Roses are red A lion will roar

You know you're obsessed with Angine de Poitrine when you consider naming your future children Khn and Klek

Wish I had this much

As someone who only vaguely knows about Dr Who and has never actually watched an episode of it, today's Bluesky is very confusing.

"You'll be visited by three spirits" The three spirits:

This game will continue until Trump is dead and buried

Bsky, or my feed at least, has unexpectedly become a baseball blog: finally something to unite us

He had a long term relationship with current District Attorney Melinda Katz, but now he lives with 15 cats. Make of that what you will.

New stuff! (I know this looks like I am dragging Larson, and OK, I sort of am, but, mainly I think this is hilarious, and also if I had to create a new daily cartoon for years, I would have probably done much, much worse.)

Me, every time I leave the office washroom: I could have been an NBA star! (if basketball was played with wet paper towels and hip-level baskets)

@gruber.foo Looks good!

Freak

Just found a NY Post article that manages to out-Onion The Onion:

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson references Calvinball in a recent dissent, instantly putting her at the top of the list of cool Supreme Court justices … which… admittedly not a very high bar.

It's Friday. Time to slip on your Lonsdale Slipons

Wordle 1,441 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #720 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Strands #454 “Next to the bobby pins” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵 5/31/2025 ✅✅✅✅ 7️⃣:0️⃣3️⃣ murdle.com 2765: 2025-05-31 www.chronophoto.app/daily.html #676 18 guesses 24m 29s alphaguess.com 37:04 #297 | 5/31/2025 gisnep.com

@gruber.foo I use Arc (for some things) and note to Scott Forstall that in my opinion a saxophone is way easier to play than a piano. You only have to play one note at a time. daringfireball.net/linked/2025/...

Wordle 1,440 3/6* ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #718 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #452 “It's a little buggy” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵 5/29/2025 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 2️⃣:1️⃣7️⃣ murdle.com 3923: 2025-05-29 www.chronophoto.app/daily.html #674 13 guesses 1m 35s alphaguess.com 05:51, No. 295 | 5/29/2025 gisnep.com

Duolingo has spent a lot of effort giving its characters distinct personalities, many of them annoying! Oscar the snob, Lucy the conspiracy theorist, Lin the lazy young lady. Now they're promoting an AI-powered telephone call feature but only with Lily whose personality type is sarcastic asshole.

Wordle 1,439 3/6* 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #717 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #451 “Top contenders” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵 Murdle for 5/28/2025 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 2️⃣:4️⃣0️⃣ murdle.com 3200: 2025-05-28 www.chronophoto.app/daily.html #673 11 guesses 1:59 alphaguess.com 03:28 #294 | May 28, 2025 gisnep.com

Wordle 1,438 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #716 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #450 “Body language” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵 5/27/2025 👤🔪🏡❓ 🕰️ ✅✅✅✅ 3️⃣:5️⃣1️⃣ murdle.com 3485 : 2025-05-27 www.chronophoto.app/daily.html #671 14 guesses 2m 33s alphaguess.com 02:47 No. 293 | May 27, 2025 gisnep.com

In fact, all teapots are haunted

Llamagrama - Game #37 Theme - Hobbies 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 7/7 Levels! Solved LLAMAGRAMA! 🚀🚀 www.llamagrama.com

Wordle 1,431 3/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #709 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #444 “Oh, of course!” 💡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🟡🔵🔵 No Bueno 5/20/2025 👤🔪🏡❓ 🕰️ ✅✅✅✅ 4️⃣:1️⃣5️⃣ murdle.com #665 16 guesses 5h 30m 56s alphaguess.com 03:50 No. 286 | May 20, 2025. gisnep.com

Duolingo constantly asks for forms of the verb "coger" in my Spanish lessons. But iPhone's predictive typing refuses to input "coger" because it might be dirty. So I get a lot of questions wrong if I'm not super careful.

Wordle 1,430 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #708 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #442 “Taking the bait” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵 5/19/2025 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 1️⃣0️⃣:3️⃣1️⃣ murdle.com 4474: 2025-05-19 www.chronophoto.app/daily.html #664 13 guesses 2m 36s alphaguess.com 02:43 No. 285 | 5/19/2025 gisnep.com

Wordle 1,429 3/6* 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #707 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Strands #442 “Riding the wind” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵 5/18/2025 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 5️⃣:0️⃣2️⃣ murdle.com 02:07 No. 284 | May 18, 2025. gisnep.com

Wordle 1,427 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #705 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #439 “To a degree” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵 5/16/2025 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 4️⃣:2️⃣0️⃣ murdle.com 3115 : 2025-05-16 www.chronophoto.app/daily.html #661 14 guesses 2m 34s alphaguess.com 09:55 No. 282 | May 16, 2025 gisnep.com

Wordle 1,426 X/6* ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 struck out Connections Puzzle #704 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #438 “Animal drives” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵 5/15/2025 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 2️⃣:0️⃣6️⃣ murdle.com #660 12 guesses 2m 43s alphaguess.com 10:09 No. 281 | May 15, 2025 gisnep.com

The average American has three friends

Wordle 1,425 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections #703 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #437 Boogie woogie woogie 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵 5/14/2025 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 4️⃣:2️⃣9️⃣ murdle.com 2400: 2025-05-14 www.chronophoto.app/daily.html #658 9 guesses 4m 42s alphaguess.com 12:55 No. 280 | May 14, 2025. gisnep.com?game=280

