❝Eugh.❞

❝Probably. Whatever those are.❞

❝I officially hate all magical talking animals.❞

❝WHAT THE SHELL DID I JUST COME BACK TO? HELLO?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? WHY WOULD YOU CALL YOURSELF THAT?!❞

❝Is that a little blue metal Mario...?❞

❝WHOEVER KEEPS DRINKING THE MILK STRAIGHT OUT OF THE JUG, MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN RIGHT NOW!❞

❝Well, then I need Mamba’s contact info so she doesn’t leave you alone out here!❞ Immediate inspects her for some kind of ‘if found call this number’ tag… He might be thinking of dogs.

❝Mufasa?❞

❝WHAT?! But we need to find you someone who’s willing to take care of you!❞

❝You FORGOT your sunscreen?!❞

❝Pain?! What do you mean?!❞

❝You are PUSHING it!❞

🌺: I did way too much there:

Squint. ❝Language.❞

❝…❞ With an audible creaking sound, and a look that could only be read as ‘this is about to be my problem now isn’t it?’ The Koopa King stared RIGHT into the nonexistent camera. ❝… I need to make a call.❞ with a thud that could shake the nearby area, he sat down. Pulling out a phone and calling-

❝… Ugh.❞ He obviously wasn’t going to do anything to frighten her. While many considered him a brute, he couldn’t be more the opposite when children were present. ❝Oh great, where are your parents?!❞

SQUINT.

❝… Oh.❞

❝… What do you hope to gain from this?❞

❝AND I’M THE BAD GUY?!❞

❝Well… Yeah! She’s Princess Peach!❞

Baggy eyes and coffee mug that says #1 Dad.

❝I don’t stay rich by spending money recklessly!❞

❝MARIO KART IS HOW MUCH?!❞

❝You don’t know who Princess Peach is?!❞

He’s been thirty six for the last ten years.

❝… I get the slightest inkling we will be enemies.❞

❝Peach. ❤️❞

❝Okay, first off, language! Second, IS THIS PEACH?!❞

❝Goooood MORNING Koopa Kingdom! Remember to kindly throw tomatoes at the Mario statue in the town square! Thank you!❞

🌺: Heeeeyyy, keep in mind that I don’t mind interacting with accounts that may be lewd but Bowser is NOT a lewd account lol. The turtle man does not fuck.

Pulling a new phone from... Somewhere, Bowser squinted at the tiny screen... Before putting his reading glasses on. Using his one finger, he typed away a long drawn out message. ❝Dear... NOT Peach. I regret to inform you that I simply cannot bring myself to love anyone other than -❞

❝THIS ISN'T PEACH!❞ THROWS PHONE TO THE FLOOR.

𝔹𝕠𝕨𝕤𝕖𝕣, 𝟛𝟞 ꜱɪɴɢʟᴇ ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴍʏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪʙᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴘᴀꜱꜱɪᴏɴᴀᴛᴇ, ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢᴇɴᴛ, ᴄᴀʀɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ! ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ, ᴍʏ ᴋɪᴅꜱ, ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ, ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜꜱʜʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴋɪɴɢᴅᴏᴍ, ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴡᴀʟᴋꜱ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴀᴄʜ. 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼 𝗗𝗡𝗜. 𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵, 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗲 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲. 『 #MarioRP x #NintendoRP x #MVRP 』 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰↴