In N. America the only mushroom that will for sure kill you is this one. It’s white. Beginners should ever eat wild white mushrooms.

Dick Chaney is jacking off in his grave

Trump painted all Somalis as murderers, pirates and thieves while he deployed his forces to terrorize Somali-Americans in Minnesota. Days later he used the US Navy to hijack an oil tanker, because he’s a pirate and a thief.

Drug traffickers aren’t terrorists they are capitalists. However killing them to incite political change in their home country is the definition of terrorism.

The best people never go online and the worst ones never leave

Jordan Lasker and I are NOT related by blood or marriage. Fuck that guy for besmirching an uncommon American last name.

So basically DOJ was flagrantly violating the court’s order, as Sotomayor notes (her dissent was before this came out), but this is even worse: It’s a coordinated effort by top DOJ leadership to ignore court order; to mislead lower court in filings; to deflect on another agency; then to cover it up.

Please include a picture of baseball men in your posts about baseball so I quickly know not to read it. thank you.

Right now there is a fugitive scrambling through the brush of Sibley county, MN with bloody hands and hopes for a pardon. #nokings

I just can’t wait to see this admiration show Melissa Hortman the same respect they have shown to MLK, JFK, Malcom X, and Harvey Milk.

I would like my state, every state, to mandate badges, name plates, no masks, for all law enforcement in the state. And if federal agents try to break the mandate, arrest them, then let the courts sort it out.

You have three days, starting today, to leave a public comment with the FDA about, say, why COVID-19 boosters should remain available to everyone and also free. "Individual consumer" is the category you most likely want (unless you are one of the other categories; if so, choose that).

This is how the college of cardinals tells Trump to go to hell. Might also be the first Pope to go on Colbert.

Is this the weird fundamentalist math where they count each sperm as a child?

Just cancel the LA Olympics, maybe go back to Paris again. Schedule all World Cup games to be in Canada and Mexico. We aren’t a safe place to visit.

Dear Suzuka International Racing Course, Please conduct a controlled burn on the dry grasslands surrounding the track before the race. #F1 #Yuki #Suzuka #SIRC #Japan

⚾️ we should normalize starting baseball posts like this so I know sooner that it’s something I don’t want to read.

Intelligent billionaires like Warren Buffet have been selling off assets for months. The plan is to watch Trump destroy the value of everything and then buy it all at a deep discount. It’s a simple “buy the lumber then burn the forest” play.

If you bought $1,000 of Tesla stock the day after his sieg heil you’re a terrible person who now has $645 worth of Tesla stock.

Help I’m in Angola and someone stole my passport! No problem sir, just fly to Zimbabwe and see us about a replacement I can’t fly without my passport Ok die there

A West Wing reboot but they are all bad except a few good ones who get fired in the first two episodes.

It’s bigger than that. USAID is paying for the police and fire services, among other things, in Ukraine. Gutting USAID is a way to screw Ukraine for Putin without having to go through a pro-Ukraine congress.

Seeing people escaping from an upside down flaming airplane clutching their carry on is infuriating. Leave it. You’re slowing down evacuation and the airline will compensate you for anything left behind. Your laptop isn’t worth the extra seconds it adds for the people behind you.

Heard from a friend who works for USAID in a far off country. They are putting together a spreadsheet on how many babies they expect to die each week without their programs.

People say disbanding USAID will help Putin the most. That’s not true. The real winner will be Tuberculosis.

Seeing lots of TikTok takes from people who obviously never used the site. Please save those takes. You sound like old people complaining about kids zooming around on “roller skate boards”

Trump is having his inauguration indoors so he’s volunteered his supporters to help take down the outdoor scaffolding, as they already have experience.

Lots of people forgetting Snoop used to force young women to have sex with strangers and then take most of the money.

At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if the orbs are here to bring Jimmy Carter home.

It’s been almost 80 years since our first nuclear explosion. We’ve detonated over 2,000 devices since then. If I were searching from a great distance for advanced civilizations that’s one thing I’d be looking at planets for. There are around 5,000 stars within 40 light years. Search TT for #UAP

On a short form video site someone made a post about how mean people can be in comment sections. Here is what happened next. I love it here on Bluesky though.