Translation: Please don’t key my car.

This sums up not only our current government but also much of the media ecosystem covering our government right now. We are broken.

With speculation rising about Nancy Mace’s possible pregnancy, brace yourself for the next mystery: does her species hatch or birth?

First off, more of this please. Secondly, I freaking love Canada.

I feel like I should just apologize, right out of the gate for this one.

Bongino: “I was paid in the past for my opinions, that’s clear, and one day I’ll be back in that space,” Bongino declared. “But that’s not what I’m paid for now. I’m paid to be your deputy director, and we base investigations on facts.”

Great to see the mainstream media freely reporting on Pete Hegseth without any pressure to bury the story…oh, wait. apnews.com/article/drun...

What’s up?

I’m honestly wondering whether Trump’s flood of pardons and commutations is Machiavellian or just a huge flex to normalize white-collar crime as no big deal before he’s out of office doing all the criming himself without the protections of the Oval.

Trump’s basically living the classic retiree life. He’s putting in a ballroom, though it might as well be an enclosed sun porch. He’s drifting off in meetings the same way he’d nod off at bingo night at the senior center. And the golfing? Well… that’s just golf.

It’s a total head scratcher how mainstream media has been cowed into submission while the WSJ, The National Review and the New York Post are apparently the only major outlets breaking big stories on Trump’s clown show right now.

If the billionaire class can tank our economy while freely indulging in heinous decisions like this, perhaps it’s time we start taxing them properly.

Jason Kyle Howard nails it writing for Salon, that Trump by going after Mark Kelly, has exposed something in the Senator that Trump has never had. Big Dick Energy.

Mark Kelly or Pete Hegseth: who do you trust? Not even close!

As Trump feeds fresh air to every rot, ripples are turning into waves. Germany’s far-right AFD party is setting the stage for bringing its youth wing back to life. More commonly known as Hitler Youth.

Condolences to my long suffering friends, forced to endure another MAGA family Thanksgiving, not for the inappropriate rhetoric spewed at the table, but for the lack of salt and flavor. So much casserole from a can and jello salad to choke down.

Let’s all give Brett Kavanaugh a big round of applause, shall we? This is appalling.

I’m beginning to think my whiteboard presentation explaining the language used in RFK’s poems to Olivia Nuzzi may be putting my family off their holiday meal.

The shooting is horrifying, and no motive will change that. Whether rooted in politics or personal instability, it makes no difference, violence only creates more violence.

Two lives lost. Two soldiers that would be with their families for the holidays if not for Trumps fragile ego and pathetic narcissistic need to be a king.

I checked. This shits legit.

I’m guessing there are only two paths forward for Lindsey Halligan now, another job she’s unqualified for somewhere in the administration or a return to the pageant circuit where funnily enough, she is also clearly unqualified.

There’s much to unpack with Trump’s crypto scam, but I’m not understanding the decision to use Gavin Newsom in the advertising when he clearly looked so ill.

And the winningest win is this.

I don’t know about you, but after watching the Oval Office Mamdani love-fest, I can’t wait to watch his lapdogs debase themselves at the next Trump-glazing cabinet meeting only because they must be keenly aware that we see their self-abnegation, and in sharp focus.

The man is a stark raving lunatic.

Can someone tell me if we have any Jewish Republican representation in this moment that might think that this matters?

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

Seething at Representative Hamilton Fish’s endless opposition to the New Deal or any social safety net, Roosevelt turned to his final weapon: furious telegrams. Rotten Fish smells! Hang him high! ROOSEVELT IS HOTTEST PRESIDENT EVER! Thank you for your attention to this matter! FDR.

It’s easy to get numb or angry to all the awful that’s happening every day, but this one, steeped in pure greed is genuinely heartbreaking. www.npr.org/2025/11/19/g...

My biggest takeaway from this week would be that Trump isn’t a foregone conclusion, he is not inevitable. Stay loud.

Is there a legal term for ‘Lindsey Halligan is fucked’?

Short, concise and totally worth the read.

This! All day. Everyday.

Stay classy, Clay Higgins

The tide has definitely turned when the Epstein scandal is *wink wink* used to sell you your dinner. m.youtube.com/watch?v=E23X...

For Shitler, every accusation is an admission and every insult, a confession.

There’s so much competition in the race to put me off my breakfast daily, but Representative Lisa McClain affecting her trademark‘Sunday school teacher’ voice in a pathetic attempt at blame shifting to protect Shitler might make me hurl.

Plumbing the depths of depravity.

State of the Union

Magic Jesus Penis

If you’ve ever tried debating someone who’s been fully indoctrinated, you know their arguments are lined up like dominoes. We should be no less prepared.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

I almost feel bad for the royal valet whose full-time job is… tying his laces.

Nicki Minaj cheerleading for Trump’s “Guns a-blazing” threat to Nigeria, is a choice.

As this train wreck pulls into the station in real time, I wonder how many people will already be in prison for their crimes by the time someone has been able to draw a complete Epstein-perpetrator-victim Venn diagram. Big freaking job.

I might be wrong but I’ve heard that there’s a special place reserved for certain people in the afterlife, that religious folks talk about. A lot. www.catholicleague.org/megyn-kelly-...

I guess it’s only appropriate that Megyn R Kelly should get schooled (but good) by an actual child.

Shut ‘em down. Do it. Every damn time.

Truth. Another truth is this could be our last chance to change course. We the people can and must hold the line. We can stop him.