june. I’VE DEALT WITH YOUR ASS LONG ENOUGH I KNOW HOW HE WORKS

* 𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦. * 𝘞𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘵... * 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪 𝘢𝘭 𝘉𝘪𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘢.

not spaghetti? sure it is. my bro’s special recipe.

heya. what’s up, king man?

sorry, bro. i don’t got a butt. ( … ) i think it flaked on me.

( scratching his ass. )

( they finally slow down ... their violent run finally comes to a close ... ... when they look up from catching their breath, sans is beside them again. )

( ... it's his hardest challenge yet. to not fucking laugh. they KEEP passing him. repeatedly. he stands and smiles every time. )

( they get away. ... they keep fucking passing him. )

... what do i want from you?

( looks behind him. looks back. ) … me?

who, me? ( pretends to be innocent. )

( … ) ( … ) ( hey wait. they’re not moving? )

( there is also nothing there. this jackass. )

( alas. there is nothing there. but if you look the proper direction ... )

( ... taps their opposite shoulder. )

( staring off into the distance. ... is he even awake? )

( looming behind )

june. YOU'RE SO FUCKING UGLY

( sans is ... scratching his butt. ) ⋆ i'll figure this junk out for real tomorrow.

⋆ thanks. ⋆ three of a kind. ⋆ you really gave me a hand with that one. ( foolish child. you walked into his trap. )

( whoopee cushion sound effect. ) ⋆ a royal flush.

⋆ wow, bluesky. ⋆ 'cept i don't see a sky. let alone a blue one. ⋆ what a scam.

i'll make a better one later. #utrp | #mvrp