Vegas/Adobe Summit photos

It’s official: I’m a Certified Professional badass*; @adobe.com said so

Off to Vegas to slay the @Adobe Summit FOMO dragon.

EVERY TIME 😎 www.instagram.com/reel/DTOv1gV...

I was?

Why, in the year 2026, is Microsoft Word still like this

The view from above, coming into #CDMX for #MeasureCampMexicoCity

We did it! #MeasureCampDC

Happening NOW at #MeasueeCampDC - standing room only for Jim Giagnomio / #CauzleAnalytics talking #VibeCoding.

SWAG SWAP TABLE IS LIVE #MeasureCampDC

Steve Jobs rising from his grave to destroy whoever allowed this

I’ll add to that: getting mad when you CAN’T find out, so you redouble your efforts because you HAVE to find out.

#MeasureCampChicago was fantastic; #MeasureCampDC has some big shoes to fill!

what the hell, chicago #MeasureCampChicago

#MeasurecampChicago 😴🥱🫩😎

No FOMO this time - looking forward to seeing everyone at #MeasureCampChicago tomorrow. Not looking forward to that 3:45am alarm though 🫨🫩

C’mon AI, can’t you be cool for once

Dislike

It’s a me

Well, looks like the Smithsonian’s fucked. Who’s going to be in charge of the Memory Hole?

This is what the unending war on truth gets you - cowards voting in the middle of the night to actively hurt people around the world and at home. Thinking of my friends at @pbs.org @npr.org and stations around the country.

Coming this fall…. #MeasureCampDC

It’s kind of surprising how much damage you can do to yourself with a zester when you’re not paying attention.

Guilty

Making sure to hit all the Atlanta landmarks while I’m in town

Definitely went down the ChatGPT/“Make me a Muppet” rabbit hole.

I AM ON BOARD WITH THIS PLAN

I am in new bag hell. What works for work (simple, clean design that can hold my lunch) but also travel (ie works as a carryon), isn’t cheap, good weight distribution (serial overpacked and, for biz travel, 2x laptop carrier). Here’s what’s in the current consideration set:

Sure is fun to use the internet

New bio

Wait…is getting into photography the new mid-life crisis marker?

Friday vibes

99 times out of 100, I am a Notion enjoyer. But that 1 time out of 100? It phases your carefully-planned content calendar somewhere outside of the time-space continuum, never be seen again :(

So looking forward to #ExperimentationIsland later this month (2/26 - 2/28). If you're on the fence - have you seen the schedule? experimentationisland.com#schedule The unique mix of keynotes, unconference sessions, and overall expertise promises to be incredibly valuable. See you in GA!

Big news! Happy to announce the launch of ELK Strategies,a new data & analytics consultancy focused on (but. not limited to!) helping non-profit organizations harness the power of their data. www.elkstrategies.co What? Why? Who? That's right - find out more here: www.linkedin.com/posts/joseph...

Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.

Zeroed out for ‘24

There’s a first time for everything! I solved the Sunday 12/22/2024 New York Times Daily Crossword in 49:16! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...

For the late shoppers among us www.etsy.com/listing/1799...

My #NewYearsResolution is to lose at least 40 apps

If you’re not playing this at your holiday party what are you even doing. Also, nobody from Measure Slack Music League steal this! Santa is watching 🎅👀

Finally!

Live Laugh Corporation

I had the pleasure to present about #DataLiteracy to the Test & Learn Community the other week and @tlckelly.bsky.social was kind enough to post it to YouTube! If any of this strikes your fancy & you’d like to chat further, I’m always happy to talk Data Literacy. youtu.be/kiw870B2W9k?...

“…I feel strongly that my previous experience will allow me to excel in this role”

Industry is a chaotically trashy show that I cannot stop watching.

How you can pass the time waiting for the real deal

Well, now I’m here. Twitter was already a cesspool and I can’t imagine that it’s going to be any better. Need to figure who’s worth following and where I can get some news from.