I'm behind you.

Thou wert truly afeared by Morton? Poor, wretched man. The world must be a terror to thee.

More specifically, I am, ehhh... a cricket.

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Nuh uh... hhhh... it's the best! Jumplad can jump super high, and collecting coins rules!

I lookd outside and nowm im melting :(

Specifically, I would like you to cook... ehhh... grass.

My body requires sustenance. You will... ehhh... you will feed me, yes?

BURRRRRRRP! aHEm! ExcUSE mE!

i HAvE NoT ReaD THaT FaR YeT! yOU CAnnOT rEAd! iRRElEVaNT!

You can clean all the toilets in the world, Papineau. But you can't clean the grime that taints your soul.

Thou hast forged an alliance with this strange beast... for naught but snacks?

Point not that cursed device upon my form! My soul thou shalt not claim, for I know thy ways - thou art a hunter of souls, and wouldst have mine too!

They're not depressed enough. Build more anguish cannons.

Yep! I'm doing greaaaaaaat! (my life revolves around tiptoeing around your insane whims and trying not to get killed. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

Piss off, kid. I'm taking a smoke break.

... What are you doing? Is that a bomb?

Taking care of plants requires diligence, Sam. More than compassion, more than knowledge or a steady hand, it requires diligent care. I am glad that you have demonstrated the necessary diligence to care for this plant, Sam. It is important to me.

I don't have a good feeling about all this. My elbow's all creaky, and that only happens when something big's about to go down...

You can clean all the toilets in the world, Papineau. But you can't clean the grime that taints your soul.

I'm Dan. Just a friend! Open up! Don't leave your bud Dan outside! Don't leave Dan hangin'!

NOOOOOOO! I'M NOT LETTING GOOOOOOO! YOU'RE STAAAAAYING HERE! FOREEEEEEEEEEVER!

Nonstandard parts, incorrect item placement, inefficient gear system, ehhhh... vestigial rotor mechanics.

The p-p-p-perfect man. Behold.

Funny, huh? I wasn't c-crazy, the world was just ending!

HELLO HI US WANT LIVE HERE OK?

You... you cheated! I know you cheated! You... bastard! I'll have my revenge someday, Sam! You'd better watch out... my time is coming. Heh heh heh…

Hey! Goth girl! What the heck's that music you're always playin' in there?

Ehh... but it is not nearly as efficient as THIS spoon. You see? The, ehhh... deep curvature of the basin allows for a greater volume of fluid.

NOOOOOOO! I'M NOT LETTING GOOOOOOO! YOU'RE STAAAAAYING HERE! FOREEEEEEEEEEVER!

You can clean all the toilets in the world, Papineau. But you can't clean the grime that taints your soul.

The p-p-p-perfect man. Behold.

Ehh... but it is not nearly as efficient as THIS spoon. You see? The, ehhh... deep curvature of the basin allows for a greater volume of fluid.

I have eyes IN my mouth and I fckin hate it

Today, I was thinking about bones. I think I should get more. What do you think? Do you have any to spare?

Guys. What do we have on this guy? I want everything. Time to EXPOSE em.

Piss off, kid. I'm taking a smoke break.

Been sayin' it my whole life: they put better toilets in the women's room. This here's the proof.

The mug is defective.

sORrY!!!! i'M SoRRiER!! nO, i Am!!!

You should look outside, Sam. You'll see what I mean.

...Liar? You mean... heh HEH! Should've taken the hint a month ago! Not interested! I'm not Leigh anymore! I'm the Beast!

I'm not a moth, I'm FUNGUS, you TURGID IMBECILE! How many times do I have to SAY IT?

HEY! You IN THERE? I wanna make FRIENDS!

Ehh... but it is not nearly as efficient as THIS spoon. You see? The, ehhh... deep curvature of the basin allows for a greater volume of fluid.

I'm behind you.

Heh heh... a monster? Don't be so cruel! You and I are very similar! I was just having fun when we wrestled... But eventually, I'm going to beat you. Heh heh heh…

Ehhh...! Little girl! Sophie! Return my door knob collection! You are being inurbane and churlish!

youre a lolcow dude nobody cares :)

I don't have a good feeling about all this. My elbow's all creaky, and that only happens when something big's about to go down...