Everything sucks forever

Guy who didn’t play videogames as a kid: yeah I never played video games as a kid, I just preferred other things I guess haha

On the bus thinking about car

my neighbour's dog barks continuously from 10am to 2pm and it's the most annoying fucking thing in the world

Been reading through The Blood Meridian, I kind of keep forgetting that The Kid is supposed to be the protagonist because he really has just been a passive observer so far

Forgot password

Nobody had that image

2001: A Space Odyssey is both the greatest movie ever made but also not Stanley Kubrick’s best film

Jaundice Jake

Does anybody have that one image? You know the one

I feel like JAWS turns 50 every year, it’s had a 50th anniversary for the past two years and it’ll probably have one this year too

It’s shadow the hedgehog sunday

took 12 tries and multiple days but I was finally able to actually verify my identity, fuck this stupid app no wonder nobody uses it

The best part about this app is that it’s so shit that the age verification quite literally does not work

Reddit porn high key fell off

According to the rhomblian calendar, it’s still only December 30th

Merry rhomblemas

This was a banger, what is wrong with you people

I be pissin and shittin on occasion

Duel is a crazy debut film Spielberg kinda did have the sauce straight from the get-go

I just sneezed twice

Orson Welles made Citizen Kane, one of the greatest films of all time at 23 I jerked off to foxy fnaf and found out I was at least a little bit gay at 17 Who REALLY had a bigger impact on the world? Think about it

The best part about driving is that some moron without a functioning frontal lobe and brake check me at any time and kill me

Feeling: 32 Years Old

Been getting really into LCD Soundsystem recently, This is probably a sign that I’ve hit rock bottom

Have you ever?

Decapitation probably feels good asf for like 1 nanosecond

They used to call me big money bill back in high school, not sure why though since I wasn’t super rich, and my name wasn’t bill

I hate mondays

Everything sucks forever

if you use voluntarily use ai in your day to day life I genuinely think less of you

It’s mario monday

I could really go for 30 dollars right about now….

“Lol” is probably the best acronym ever, can’t even fathom saying “laugh out loud” instead of lol

Kitsunami art (I needed to practice water 💧 ) #SonicIDW #Sonicart #Kitsunami #Fanart

I refuse to believe that there are real life people that actually go and watch live action disney remakes in the cinema

I don’t know why but I’ve started watching the original power rangers series, The Green Ranger really is that guy

New fortnite season sucks lmfao

top 5 guesses: bow [ 0.061 ] hook [ 0.035 ] bearskin [ 0.032 ] swing [ 0.030 ] scoreboard [ 0.028 ]

New helraiser games looks like utter shit, I’ll probably play it in 3-4 years when it’s on sale for 15 dollars

What ever happened to skype?

They used to call me “Jet Ski Mcgee” back in high school

If I stab myself in the hand with a knife, but successfully gaslight myself into thinking I didn’t, would I feel the pain or no?

Alien dog

Some call me the gunkster

Everything sucks forever

Eyyyyy I’m fuckin walkin ere

colourised photograph of my grandmother celebrating the fall of the Berlin Wall, ca. 1989. I hope one day we may live to see the fall of fascism world round. 🙏

The woke riddler: Riddle me this batman, what are my pronouns? *applause* - joke by rhomble

My cat just dropped a dead bird at my door, the bird was holding a note that read “The End Is Nigh” Is this a sign to start investing?