Boss: “We are giving you a merit increase!” me: 🙂This is right and good because they recently doubled my workload🙂 Boss: “It is 1.5%!” me: 🙃

IT'S SNOWING!!! Just teeny tiny little baby flakes, but SNOW!!

We just watched GdT’s Frankenstein so I’m sobbing now

I love how we KNOW Orpheus’ dumb ass is going to turn around EVERY time in EVERY version of the story but we still GASP! and I love how that’s the whole point ♥️

This person took this when they called the race

Happy Sexy Socialist Mayor Eve, NYC!!

This was so good! I’ve never screamed in terror at a Broadway play before

I love when it rains this way in the autumn. It makes the leaves shiny and bright.

On my way to vote for Zohran Mamdani

What kind of sadistic madmen put their presale at 8am local time?? (I got my tickets)

I just misheard “venomous coral snake” as “feminist coral snake” and I was confused but very intrigued

🎁🎄🎉Support announced!! The Acoustic show and pop-up shop is back!!! Get into it!! takingbacksunday.com/tour/

Today was my first hoodie day of the season 🥰

We would have SCREAMED for him all night if the orchestra hadn’t kept cutting us off ⭐️

OH NO THERE ARE SANTAS IN THE STORE WINDOWS!!! Just please let me have my Halloween first. Please. November 1st I’ll be the biggest Christmas nerd

I have been looking forward to this show all summer!! 🖤🖤

I'm sitting here sweating in the Ticketmaster waiting room and telling myself that if I can't get MCR tickets I'm not allowed to cry. Years ago I followed them around to so many shows, HOB size venues, on the rail every night, scooping up guitar picks&setlists, I'm a spoiled brat

Happy Birthday Adam!! 🎉🎈🥳

Taxi drivers look so betrayed and angry when I get in at LGA and give my Astoria address. Sir, I’m sorry it’s only a ten min drive and not good money but my flight was delayed 4 hours now it’s 1:30am. Please have mercy.

Why would you make everyone get on the plane if the pilots aren’t here yet?

I put a water bottle in the mini fridge last night and this morning it was solid ice. But the lobby had warm cans of La Croix so I’ve been pouring it into my bottle of ice one sip at a time

Tragedy: tourist 2,500 miles from home discovers cafe with dozens of interesting drinks, can order only one

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!! The 11th annual Holiday Spectacular is coming Dec 10-13. Head to www.takingbacksunday.com/tour to sign up for pre-sales. Support will be announced soon!!  🎄🎁🎉  🎟️9/10 Pre-sales 10et  🎟️9/12 Onsale 12et

I'm positively bedeviled with mosquito bites

I’m flying back to NYC decked in South Dakota merch with my own clothes in a plastic bag because it POURED** on us at the State Fair **just for 15min

We’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto

Erica told us she is bad at bowling and then she bowled several turkeys and won all three games. 👀

*Seven Nation Army riff*

One of our neighborhood kittens needs help!! 💔 Luna is only 7 weeks old and needs urgent surgery to survive. gofund.me/f5da407e

18 years ago today I saw @tbsofficial.bsky.social for the first time. Before that show I'd enjoyed their music like a normal person but their performance struck me with lightning all the way on the lawn and made me feral. I've seen them a few times since then & they've only gotten better 💖

Our old asses stumbled out of this show saying “Ow my ankles! Fuck ankles! I hate having ankles!”

Adam: “The only time I ever saw a flamethrower show up lickety-split…” Adam: “…so now if I ever need a flamethrower I know where to get one.” Me: “You do NOT. Need a flamethrower.” Adam: “But if!!” @tbsofficial.bsky.social

I found this fuzzy little Spider-Man handball and I bought him just so nobody would bounce him on his face and then the cashier bounced him on his face.

Pour one out for the Lego Store employees who have to clean up and sort all the scattered pieces of customizable mini figs

A full plate pancake (and vegan sausage) vs how much of it I was actually able to eat 😳

I was heading into the show in Minneapolis and the security guard who was checking my ID said ✨NEW YORK CITAAAAAAY!!!✨

I really appreciate the way people say “you’re good” when I apologize for existing near them in public. They can tell I need the validation.

The flight attendant is telling the exit row how to help during an emergency, and she said “with great legroom comes great responsibility” ❤️💙

The man sitting next to me said he was about to take the first flight of his life, but this view made him want to take so many more in the future 🥰

I told my husband there is going to be a Good Omens merch site opening and I apologized in advance for what I will do.

Tour starts Saturday in St. Louis! Tell @coheedandcambria.bsky.social and Foxing we are on our way! #takingbacksunday #summertour #livemusic

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I really really want some grapefruit juice and I can't have it because of science

I am FERAL. I can’t go home now. I have to go to the pound. #MCRNJ

Sooooo many black outfits and clear purses marching toward Penn station right now 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Happy MCR Day, NJ/NY!!!!

I usually order a side of pickles with my Bareburger bc I want an unreasonable amount of pickles on my burger, but tonight the option wasn’t there so I ordered “extra pickles, please. So many pickles. Please give me as many pickles as you can legally ethically put on a burger.”

Yesterday the person standing next to me at the show was talking to a friend and suddenly yelled "He was SO HOT and he was SO SCOTTISH" and I can relate to that energy.