Bruh I just picked up my glasses and one of the sides fell off :/ and unfortunately it looks like the part that connects to the hinge just gave out, maybe I can glue it back together lol

Still obsessed with the Witcher 3, found some new quests on steam for free :3 and next month I’ll be getting the expansions, very excited :)

If there is one thing I should be able to have in this capitalistic hellscape it’s chicken nuggets at any time of the day, ridiculous that I can’t acquire chicken nuggets between like 3am-10am

The idea that vaccinations cause autism is so dumb like most people born within the last 20 years at least have been vaccinated, if they really caused autism like every other kid would be autistic

I made cookie last night and I was so excited for cookie but cookie not very good :(

I saw a six seven custom license plate -__-

I left a comment on a post saying there’s increased cases of ppl impersonating ICE agents and kidnapping ppl, got a bunch of comments saying I was making shit up, let me say it was very satisfying spam replaying to people with sources

So my bf really hates the song pink pony club (he hears it too much at work) he has his Spotify logged in on my computer and I saw he was listening to music and I added pink pony club to his queue three times lol

Got some “easy to peel” mandarin oranges and let me tell you not a single one of these bitches has been easy to peel

I saw the other day Trump being really racist to a French reporter for her accent and I just thought, so bro can’t understand her but can understand RFK Jr?

Guess who’s having a good time right now: loan sharks

WOW... JUST WOW... In order to justify invoking the insurrection act in Portland, Oregon, trump faked a riot with professional videographers, the military and hired extras. Sen. Jeffrey Merkley tells us what happened :

I’ve started playing The Witcher 3 and I am in love, though I can’t figure out when I can just grab something and when it’s stealing so I’ve just been saving before I grab anything in front of npcs lol

I think a solution to inflation is if we all start buying pallets, like I buy a pallet of mouthwash, now I don’t need thousands of mouthwash but you have a pallet of toothpaste, and we trade

Eating food EVERY DAY is the bane of my existence

“Daddy long leg” spiders, or harvestmen spiders, are not true spiders, they only have 1 body segment and lack venom and silk glands, cellar spiders are confused for harvestmen often as they appear to only have 1 body segment but they have venom and silk glands and so are true spiders despite

A big sad occurred today, the discount store I get my snacks from doesn’t have the cookies I like anymore, so no more cookie for the meantime :(

The reason the US doesn’t use the metric system is bc of pirates, they raided the ship carrying metric units sent to the US president, once the pirates got back to their boss and he realized it was for the president he had it sent back but by then there was a new president who didnt know what it was

I kept getting way to much poetry in my feed so I blocked the hashtag poetry but now it’s just been replaced by “emoetry” PLEASE I just don’t like poetry 😭

Funny that the reason men came up with for why women shouldn’t do archery is bc their boobs would get in the way, Ike a few inches of boob makes it impossible to draw a bow

If you haven't heard of this woman, you should look her up. I have her books. She documented the oligarchic kleptocacy we are now experiencing. She also documented Trump's association with Epstein. She showed the ties that Trump hasd/has with Russian mobsters.

The underside of paper plates may well be the worst feeling

Snek in the car port (wandering garter snake) #snakes

The bor-bor got a haircut yesterday

Ive kept the curtain in my bedroom closed all summer bc hot but I opened them this afternoon to let my plant get some natural light and discovered a spider had made a little home in the folds of the curtain, they were left alone, a fruit fly literally flew out right as I opened it so he eatin good

My dog likes to play with her toys off the edge of the bed, likes to make them fear for their lives as they dangle above certain death lol

I had one class in high school with online quizzes that you could retake but they didn’t keep the highest score but the average, 10 minutes for 10 questions but questions often had 5+ parts and were convoluted, I remember having to retake the quizzes tens of times to get my average up

My great grandmother once had a stroke and had a life alert button but didn’t use it bc it was 3am and she didn’t want to bother anyone so early lol

Why everyone getting shot in my state

Quails!

Okay but we really need to revamp keyboards, like we not writing on typewriters anymore the letters should be in alphabetical order

A great alternative to Microsoft Word of Google docs in Libre Office, it’s functionally the same as Word and is free to download, AND you can insert text boxes

Bro my phones been spamming me with “20% battery remaining” every 30 seconds, like I KNOW and I’m not doing anything about it rn

I’ve become obsessed with Il risveglio degli Dei (The Awakening of the Gods) like a play from 2600 years ago that features the Greek gods and and other key figures in Greek mythology preformed at key archeological sites, yes please

When I was in 9th grade and suicidally depressed I had a school social worker tell me that whenever I’m sad I should think of puppies bc “you cant be sad while thinking of puppies” hate to break it to y’all but that dont help, and if I could just think of puppies and be happy I wouldn’t be depressed

My dog often demands I sit with my legs in a 4 shape so she can sit in the middle, it’s her preferred spot, prime nibbing position

Bro I just found out that hot flashes that menopausal women experience are actually a succession of mini strokes, and this is barely being studied?? Like we out here trying to stop male pattern baldness but women going through menopause regularly have strokes and we didn’t even know til recently

I don’t understand what drives people to disbelieve something that is irrevocably true, like thinking vaccines are bad when every medical professional in existence disagrees and there’s a hoard a research to prove it, but you’re just like, nah I don’t think so

My first act as president: it is illegal to make pants/shorts/skirts/dresses/etc. without pockets, and it is punishable by death to put pockets in said pieces of clothing and sew them shut

I feel like all my English teachers would smite me with how much I use, and he was like, and I was like, but I don’t wanna use dialogue markers in casual writing

Rewatching game of thrones I’m like damn the Starks really played that poorly, like I’m sorry Ned you find out the BIGGEST secret in the kingdom that your friend literally just got murdered over and TELL THE MOTHERFUCKERS? Like they’re just gonna sit around and wait to be disavowed?

I’m rewatching game of thrones with my bf (his first time) and in the first episode he was like, there’s incest in this right? And I was like yeah… Then literally first scene with Jamie and Cerci Lannister he was like oh they’re fucking- NO THEY’RE SIBLINGS?!

I really don’t like news headlines that are like, immigrant in academic field/spouse of person in academic field/military illegally detained by ICE. Like NO ONE should be being detained regardless of their “value” to society even if they don’t have a job

When I worked at a corporate food chain we’d occasionally have people bring in coupons from 20+ years ago and get upset that it wasn’t valid, they’d be like “but there’s no expiration date” like ma’am the paper has visibly aged there’s no way we can put that in the system

I don’t have enough hair for most veiling techniques so I’ve been blessing my hair ties

Superior way to cut a bell pepper: pu ch the stem in the the pepper then pull it open, then you can pull out the stem and all the seeds in one go

I found a website that won’t let me copy text from it to paste somewhere else, I just didn’t want to have to type out degenerative neurological diseases man

Why is YouTube the authenticator for logging into your Google account like, well anyone could have your password but YouTube? Now that’s unhackable

I’ve been playing Road 96, it’s a wonderful indie story building game that I find very relevant to the current political state of the US, the basis is you play the journeys of nameless teens traveling to the border to escape a fascist country and your decisions determine the future of that country

Driving on the freeway is so weird bc sometimes I’ll be going the speed limit and feel like I’m racing past everyone and other times I’ll be going ten over and feel like I’m holding up traffic