squirmbus toodlehorse
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world peace would be achieved if everyone had a tiny pony that they could hold in their hands who loves them very much
10 days ago
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*the hawk tuah machine rumbles intensely* …
about 4 hours ago
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woa is me
about 5 hours ago
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the squirmy chicken toilet will grab you.
about 22 hours ago
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yawn đź§¶
about 22 hours ago
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if dick’s picks were what the internet constantly jokes about the grateful dead would’ve wrote “schwent stephen”
about 22 hours ago
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jimmy eat five guys
about 22 hours ago
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i summon the Business Purposes of the world
about 22 hours ago
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fun fact: deftones spelled knife prty like that becasue they got sued by the letter a
2 days ago
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sexual garlic spleef
3 days ago
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“i’m the wordle turtle boutta jump over the hurdle” - the wordle turtle
3 days ago
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on that eggy b like kenny g sippin on that lean with the funny tea
3 days ago
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they call me the sink cause im tapped
3 days ago
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when you take away the ass you get no poops and you win
3 days ago
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i glogged the toilet
3 days ago
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cracking open my white people manual *looking at the cracker barrel menu*
3 days ago
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goddamn these voices are taking me somewhere
3 days ago
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these bitches jealous of my WisToyz Bubble Machine Dinosaur Bubble Blower
4 days ago
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readed another chapter of Book everyoen clap
4 days ago
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cow crunk warning: this beat causes udder annihilation
5 days ago
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i’m consuming the sunshine all around me
5 days ago
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wearing my enormous petticoat to intimidate predators
5 days ago
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shaking my mac and cheese violently to prevent the drungle flook lurching atop the balls bed from devouring me and my delicious meaty mountain gruel
5 days ago
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mmm choccy chip cookiet got me all masnmdfmmermtrtymgmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm guuymm ymujm yum cruch monch
5 days ago
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steezy gronk mode bussin hustler style hardcore
5 days ago
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got slapped with pizza grease and it entered my broth time to turn my empathy off
5 days ago
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a wise snail told me we are all but moving molecules in a vast vacuum
5 days ago
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gathering all the monkeys in the chicagoland area to stop the cunky gunk blimp
6 days ago
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call me the plug the way i operate on scripts
7 days ago
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same shit different fart
7 days ago
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jehovah’s witnesses react to bladee
7 days ago
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scalloping my way across the great blue
7 days ago
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i birthed myself
7 days ago
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let them eat cake at stake
7 days ago
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havinf fun with secret frend neddle
8 days ago
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my piggy bank grows when i feed him coins
8 days ago
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taking a hit out of my estrogen bomb
8 days ago
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oeads 📿
8 days ago
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watch out when the gamer nurse comes at you with a sharpness iv!!
8 days ago
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your body gaslights you into shaving more and more until you explode
8 days ago
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ferris bueller is a stupid dickwad i want to kick in the loins
8 days ago
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download me into your computer!
8 days ago
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to all my haters: GET NASTY!!!!!
9 days ago
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bill clinton omegle speedrun
9 days ago
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i’m all bart and no bike
9 days ago
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don’t take the blue pez out of the santa head.
9 days ago
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youtube put movie norbit on for free youtibe
9 days ago
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i yearn to go down the super slurpee slide
9 days ago
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gay luigi is coming for us all.
9 days ago
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riding my pungent grease guild into the shlarm farm
9 days ago
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having FUN feeding blood extractions to the Big Machine
9 days ago
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