Going off-gimmick to curse your timeline with some nightmare fuel.

I bet this would be funny if I knew who Radley Balko is but as a well-known context hater I will not look him up.

Right now, frowny losers are collecting our hope-Trump-dies comments from Bluesky to write frowny columns. That is the pinnacle of their skills.

When someone says something too stupid to be true, check to see if they’re a satirical/troll account, and try not to fall for it every single fucking time, like me.

From the infernal archives:

Reviving another @kenwhite.bsky.social tweet that's taken up long term residence in my brain.

just a regular day at the pope hat factory

[passive-aggressive subtweet successfully resisted, exhausting maturity and judgment for day]

Every time I get a journalist call for comment now I close my remarks with “members of a government that believes it is not bound by the rule of law are not entitled to its protection.”

Been a while, but we're back!!

I think the Tom Homan Taco Bell thing is fake. He’s evil-evil, not buffoon-evil.

Harvard attempting to stand up to Trump

Topical. @kenwhite.bsky.social

From the infernal archives:

Evergreen

By popular request/reprimand, now with alt text, but still no context!