyers who follow me. I might need one soon with all the shit I post. 😁😅

What it's like changing bed sheets with my help!

I keep trying to use the word "bruh" in my texts and the autocorrect keeps making them all "brushes", and this is why I fucking hate A.I.

It's the level of racism that is the sticking point here. You can dislike black people, for example, because it's your right to do so. But you can't stomp on their rights, prevent them from being happy, and try to end their lives. That's the level of racism we need to wipe out worldwide. 💡

And I'm officially done with soccer.

@criticalrole.bsky.social seriously guys, did you have to kill the cat...? 😭😭😭

Sometimes I see the prompt come up that asks, "Are you really a human?" and I just want to answer, "Unfortunately, yes."

Just a reminder:

Whiskey Pete used to work for Fox News. You'd think everyone saw this coming.

Let's make one thing crystal clear: This is Whiskey Pete hurling Mitch under a bus.

It's not just #Monday. It's #FuckingMonday.

Pittsburgh Steelers about to go 6-6. Cincinnati Bengals are 4-8. Cleveland Browns are 3-9. I can remember a time when all three of these teams were the lords of the league. 😞

Please tell me we don't live in a country where Sarah Beckstrom's death doesn't get flags half-staff in Washington D.C., but Charlie Kirk's does...? Because that would be one FUCKED-UP country.

K, now he's just trolling us winter-laden folks, guys. 😅

All the Whos down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch...did not. All the Whys down in Whyville wondered what the Hell was up with the Grinch, dawg.

Watching the Lions and Packers and the salute to John Madden. John Madden was Mr. Football. He was so excited about every game he commentated on. His exuberance and energy rubbed off on us all. He infected you with them so much, it lasted the whole week, until the next game. 🥰

Me: I love BlueSky so much!!! *scrolls* *sees someone's penis laying atop a pecan pie*

A former CIA Afghani goes from Washington to DC to shoot random National Guards at a train station on Thanksgiving Eve? I don't want to think that the government set up a hit in order to strengthen the resolve of the Guard, but damn if that's not what it sounds like. Reichstag. anyone? 🤔

And she never watched "A Charlie Brown #Thanksgiving" again. 😱

I think I'll point out again how disturbing it is to watch Woodstock eating another bird in "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving". 😲

In regards to the year of our lord 2025, please stop saying that we can't make this shit up. It's painfully obvious we can.

Blustery, cold, wet, windy, and icy outside, and I'm still humming "Beautiful Sunday" by Daniel Boone www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwju... WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?! 🤪

The world doesn't know how lucky it is that he's old. Let's just all outlive him so we can line up to piss on his grave. We'll sell tickets and feed the hungry of Earth.

In a world where you can be anything - be cute. 😻

Well, yeah, you have to admit, as Russia's armed forces grow weaker and weaker, every country is going to be clamoring to invade them. Go, Europe. 😁

My cheesecake crust calls for 24 Oreos to be crushed up and I'm like, "But...Oreos!" 😭

😅 Point.

Yup, still relevant. 😁

I'm saying it right now. Let's make nazis an endangered species.

If you're an expatriate, wherever you are, whatever you do, whether you believe it or not... You did good. 😁

42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. It's also the number of starting quarterbacks the Cleveland Browns will have had in tomorrow's game since they re-entered the league in 1999. You wish I was kidding. 😭

A year or so ago, a lot of the world felt really let down, in panic mode, angry. It's a little over a year later, and we still are an angry, depressed and panicking nation, and yet I still feel okay with where the people, on a whole, are. It's the government that sucks, not most of its people. 😃

Yep, it's #Caturday! Shai gives Destiny a bath.🥰

You know things are bad in America when you see this and think, "Wow, I wish we could go back to these days..."😞

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Seriously, what was it like? 🤔