The best part about driving is that some moron without a functioning frontal lobe and brake check me at any time and kill me

Feeling: 32 Years Old

Been getting really into LCD Soundsystem recently, This is probably a sign that I’ve hit rock bottom

Have you ever?

Decapitation probably feels good asf for like 1 nanosecond

They used to call me big money bill back in high school, not sure why though since I wasn’t super rich, and my name wasn’t bill

I hate mondays

Everything sucks forever

if you use voluntarily use ai in your day to day life I genuinely think less of you

It’s mario monday

I could really go for 30 dollars right about now….

“Lol” is probably the best acronym ever, can’t even fathom saying “laugh out loud” instead of lol

Kitsunami art (I needed to practice water 💧 ) #SonicIDW #Sonicart #Kitsunami #Fanart

I refuse to believe that there are real life people that actually go and watch live action disney remakes in the cinema

I don’t know why but I’ve started watching the original power rangers series, The Green Ranger really is that guy

New fortnite season sucks lmfao

top 5 guesses: bow [ 0.061 ] hook [ 0.035 ] bearskin [ 0.032 ] swing [ 0.030 ] scoreboard [ 0.028 ]

New helraiser games looks like utter shit, I’ll probably play it in 3-4 years when it’s on sale for 15 dollars

What ever happened to skype?

They used to call me “Jet Ski Mcgee” back in high school

If I stab myself in the hand with a knife, but successfully gaslight myself into thinking I didn’t, would I feel the pain or no?

Alien dog

Some call me the gunkster

Everything sucks forever

Eyyyyy I’m fuckin walkin ere

colourised photograph of my grandmother celebrating the fall of the Berlin Wall, ca. 1989. I hope one day we may live to see the fall of fascism world round. 🙏

The woke riddler: Riddle me this batman, what are my pronouns? *applause* - joke by rhomble

My cat just dropped a dead bird at my door, the bird was holding a note that read “The End Is Nigh” Is this a sign to start investing?

100 funny money

Death Note would have been a perfect 10/10 show if they added in a sex scene between L and Light

I AM ON THE TRAIN!!!

Alone In The Dark 2024 is a pretty cool game

dirt road to the ragtime zone

I haven’t had pizza in 6 months what the hell

I haven’t watched that film since it came out but I remember really liking it, might rewatch

Computer ONLINE

Oh dear

I'm hearing that the minecraft movie does NOT contain sex....

I can create and play YTPs in my head

Oasis and The Arctic Monkeys are so good it *almost* makes me forgive them for being british

We’re gonna kill you, yes you, the person reading this

Nevermind

3 days without reading sonadow yaoi ao3, I might be healing

Just did 10 minutes of work, time for a 30 minute long break

Telling people to “get a clue” is funny as fuck

Alien in my back garden im gonna try and sneak up on him and kill him

He knows something but he won’t tell me

banana dog on bluesky

This app is boring as fuckkkkkkk somebody take one for the team and start being racist so everybody else can make fun of them