Wordle in 3 Connections Puzzle #702 🟨🟪🟪🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #437 “Keep on keeping on” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵 5/13/2025 👤🔪🏡❓ 🕰️ ✅✅✅✅ 2️⃣:4️⃣6️⃣ murdle.com 2910: 2025-05-13 www.chronophoto.app/daily.html#658 9 guesses 4m 42s alphaguess.com 02:19 No. 279 | May 13, 2025. gisnep.com?game=279

Wordle 1,423 4/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections #701 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Strands #435 “A little respect” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵 5/12/2025 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 3️⃣:4️⃣5️⃣ murdle.com 3506: 2025-05-12 www.chronophoto.app/daily.html #657 9 guesses 2m 43s alphaguess.com 07:17 No. 278 | May 12, 2025 gisnep.com

What’s a movie you think nobody but you and a handful of people have heard of, that you think is a fantastic film? Blackboards (2000): Watching this at TIFF, I had that "holy shit" feeling you only get when you realize how great the thing you're watching is. It's both hilarious and devastating.

Wordle 1,422 3/6* 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections #700 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #434 “Happy …” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵 5/11/2025 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 6️⃣:3️⃣6️⃣ murdle.com 3618: 2025-05-11 www.chronophoto.app/daily.html #656 18 guesses 4m 24s alphaguess.com 08:20 No. 277 | May 11, 2025 gisnep.com

Roses are red, Corruption is fun,

Wordle 1,421 2/6* ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Heh! Connections Puzzle #699 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #433 “Find the missing links” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵 5/10/2025 👤🔪🏡❓ 🕰️ ✅✅✅✅ 9️⃣:2️⃣8️⃣ murdle.com #655 15 guesses 5s alphaguess.com 01:30 No. 276 | May 10, 2025 gisnep.com

Wordle 1,420 3/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #698 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Strands #432 “Outsiders” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵 5/9/2025 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 5️⃣:0️⃣6️⃣ murdle.com #654 14 guesses 7m 54s alphaguess.com 112:53 No. 275 | May 9, 2025 gisnep.com

Wordle 1,419 5/6* 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #697 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #431 “Well, fancy that!” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵 5/8/2025 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 2️⃣3️⃣:0️⃣4️⃣ murdle.com #653 21 guesses 9h 12m 34s alphaguess.com 01:44 No. 274 | May 8, 2025 gisnep.com

Francis gave the old popemobile away. Can we christen the new one LEO Speedwagon?

Wordle 1,418 3/6* ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #696 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #430 “Training day” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵 5/7/2025 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 7️⃣:0️⃣6️⃣ murdle.com #652 10 guesses 2m 7s alphaguess.com 05:32 No. 273 | May 7, 2025 gisnep.com

Wordle 1,417 4/6* ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #695 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #430 “I'm in lobe” 💡🔵💡🔵 🔵💡🔵💡 🔵🔵🔵🟡 5/6/2025 👤🔪🏡❓ 🕰️ ✅✅✅✅ 2️⃣:5️⃣2️⃣ murdle.com #651 14 guesses 16m 45s alphaguess.com 285:23 No. 272 | May 6, 2025. gisnep.com

Wordle 1,416 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #694 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Strands #428 “On the side” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵 5/5/2025 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 2️⃣:0️⃣6️⃣ murdle.com #650 10 guesses 1m alphaguess.com 01:58 No. 271 | May 5, 2025 gisnep.com

Wordle 1,415 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #693 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟦🟪🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Strands #427 “Star Wars: A New Hope” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵 5/4/2025 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 8️⃣:1️⃣2️⃣ murdle.com #649 7 guesses 3m 43s alphaguess.com 02:42 No. 270 | May 4, 2025

Wordle 1,414 3/6* ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟨 🟨⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #692 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟪🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 absolutely needed a hint Strands #427 “Say "ah"” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵 5/3/2025 👤🔪🏡❓ 🕰️ ✅✅✅✅ 1️⃣4️⃣:2️⃣5️⃣ murdle.com #648 13 guesses 5m 20s alphaguess.com 08:06 No. 269 | May 3, 2025. gisnep.com

Wordle 1,412 3/6* ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟩 🟨⬛🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #690 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟪🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Strands #425 “I get around” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵 5/1/2025 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ❌✅❌ 4️⃣:2️⃣2️⃣ murdle.com #646 14 guesses 29m 50s alphaguess.com 05:23 No. 267 | May 1, 2025. gisnep.com

Wordle 1,410 3/6* 🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #688 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Strands #423 “I've got you covered” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵 4/29/2025 👤🔪🏡❓ 🕰️ ✅✅✅✅ 2️⃣6️⃣:1️⃣6️⃣ murdle.com 02:52 No. 265 | April 29, 2025. gisnep.com

Wordle 1,409 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #687 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Strands #422 “My bad!” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵 4/28/2025 👤🔪🏡 🕰️ ✅✅✅ 3️⃣:1️⃣4️⃣ murdle.com #643 17 guesses 18h 59m 1s alphaguess.com 07:49 No. 264 | April 28, 2025. gisnep.com