*the hawk tuah machine rumbles intensely* …

woa is me

the squirmy chicken toilet will grab you.

yawn 🧶

if dick’s picks were what the internet constantly jokes about the grateful dead would’ve wrote “schwent stephen”

jimmy eat five guys

i summon the Business Purposes of the world

fun fact: deftones spelled knife prty like that becasue they got sued by the letter a

sexual garlic spleef

“i’m the wordle turtle boutta jump over the hurdle” - the wordle turtle

on that eggy b like kenny g sippin on that lean with the funny tea

they call me the sink cause im tapped

when you take away the ass you get no poops and you win

i glogged the toilet

cracking open my white people manual *looking at the cracker barrel menu*

goddamn these voices are taking me somewhere

these bitches jealous of my WisToyz Bubble Machine Dinosaur Bubble Blower

readed another chapter of Book everyoen clap

cow crunk warning: this beat causes udder annihilation

i’m consuming the sunshine all around me

wearing my enormous petticoat to intimidate predators

shaking my mac and cheese violently to prevent the drungle flook lurching atop the balls bed from devouring me and my delicious meaty mountain gruel

mmm choccy chip cookiet got me all masnmdfmmermtrtymgmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm guuymm ymujm yum cruch monch

steezy gronk mode bussin hustler style hardcore

got slapped with pizza grease and it entered my broth time to turn my empathy off

a wise snail told me we are all but moving molecules in a vast vacuum

gathering all the monkeys in the chicagoland area to stop the cunky gunk blimp

call me the plug the way i operate on scripts

same shit different fart

jehovah’s witnesses react to bladee

scalloping my way across the great blue

i birthed myself

let them eat cake at stake

havinf fun with secret frend neddle

my piggy bank grows when i feed him coins

taking a hit out of my estrogen bomb

oeads 📿

watch out when the gamer nurse comes at you with a sharpness iv!!

your body gaslights you into shaving more and more until you explode

ferris bueller is a stupid dickwad i want to kick in the loins

download me into your computer!

to all my haters: GET NASTY!!!!!

bill clinton omegle speedrun

i’m all bart and no bike

don’t take the blue pez out of the santa head.

youtube put movie norbit on for free youtibe

i yearn to go down the super slurpee slide

gay luigi is coming for us all.

riding my pungent grease guild into the shlarm farm

having FUN feeding blood extractions to the Big Machine